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Cirno
Cirno's Perfect Math Class
All right everyone ! Cirno's Perfect Math Class is about to begin ! I'm counting on you all to do your best and aim to become a genius, just like me !

Now sit down ! We'll start with a simple problem !
Inari
!!!
Emerson
*Em appears in a seat.*

Oh, it's a little ice lady. I was expecting the teacher to be a bit... older.
Cirno
I'll let you know, I'm at least sixty years old !
Inari
!!!!!
Emerson
*Whistles.* Wow, look at you sensei, moving up in the world...
Y'know you look pretty good for your age. What's your secret?

*He puts his feet up on his desk.*
Spell_Punk
Sorry Madam I've been specifically banned from class room because of my stupidity and my life thirsting magic skills but I still wish observe some of this "Perfect Math"
Cirno
i'm a fairy ! I don't age. And put your feet down or I'll freeze you like a frog !
pure-anon
the hell kinda poser cirno uses "i' instead of "eye"!!
Cirno
Oh well go ahead and sit down ! Even if you're stupid, you'll be sure to learn something here, because I'm the bestest !
Emerson
Tsk, alright, alright...

*He puts his feet down.*

Also, the hell kind of saying is that anyways? "Freeze you like a frog?" What does that even mean?!
Cirno
( -w- Eye now eye shud rite like a ⑨ but that'd take too much effort )
Cirno
Anyway, here's your first problem !
Cirno
A bus leaves Leblanc with three people in it
At the gym, one left and a half person gets on
At destiny island, two people leave.

How many people are left in the bus ?

*she explains her problem while drawing a buss and scribbles that may or may not represent the places she's talking about.
Emerson
Technically 0, since half a person isn't a full person, and you're asking how many whole people are left.

If ya wanna get technical, 1/2 people are left onboard.
Inari
None, because buses can't get in the backstreets!
pixie
One person who was driving the bus, and also a sliced-in-half dead person
Emerson
Ah, damn, the Pixie's got it. I forgot about the driver...
Cirno
Well the answer is, the answer is,

NOOOOOOONE !!!!

There are no buses in the nexus !
Emerson
Yes there are.

*Em makes a bus out of light in the room.*
Inari
Did I get it right, Cirno-Sensei!?
Cirno
Yes Boy-whose-name-I-don't-know-kun !
pixie
I was always bad at maths...
Cirno
T-That's not a bus ! It's ... uh... It's a bicycle !
Emerson
*The light shifts into being a bicycle.*
Oh, damn, you're right! My mistake.

Hey, Cirno-sensei, since you're so smart, can you tell me what the graph of f(x)=x^2 look like?
Inari
@Emerson The answer is ⑨!
Cirno
uh... uh... uuuuuuuuuuuuh...... * she's panicking

Y-Yeah ! Of course ! I'm the smartest after all !

She takes a piece of chalk and draws http://www.fileformat.info/info/unicode/char/2468/circled_digit_nine.png
Emerson
... No, Inari, it isn't. Apologies.
Emerson
Ok, do you even know what a graph IS, Cirno-sensei?

*Em draws a pair of axis on the board, and labels points on the axis -5 to 5.*

Cirno-sensei, please show me where 2,-3 is on this graph.
Centunculus_fur
.....I'm really not sure how this is "Perfect Math" but Cinro you mind letting me use that odd lab counter at the back of the class?

*Points toward a lonely lab counter at the back*
pixie
HEY.

It's pair of AXES. Not pair of AXIS. Step up your graph game!
Spell_Punk
OCC: Wrong Account
Emerson
No, it's Axis. I googled it. With my phone.

*Em shows Pixie the search results.*
Cirno
* she points a random spot on the upper right side of the graph

it's here right ?
Emerson
Nope, not there. I'll give you one more shot. Here's a hint; it's on the bottom half of the graph.
Cirno
oh of course ! I knew that ! it's here then right ? * points on the bottom right. She doesn't know her left and right.
Cirno
* sensei is too busy to notice spell punk messing about
Emerson
*Notices she's a bit off.*

Well done!

*He gives her a head pat.*
Spell_Punk
*feeling a bit ingored Spell Punk walks over to the Lab Counter and starts channeling some water into a beaker glass*
pixie
Cirno-sensei, why is Perfect Math Class taking place in the chemistry lab?