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Ryoji
New Location Who Dis
Hello people it is I Ryoji your new best friend.

I am here for the classy ladies and hot spring shennanigans. I hope we can all be good friends.
Migrant
..... I hope so, too.
FemBFMF04
Hi ryojji! My name is bona. Nice to meet you!
Ryoji
Already the awesome ladies begin to appear!
Lelouch
Oh this guy, wait isn't he Nyx or something?
FemJokerboi
Did someone say Ryoji?
FemBFMF04
Yep! He's right there! *points to ryojji*
Ryoji
Yep the fun loving ryoji is here!

I am here to make one good friends and possibly talk about death! The death part can come later.
Lelouch
Yay
Ryoji
At least I don't plan on talking about murder.
FemBFMF04
Or mental shutdowns
Lelouch
Sounds good to me
Migrant
Any chance I can persuade you to skip the death part and just talk about friends?
Ryoji
Yep I plan to be chill with all of you people!

Then once December hits I'll tell you about the inevitability of death!
RobowaifuAigis
"Death part"
You mean when I choke you out with your own scarf right?
Migrant
I think more than a few gods have beaten you to the inevitability of death part, Ryoji...
Centunculus_fur
Or "Death Part" meaning I send you you to the Null Zone and consume for fleshly meats?
FemBFMF04
YAY DEATH
Ryoji
What but I only want to be friendsss.

Robot lady can't we just hold hands and sing kumbaya?
Lelouch
Aigis wants to kill you
Ryoji
Yeah well ...

I'll bring some super special awesome death!!!
Lelouch
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Migrant
Well, we've got Yuki. I'm sure she can do something about you...
Ace_Defective
Yo! Ryoji! Its been a while man! Hopefully you don't try to kill us again! Haha! Hahaha.....
Centunculus_fur
Someone will die here....preferably me but anyone can die here....
Ryoji
Juuuunpeeeeiiii!

I missed you! Did you miss me too? Was I coming on too strong last time?
Ryoji
Where is Yuki anyway???

I miss him and his fun personality.
Ace_Defective
Yeah man! We should hang out again some time! Also never mention that time! Ever! Okay!
Ryoji
Junpeeeeiiii maybe we can go babe hunting on the beach.

We should do it before I have to spread the good word of death again!
Ryoji
Aww no one else wants to see me ...?

I was even going to offer free scarf pats and some head pats for the ladiesm
Ace_Defective
Well, I already have Chidori! But I can be your wingman! Its like old times once again!
Ryoji
Yay thanks Junpei!

With your help I'll probbably find a girlfriend that likes puppies, rainbows, and the external emptiness of the void!
Migrant
Did you say scarf pats?
Ace_Defective
You know, those are on opposite ends of the spectrum, but ill help you out! Gotta be someone out there for you!
Spectrum
"...Did someone say SPECTRUM?! ...Cause that's my code name!"
Ryoji
Yep scraf pats!

But for a beautiful lady like you I'm also offering free head pats. I promise that my hair is nice and soft!

Nope Junpei I'm sure there ia a lay out there that likeshe all three things! I just need to find her and possibly fight off her cult!
Ace_Defective
How about that person? Spectrum was her name?
Ryoji
Spectrum huh ...?

She seems nice buto I forgot how to speak to girls after spending so much time dead! Junpei what should I do!!!
Centunculus_fur
I think your happy chipper nature will server you just fine Ryoji. You may get reject a couple hundred times though.
Migrant
Just scarf pats are fine.
Ace_Defective
Just be confidant! Girls love confidant guys! But you gotta butter your words as well! You got this though! I believe in you!
Ryoji
Do you really think so?

Yay I actually do have a chance with females! Oooh maybe I can even attract the ladies by talking about death! I heard everyone loves death in this place!
Ryoji
You guys are so sweet!

I think I might be tearing up.
Ryoji
Beautiful lady you are missing out on the best part!

My wonderful head!
Ace_Defective
Aw come here bro! Its alright! You can bring death another day!
Centunculus_fur
Please cry your tears into this bucket it's not satanic or anything I swear.

*Hands Ryoji a bucket full of water*
Ryoji
You people are so nice that you made me cry tears of loss.

Death will have to wait until I stop crying.
Spectrum
"I doubt many people like death..."