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Bad pickup lines and bad puns
Because why the heck not
Gimme a topic
Just whatever, no topic
Oh wait....
Space
Fucc me
Hey baby, are you an angle? Because you're not the RIGHT one for me.
(I just gave myself liver failure)
EKS DEE
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.

Works every time.
Byotiful