*walks up to the devil while hilding bigass gun saying BFG 9000*

*Puts his hand to his forehead in annoyance*

Oh for fucks sake, what now?

*grabs the devil and brings him into eye contact muttering one phrase*

I am here to kill you.

*Turns into a mist*

Can't kill what you can't hit, dumbass.

*shoots his BGF 9000 and a giant green orb is launched out vaporizing everything it touches into ash*

I'm a gaseous substance. Gunfire of any kind will not work. Now explain why your goal is what it is. I don't recall crossing you, let alone meeting you before.

*reloads a giant tank of demonic energy into the BFG 9000*

Demons kill pet rabbit Daisy. NOW I KILL LEGIONS OF DEMONS!!!

*fires another shot but the shot begins vaporising the gas one hitting Satan*

*Dodges out of the way*

Kind of a pathetic reason to kill legions of the undead, don't you think? I never crossed you. Also, why the hell don't you just get another rabbit?

*switch out to a missile launcher and begins to shoot napalm missiles like it was the forth of July while being pissed off to the point of not paying a single word to the devil*

I don't have time for this.

*The mist snakes out of a portal and it closes behind him*

*puts his guns away and goes off killing more demons that he wants dead*