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I WILL NEVER DIE
I'M THE SUPERBEAST
Hey coach, wanna play volleyball?
I miss potato guy. He was always dead.
LET'S PLAY VOLLEYBALL AND DO 2000 BURPIES NO RELAXING UNTIL YOU'RE PRACTICALLY DEAD

POTATO PRINCIPAL IS DEAD IT'S A SHAME I LOVED LICKING HIS HEAD AND EATING THE FUNGI OFF IT
P O W E R
Coach, I dont have volleyball to play with.
Nor do I have a glistening chin to bounce volleyballs back with, man I'll never go pro.
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE USING MISHIMAS HEAD TODAY

BEAT AND KISS HIM FEVERISHLY AS THAT WILL APPEASE ME
YOU'LL FUCKING GO PRO IF I SAY YOU WILL NO ROOM FOR FAILURE ON MY TEAM

YOU WILL LEARN AND WIN THE JLEAGUE
Do I have what it takes to become a pro?
YOU HAVE TO HAVE FITNESS AND SEX APPEAL JUST LIKE ME
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I'm a Olympic Gold Medialist, and I’ve been involved in numerous events for Japan, and I have over 300 spikes. I am trained in Volleyball and I’m the top outside hitter in the entire Japan Olmypic Volleyball team. You are nothing to me but just a couple of knaves. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting the school board office and your criminal record is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, thief. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call the phantom thiefs. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can do self defense in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my balls. Not only am I extensively trained in martial arts, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Shujin Acadamy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I have neither of those coach, but I'll do my best!
S P O R T S B A L L
CHIIIIIIIIIIIIN POOOOOOOWWEEEEERRRRRR
I am now the worlds best volleyball player. I will proceed to beat the shit out of any student who dares cross me.
Thank mr kamosheedu
Notice me Kamoshida