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OOC:Wanted to do try this.

We need a Jury, Aki will be the moderator and the audience (Everyone who does not participate in it) will decide who win.

I think this will be done either the whole day , let's see how it works.
You guys can continue even though I am gone.
The Person with the most votes will win.

IC: Welcome to the first Nexus Talent show, brought to you by Aki and her velvet room crew.
*The imp adviser walks into the room with his wings folded behind his back*

Beelz: What is this, miss?
Welcome, well we prepare a talent show here.
The best talents wents a high money sum and a trophy.
We just need a Jury and contestance then the show can begin.
I need money sign me up!
*walks in*

lets do this
Beelz: My master and I have no need for a trophy or the money. I will either watch or judge, which is up to you.
@NotIgor @Naho Alright, we have some costestants.^^
Looking forward to your show.
@The_Dark_Messiah Fine by me.
Then you'll be part of the Jury.
Beelz: Hmm. Fair enough, miss. I will gladly take this position.
*thinks "i hope that no one gets brainwash or transfromed into something.. since that has not happen yet and i dont want it to happen"*
OOC: Maybe actually it would be good if you would be one Jury member, and I let Akis attendants be thr others,
so it is alright if someone leaves, because they are still there.
So we can do this talent show the whole day.

IC: Alright so we first see our first contestants Performance.
Who ever of you two wants to start.
*acts out the Bee Movie through interpretative dance*
OOC: That is fair.
Aki: Alright great job notIgor.

Jury what do you think about this Performance?

RB: ..... I don't know what to say.
Citris: It was creative though.
OOC: Also the winner will be a pole in the end when we had enough contestance and this will choose the winner.
What the Jury says is actually only entertainment.
*contestants.
Beelz: It was...interesting...to say the least.

*The imp has a confused look on his face*
Aki: Alright then time for the next contestant
@naho your call.
*comes out*
my name is naho, and im going tell you a story..
*soon starts saying a story which somehow the props which looks like people start actting out, its a story about a 7 year old girl who was abused by her mother and father, which after some time had died from someone. soon after that it was talking about how in her would was hell aka meaning it was like hell, their were monsters aka evil adults that would try to kill her but her older brother and her friends all 11 of them who protected her and made sure she was safe, but soon she was caputered by someone and that someone put something in the 7 year old girl that made her have another side to her that wanted to make mayhem and chaos to the world but her friends and brother saved her. but it still inside of her and is trying to resist it. soon the world was at peace but her brother had to hide from everyone thanks to his family's past, and soon the girl that the whole story was about had been killed by her best friend but was brought back thanks to her friend but she was a cyborg and 1 of her friend and her older bother fell into madness thanks to her death and she was soon take to another world. worried and not knowing.. this whole story true since* this my story, this is what happen to me.. *soon the props were gone*
*Bellz slow claps*

I enjoyed your effort, human.
RB: *Has tears behind her Mask*
Citris: Are you fine?
RB: It's nothing.

Aki: Alright who is gonna be next?
*Takumi enters in a traditional hoshidian garb*

I will present to you today, that I can fire 3 arrows at all these targets at once.
Believe it or not?

*He aims with fujin yumi, and fires the 3 arrows, right in the middle*
*steps on stage*

*Walks slowly to mic*

*taps on it*

"gamers..."

*Walks offstage*
@Pineapple
*Beelz applauds*

Beelz: That was impressive!

@hazama
*Beelz laughs hysterically, then stands up applauding*

Beels: Amazing! By far the best!
@Pineapple
*claps from RB and Citris*

@Hazama
RB: He has lots of Charm...
Citris: He is great.
*he turns into Barry B Benson*
This talent show is the bees knees
.... Why do I have the sudden desire to get on stage....?
*Whistles*

Beelz: Go Migrant!
W-what!? I never said I would!
Aki: Don't be shy just try it.
There is nothing to lose.
You've got this Lady Migrant! Just be confidant in yourself!

*PK walks up behind stage and gets ready for his performance
Beelz: I must get going, my master will want to see me. I'll send him in my wake.
*thinks "wait.. what that a character from blueblaze a minute ago"*
Aki: Alright so only Citris and RB will assst as Jury,
might as well I join in as well.
So who is next?
OOC: @Naho Hazamod is best mod.
Also good I got into blazblue as well, now I know more.XD
[A birb man flies in covering the stage with feathers.]

"Does making friends count as a talent?"
*The black mist leaks into the room through the doorway and forms Satan*

What is this place, and why did Beelzebub send me here?
@Nyx_Avatar If you can perform somthing with that I don't know.
So... who's next?

*Mutters slient hopes it isn't her....*
"Alright!"

"Do you want to be my friend?"
Can someone inform me of what's going on here?
Aki: Who ever goes on stage first!
JK it's actually Pancake-Knight and after that Migrant!
Get ready for this! Its Morphing time!
*muffled GO GO PANCAKE RANGERS plays in the distance*
*PK then jumps into center stage from behind the stage doing a back flip, before landing with perfect accuracy, P+S are off in the distance using a spotlight on PK as he pulls out an offical Snow Rangers©®™ badge and the entire stage in engulfed in a bright white light revealing the White Snow Ranger©®™!
*a couple of dummies dressed in costumes in paint appear as PK draws his sword

Its the zerg army! We must push them back! Take this!

*the Snow Rangers©®™ theme then begins to play as PK does flips and dodges, gracefully avoiding the dummies as he cuts each of them down, before unmorphing and bowing to everyone
*puts on glass to only take them off dramatically and thinks "what"*
Citris: WHOA THIS IS FRICKING AMAZING!
RB: Quite entertaining.
Aki: Good job PK.

So migrant?

Also @The_Dark_Messiah we make a talent show, want to join?
Sure. Am I participating, or am I judging?
Thank you! Thank you! Be sure to watch the latest episode of Snow Rangers©®™ when it airs!

*PK then walks off stage
>The man stands watching but soon approaches.

>He speaks.

I would like to participate.
@The_Dark_Messiah you can join in for beelz.
I can get back to moderating then.

@cowboy_cookie
Sure go ahead.
I wish to join in first. May I?
Fine.... *shuffles awkwardly up on stage.*

Now, mind you I only just started practicing so this'll probably be horrible....

*she takes a deep breath and starts singing.... The song in question may not make sense to most, but it's the music from Heaven. Much to the chagrin of Yu, who thankfully isn't here. And Mig is... actually pretty good at singing for that matter, as she gets more comfortable, she even starts to put on a little Idol act on the stage before the song ends and she awaits her ultimate judgement...*

OOC: If you don't know the song, have a super cool remix. Click to load youtube video
*Satan claps*

I wasn't aware humans could be so talented.
>The man accedes TDM's request.

Of course. That is only fair. Survival can wait.

>The man sits down and crosses his legs as Migrant sings. A smile on his face.

Beautiful.
I knew you could do it Lady Migrant! Bravo!
RB: It's beautiful. I love it.
Citris: Yeah go girl!
Aki: *claps*

@The_Dark_Messiah fine but you can't be jury then
B-P-Please everyone.... *immediate embarasment!*
*Satan walks up onto the stage*

I do not have a particular theme, so I am at a loss for what I will do...

*He has a face of nervousness and confusion*
DO A FLIP!
*Pats Migrant on the back*

You did well, Mig. You did well.

*He gives her a warm smile*
*Shuffles on off after the pat on the back from literal satan.*
>The man smiles at Migrant.

NED would be moved to tears with your work Madame.
Aki: Just do what feels right, Satan!
*She smiles.

After that it's your tunr Cowboy cookie.
>He nods.

I won't disappoint.
*Sighs*

So be it. Time for a magic trick...

*He rubs his hands together and turns into the mist, flying around the room. When he gets back to the stage, he morphs back and grows three times his size. He makes beautiful colored explosions, all the while doing sword tricks. He finishes, and the room is calm once more. The only sound is his exasperated breath*
>The man claps.

What a display of your prowess! Amazing! NED would be pleased.
*Satan bows*

I do not expect a good score. I only wish that you were all entertained.

*He steps down from the stage and sits among the audience*
Citris: Damn I wish I could do such stuff.
RB: It's great.
Aki: Yeah powers are very interesting sometimes.
So next.
>The man walks up the steps to the stage and moves to the center. His coat waving.

Hello Children of Survival. I Cookie, am here on behalf of NED to bring you all to the ultimate truth of Survival. So please, allow me to answer your questions with my Stand...

>He raises a hand above his head.

「Survival Guide」!

>Above his hand appears a small child with a book for a head. The man grabs it and cradles it in his arms.

Please, ask away.
HOW DO I STOP BULLIES FROM INSULTING ME WHEB I PRAY TO NED FOR SURVIVAL TIPS?
Ah! A disciple of NED. I shall present you an answer!

>He tears open the book and a bright light spills forth out of it. The main leafs through the pages with no regard for the bright light. Suddenly he stops and speaks.

The Guide speaks to me. It says to talk to your teachers or an adult you trust if you're being bullied. Alternatively, you can assert your dominance on the field of battle and prove you are most fit for Survival.
how can i save someone from transforming?
How can I fully use tip 320b so I can get into any class?
>The Stand lights up again before the man speaks.

You can try friendship powers, the Guide says that is how it is always done.
>The Stand lights up again and the man speaks.

To achieve Survival in that regard, you must diversify your portfolio of associates. And remember that first impressions are important when meeting a teacher for the first time.

>He smiles.

Best of luck getting into any class, oh Child of Survival.
what if the power of friendship dose not work..
>He smiles at Naho.

Worry not. Even if your friend is transformed or killed. Once I achieve 「Survival over Heaven」, I will rewrite the laws of reality so all can experience NED's love through Survival.
so your saying that your god, to make fates for everyone! not even knowing that i had died once and i was bring back to life
>The Stand returns to Cookie's body.

I assume that will suffice my lovely judge?
>He laughs.

Worry not Naho. I know full well what happened. And once I succeed, your situation will become better. You'll see Navy again. You'd like that right?
.. i dont know.. do you have any weakness
*Naby... How embarrassing for me to err.
>He laughs again.

All men have weakness, for that is why man is not a God.

>He grips himself in a hug.

However. Transcending humanity and attaining Survival has blessed me with no weakness! But yet. I am not perfect either, I have not attained NED's love.
i could meet naby at any moment of my life.. but i cant now since i need to get rid of evil, my own way.. so lets have dual..
>He wags his finger and frowns.

Tsk tsk tsk. Killing you would not lead to Survival. Don't raise your blade, fool.

>The man walks off the stage and past Naho.

You stand no chance...you don't have NED's blessing. And you have almost lost your life once, don't be headstrong and foolish. You can't beat a demigod.
*smirks*

oh i think you missed something in your book
>The man pauses and turns.

Enlighten me.
*walks to you and points to a part of the book and says "this book is now gone", the book soon leaves with a poof aka not existing anymore and your powers go away*
>A clever ruse. Cookie was holding a book and it is gone. But that wasn't his Stand! It was a fake!

Tch.

>The man jumps back.

You think I'm that stupid? I'm offended.
i scared you.. why dont you just go away and leave this place.. we dont need your things.. we can do things on our own.. and by the way i dont care *walks away*
>The man blinks.

I...what? Scared? Are you well? And don't talk while you walk away, you impudent child!

>The man storms off.
*thinks "little doses he know that i stole that book the real one.. and now time to get rid of this book or what he calls the NED.. which spells END"*
>The man laughs.

Little does he know. I had another fake. I can't believe he thinks he can steal a Stand. Pshh...ahahahah!
*thinks "well... looks like i got the fake one.. or the real one dose he even now.. or is he NED all along"*
OOC: i think we should stop this.. this is suppose to be a Talent show and not us ruining it
>OOC: Dropped.
OOC: Nah, It's fine.
I am gaming at the moment.
From now on contestants can come and tonight I make a poll on who will win.

This Charakter gets the Prize.

Welp I get back to Blazblue now.
>OOC: Probably Hazama. Heh.
*Does some cool shit*
>Audience noises.