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Nyx_Avatar
Hello!
[A strange birb man sits in a warm cabin in the middle of no where.]

"Hello, everyone! I'm death incarnate and I wanted to know how everyone's day is going so far."

"It's just super to be here and I hope we can all get along and enjoy consuming the sous of the damn together!"
Migrant
Can you go back to scarf boy now...?
The_Dark_Messiah
Do I need to put this deity six feet under too?
Nyx_Avatar
"Scarf boy...Psshh. I'm much cooler than him! I even have this neat sword and everything!"

[the birb man takes out his shiny sword and shows it off.]
The_Hunter
*sees the avatar and blanks out for a minute*

NOT NORMAL! EXTREAMLY NOT NORMAL!!!
NotIgor
Hey !
Ace_Defective
Woah! When did Nyx get here?

*Junpei walks up and looks around
Nyx_Avatar
[The birb man notices Junpei.]

"Oh hey, old buddy! Watcha been up to?"
The_Dark_Messiah
I am still waiting for an answer. Bullet to it's head, yes or no?
Ace_Defective
Yo Ryoji? Is that you? You became Nyx again? How?
naho
*is here and not knowing what is happening*
Nyx_Avatar
"Oh no, I'm fine Mr. Dark Lord. I'm just here to hang out with all my new friends!"
naho
*slowly backs away*
Migrant
You have a sword but you lack a scarf.
The_Dark_Messiah
Hmm. I will be watching you, deity. Harm anyone in the nexus and I'll have your head on a pike.
naho
*slowly goses behide @Migrant*
Nyx_Avatar
"Pssshh...As if I'd harm any of my new friends. Hanging out here with all of you is gonna be so much fun! I can't wait to do scavenger hunts, sleepovers, and bringing the accused a dreadful end!"

Ace_Defective
Well, I mean, can you perhaps not kill everyone? That would be nice! How would you get a date when everyone is dead!
Nyx_Avatar
"Silly, Junpei. Killing everyone comes later, hanging out comes first!."
The_Dark_Messiah
So you admit you will kill everyone?
Nyx_Avatar
"What? Did I say that? I think you're hearing things, Mr. Dark Lord. Why don't you relax and have a nice calming cup of tea?"

[The birb man offers Satan a refreshing herbal blend.]
The_Dark_Messiah
No thank you. I will not drink that swill.

*Knocks the cup away and grabs @Nyx_Avatar by the throat*

Now listen here, wretch, I know exactly what I heard. I will personally bring your life to an end, got it?
Nyx_Avatar
[The birb man continues smiling at Satan.]

"Now, now. No need to get violent, friend. I'm just here to make lots of friends and play games. Besides, I'm a pacifist anyway."
naho
*thinks "i dont even know if satan is a good guy or a bad guy anymore"*
The_Dark_Messiah
Violence is always the answer to those who question my protection of this realm.
NotIgor
Birbman are we going drinkin later? You'll have 'elk to pay if you don't 'old yer own this time.
Nyx_Avatar
"I think you're just really stressed out there, Mr. Dark Lord."

[The birb man slips out of Satan's hands and runs to the kitchen.]
Nyx_Avatar
"You know it! I'll hold my own this time. Just you watch!"
Ace_Defective
Ryoji? Where are you going man? Take me with you!
bluehairedemo
..... *She's just.... glaring....*
Yuichiro
tf hi
Nyx_Avatar
[The birb man looks at the strange blue haired girl.]

"What's your name? I'm Nyx but you can call me birb man. All my friend do or some call me Ryoji for some reason. I'm not sure why."
NotIgor
Oh lookie here we got ourselves a frowner downer! Yer face is scarin' the kids, lady. Turn that frown upside down!
bluehairedemo
Go back to being sealed away...
NotIgor
Zero manners over here. My pal here is just Reyna have a good time.
Nyx_Avatar
"I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just here to make friends and hang out!"
bluehairedemo
... *She goes back to glaring. It's like she became Aigis.*
NotIgor
"Ninetynine fresh human souls on the was ninetynine fresh human souls! Take one down crush it around ninetyeight fresh human souls! Ninetyeight fresh human souls on the wall..."
Nyx_Avatar
"I do love that old jig! Reminds me of home."
naho
.. im scared...
The_Dark_Messiah
*Satan watches silently as he loads his sawed-offs*
NotIgor
Don't be! This is just some good natured goofs!
bluehairedemo
Satan.... you got anything that can kill anything instantly?
Nyx_Avatar
"We're all about the goofs around here!"
The_Dark_Messiah
Quite a lot. Would you like to help?

*He has a mischievous grin on his face*
NotIgor
Birbman get the buffs
Ace_Defective
Hey Ryoji! Do you mind letting me have your sword? I'll put it to good use!
Nyx_Avatar
"Sure! Just be sure not to lose it!"

[The birb man hands Junpei his birb sword.]
bluehairedemo
YES. *The glare intensifies... somehow*
naho
*sighs and takes out my sword and starts to spin it around..*
The_Dark_Messiah
Good.

*Cocks the hammers on the shotguns*

You may lead, human. I will follow.
Nyx_Avatar
"I just came here to have a good time and I am feeling so attacked right now."
NotIgor
BEEP BEEP IM A SHEEP
*a bus barrels through the wall of the cabin injuring those approaching birbman*
GET IN WE'RE TAKIN A FIELD TRIP TO SAFETY
naho
*slows down time using my sword*
Ace_Defective
Woah!

*Junpei is barely able to hold the sword, let alone swing it before dropping it on himself, he is now lying on the floor, with a sword crushing him, before saying weakly

How do they do it..
NotIgor
Junpinator hurry! These monsters want to hurt innocent birbman!
bluehairedemo
... Junpei.... why?
Nyx_Avatar
"Cah!"

[The birb man flies into the bus.]

"Step on it! We're going to Vegas!"
The_Dark_Messiah
*Satan fires his shotguns at the tires of the bus*
NotIgor
*he floors it*
GAS GAS GAS! IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS!
NotIgor
*the tires hold and the bus is gone*
Ace_Defective
Help me... I wanted to be like Cloud Yuki....

*Junpei can barely speak as he is being choked by the sword
naho
*cuts the bus in 2 then turns time back to normal and falls* that took way to much energy!
The_Dark_Messiah
*Lifts the sword off him with ease*

You were foolish. Be careful next time.
NotIgor
*the bus continues before remolding together*
bluehairedemo
You ok man?
The_Dark_Messiah
He will be fine.

*Lifts him up off the ground by the collar, and sets him down*
Ace_Defective
Whew! Thanks Satan! I think the sword is a bit big enough for Da Man! I'm feeling great Yuki! Well, other than the whole crushing thing!
naho
*sigh* i really need to get used to using this sword now...
The_Dark_Messiah
*Satan picks up the sword, and shrinks it to a usable size for @Ace_Defective, handing it to him*

Here you are. Perhaps you can use it now.
bluehairedemo
Just stay away from him...
Ace_Defective
Wow! Satan your pretty cool!

*Junpei then puts the sword on his back before turning to Yuki

Dont need to worry about me! I'm Da Man! I can handle myself!
bluehairedemo
Heh. Alright.
NotIgor
*muffled eurobeat in the distance*
naho
i hope naby is okay... *notice that i said that out loud*