(Worst rp ever)

(Eff you)

(I'm not Ryuji)

{A green blob floats silently, judging the small cat.}

Disgusting. Where's Highschool DxD? Stop holding out you shitty cat.

Fine, but I don't have thumbs. Can you change it for me?

(What)

(Obviously, I was referring to the poster above me, mr what)

{The blob floats down.}

Alright lets see here.

{He begins swiping through the anime on the tablet. Suddenly his eyes go wide.}

Oho! Found it kid!

{He slams his finger onto the play button.}

So this guy is called Joker huh?

{The blob smiles evilly.}

Oooooh, I wonder what this is about.
*Mona begins fidgeting around excitedly*

*Lelouch appears from the shadows* Mona you should let Joker sleep, I mean he had a very productive day

What the-!? How'd you get in my house!?

{The blob grins as he floats into Joker's head.}

I'm everywhere

So, like, you're even in everyone's bathroom? What a perv...

No it's not like that! Anyways aren't you the one watching pervy anime?

{The body of Joker begins to stir.}

Ohhhh....I like this vessel. Hey kid...you mind if I borrow this guy for awhile?

@Lelouch d-don't look at that... *Mona slides the tablet away from Lelouch and looks slightly embarrassed*

@Spooky_Voices don't try anything funny using Joker's body!

{The body sighs.}

Guy's name is Joker but I can't do anything funny....you're no fun, Kid.

I might as well tell Joker that you were watching that on his tablet

@Lelouch T-then i'll tell him you broke into our house!

{Joker's body laughs.}

I'd just erase his memories...I am a powerful spirit after all!

{He leaps out of bed.}

Tremble before Dimple Ekubo!

Well time for me to go! *he opens up the window near Joker's bed and leaps out* (I'm leaving for real)

That was... weird. I hope nothing else like that happens again. Man, we sure do live in an odd neighborhood.

{Dimple Joker sits next to Mona.}

Well then, back to Highschool DxD now that he's gone?

Yea, start it up (For real though, we should stream it as we roleplay XD)

{OOC: Even I think that's a bad idea. We should totally do it with more people ahahahaha.}

{DJoker looks around the room. Noticing the old TV and VHS player.}

Shame this kid doesn't have a better TV...it's awkward watching on a small tablet. Ya think we can find some good harem animes on VHS?

Sorry, I don't know what VHS is.

{DJoker shakes his head and sighs.}

Wow....how old even are you? I'm a few millennia.

{He shrugs as he presses play again.}

I was born about six months ago.

{DJoker's eyes go wide.}

My god. You're worse than a millennial....

I'm sorry for being born, I guess...

{DJoker shrugs.}

Rather you than real millennials though! Can't get Starbucks without dealing with the lot of 'em....ech....

*Mona nods his head to reassure @Spooky_Voices that he is listening*

(OOC: I'm really bored right now and have nothing to do so I might as well come into this RP and entertain myself and whoever wants to revive this somewhat dead RP).

*A green portal suddenly appeared inside the room, showing a giant man walking outside of the portal with tubes coming for his back and attached to his arms and legs, Bane (and yes this is THE Bane from Batman).*

*After Bane walks out of the portal and closes on him, he looks around in the room with a confused look and saw a cat and boy looking at him.*