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Inside Star's, I mean, my head
*Surveys the area* Yep, just about as chaotic as I expected. I like it here.
I thought you would. I wasn't the goddess of insanity for nothing.
[A Birb man flies into the scene.]

"Did I hear somebody mention something about some delicious souls?"
You ruined a perfectly good opportunity to name this "Mmm I'm in Star's head."
You ruined a good opportunity to <Insert witty comeback>
"I apologize, I must have been hearing things."

[The Birb man flies off.]
So... should I show you around or...?
No need, as an all-powerful demon I SEE EVERYTHING
Okay. So, what say you and me be buddies? I mean, let's face it, we both like causing chaos, so why not do it together?
Yay, chaos!
Sounds alright with me
Good! So, now that we're friends, I have absolutely no problem with you living inside my head. You know where the five star resort is, so have fun there.
Anyways, I thought I might first share my idea for how to screw with everyone next. I think trying to take over the Nexus with memes would be a good way to fuck with everyone's heads. I've also got a few other ideas that involve a bit of smoke and mirrors tactics. What do you think?
*is suddenly here*
I say we do as much damage as possible in the shortest amount of time. Maybe we should save up our memes casually and then unleash them all at once in a spamlike manner
I love it. How about we add in some MLG and weed into the mix? We can have campers line every roof, some weed snoops getting everyone too high to fight back, and whatever else there is.
//A voice booms through her head.\\

What is this weak ass shit? You perpetuate that you are a goddess of insanity yet you choose to fill this space with bad memes?

//A laugh pierces the area.\\

Oh....what a treat! You do you, baby. But wow...
Heh. There may just be some there to oppose us, though. Maybe someone more powerful than us. If that happens, the most we can do is to not die
... *is here and thinks "is their two stars"*
//The voice speaks.\\

Is that a cyborg ninja I spy?

//The voices goes silent for a moment.\\

GASP! IS THAT A PRO GENJI!?
... someone like him? And yeah, I have memes in my head. Problem? Honestly, this is just the surface. After the memes, I'll start doing some wacky highjinx to learn what makes everyone tick, and then I'll use everything Against them.
Why not just kill them? Kill all of them!

FWAHAHAHAHAHAH- okay, evil laugh is so not my thing...
... *thinks "Im kinda scared right now"*
//The voice speaks directly to Naho's head.\\

Good. You should be. Also, your new name is Genji. Wear it with pride you glorious cyber ninja, you!
*thinks "why is this my life"*
//In Naho's head.\\

You get used to it, Genji. Also...am I inside Star's head to talk inside your head....yes...yes I am....

BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW~!

//Inception horn noises.\\
I feel like headception is going on right now...
//The voice booms again out loud.\\

Yes. Yes it was. Also this is Genji. Say "hi" Genji!
*sits down and trys to clear my mind*
Hi Genji! I'm confused about everything right now, but I don't care anymore.
.... *says nothing*
//A laugh pierces the area again.\\

There we go, my job here is done! I must go now, my planet needs me.

//Poof noises.\\
oh my god... star please tell me theirs a place in your brain that i can sleep in *thinks "and hope nothing bad happen"*
Sure. There's a five star resort right in front of us. Your room should be 225.
thanks *walks to the resort then to my room*