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The_Dark_Messiah
Satan's Happy Wish Hut 2.0
*Satan enters with a flourish, and gracefully takes a seat in his throne*

I am here once more, to grant the wishes of others. No stings attached, of course. Just tell me what your desire is, and I'll try my best to make it happen!
The_Dark_Messiah
First person to walk in gets demonic powers? Oh who am I kidding, this didn't work the first time, it won't work a second...
Starwaddle
*walks in* me want.
Sam
*Sam sighs as he follows her in*
Star, you already have those. I don't want them, so don't ask.
The_Dark_Messiah
It was purely a joke. I've already got tons of humans walking around with them, I don't need more. Still, would you like your greatest desire granted? Just ask.
Starwaddle
So? I'm an equal opportunity goddess. I see power, I take power. Doesn't matter what kind it is. Besides, demonic powers are fun. And if you're joking, then I'm leaving. I've already got my greatest desires granted. *Suddenly disappears*
The_Dark_Messiah
*Shrug*

I was doing it for the humans, not deities that can grant their wish at will.
Splat_Tim
*Tim enters* I'll take some power, for I, Tim, Splat Tim, is the one most deserving.
Sam
I'd rather work for my desires. Just came to give you a message from Gin. I'll give you three guesses.
The_Dark_Messiah
"Greetings reject, go fuck yourself"? Am I close?
Sam
Well done. You win a cookie. I don't have one, but you can just materialize one I'm sure. See you, Lucy
*Sam portals out*
The_Dark_Messiah
Heh, don't mind if I do.

*Conjures a cookie and eats it*

Now if only someone worthwhile would come here...
Splat_Tim
*Tim burps* Tim, Splat Tim, is the most worthwhile guy you'll ever find, for I am Tim, Splat Tim.
The_Dark_Messiah
*Sighs as he leans back in his throne*

I don't consider you worthwhile, but you'll do. What do you desire?
Splat_Tim
*Tim guzzles some more light blue paint down* I Tim, Splat Tim, desire power, for I Tim, Splat Tim, are very trustworthy.
The_Dark_Messiah
What kind of power?

*He says in a bored tone*
Splat_Tim
*Tim burps* Power to destroy things with Light Blue paint.
The_Dark_Messiah
*Sighs*

Why might I ask?
Splat_Tim
*Tim guzzles down more light blue paint* To destroy those who stand in Tim, Splat Tim's way.
The_Dark_Messiah
Like this will have any repercussions...You are aware that what I can give you I can take away, right?
Splat_Tim
*Tim burps* Tim, Splat Tim, Takes what he can get.
The_Dark_Messiah
Fine...Have light blue destruction...

*Satan waves a dark red light over Tim, then leans across his throne*

It is done, now be gone.
Splat_Tim
*Burps* Thanks dark man. *Tim leaves the place*
The_Dark_Messiah
Will any others come? I doubt it. I'll just shut this place down...