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Genm
Jacking to the Cade
I heard there was an arcade in town. Not sure who owns it, but it doesn't seem active.

Seeing as I am Dan Kuroto, the GAME MASTER, and arcades contain video games, simple logic dictates that this arcade is mine.

So now that I have legally hijacked the arcade, please come in and give Dan Kuroto, not evil respectable business man, all of your cash via unfair fighting games.
Splat_Tim
*Burps* Seems legit. I Tim, Splat Tim here by decree this place an official landmark in the nexus as President Tim ,Splat Tim
Kuudere
*Kuu wanders in, hardly noticing Genm as he runs to the nearest rhythm game. Kuu searches his pockets for a moment, before coming up empty.*
Genm
I'm glad I have your support President Tim, Splat Tim.
HibkiKuze
*Hibki walks in and goes to the rhythm game as well* Hey. Do you need some money?
Splat_Tim
Tim, Splat Tim, supports those who are cool.
Genm
*he puts a hand on Kuu's shoulder*
Aw, what's wrong kid? No money for the arcade?

.....

Well that fucking sucks for you.
Kuudere
*Kuu jumps a little when Hibki approaches him, before turning towards Hibki with his head down.*
I... It's nothing really. I don't wanna intrude. I.. I just thought I might try this out.

*Kuu's eyes start to water as he walks towards the door*
S..... Sorry to disturb you mister designer guy. I... I won't do it again.
Genm
... This was A good first day of business.
Splat_Tim
*TiM, SPlAT TiM ChuGS Some LiGHT blUE PaiNT* TwaS A gOOd FirSt DAy For ThIS InTREpID LanDmARk
Genm
Bumping to open this because Mary seems to think she still owns this joint.
NotIgor
I will be playing this game here.
*starts playing the phansite simulator only to lose immediately because you can't win on the phansite*
Starwaddle
I see it, and you know what I think? I think you just got punked! Due to legally owning it, I now have enough money to get another arcade, and a little extra. Thanks for the money!
Splat_Tim
*Tim, Splat Tim starts playing Splat Tim V Mary Sue* Tim, Splat Tim likes this game Splat Tim, Tim, Splat Tim V Mary Sue.
NotIgor
Technically the deed was fake
Genm
You legally own nothing but the sand in your toybox.

This arcade has video games, and seeing as how I am the GAME MASTER, this is all mine.
3xcal1bur
I wanna play galaga
NotIgor
This property is actually public property because the original owner never signed the proper paperwork. So the owner is Tim
NotIgor
So Tim can sue you for breaking and entering.
Hibiki
...Oh fuck, he's right.
Arkham
*appears in a puff of smoke*
Can I be sued if I never actually enter anywhere, and just sort of appear?
Nyx_Avatar
"I want to play Life Simulator. I'm super good at that game."
Starwaddle
So? You can't just call all games in the world your's. That's fucking cheating, dude. Besides, if you wanted to legally own it, you'd have to pay me money and buy i...oh God damnit. Welp, it's a good thing I have resources. Just going to have to buy another arcade.
Splat_Tim
Tim, Splat Tim wishes to sue.
3xcal1bur
Law tiem
NotIgor
Let me see if I can fetch Hazama to judge this case. How much in damages do you intend to pursue Mr. President?
Splat_Tim
Tim, Splat Tim, Bu=ought out all arcades with government fundings.
Splat_Tim
Tim, Splat Tim burped in my last sentence. Excuse me.
NotIgor
No need to worry. Burping is only natural after ink consumption.
Splat_Tim
I Tim, Splat Tim, wish to get all the money I just spent on all the arcades.
Arkham
Tim used all the government funds from them never doing anything and bought every arcade.
Still not the worst president I've ever seen. Rather fun actually.
*Laughs maniacally and extensively before vanishing in a puff of smoke*
Starwaddle
...dude, you're a terrible president. Seriously, you did that for shits and giggles? We are fucked, and it's all because you didn't spend the money working on, oh, I don't know, funding the fucking army!? *Suddenly disappears*
Genm
I'm cheating? Oh no, I've been called out! I'm shaking in my spandex suit!
Splat_Tim
Tim, Splat Tim likes that guy. *Salutes the puff of smoke*
NotIgor
Now we'll need to Audit star in order to assess her total assets.
Genm
Who needs an army when the place is filled with people who teleport out of the way of every shot and kill things by saying so
Nyx_Avatar
"Who needs an army when you have a Birb man?"
Kirusu
Who needs an army when you have our Lord and savior Jesus Christ, God bless America.