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EXCUSE ME CAT FROG BUT DOES THIS WORK ON ＸＹＢＥＲＴＨＯＴＳ? I RUN INTO A LOT OF THEM ON THE JOB

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THOT BEGONE IS PROVEN TO GET RID OF ANY THOT, IF IT DOESN'T SATISFY YOU SEND IT BACK AND WE'LL GIVE YOU A FULL REFUND1

WHAT ABOUT PERMATHOTS?

THOT BEGONE RIDS THEM FROM THE SURFACE OF THE WORLD

WHAT A ＸＹＢＥＲＢＡＲＧＡＩＮ I'LL TAKE 20

I need more weapons to fight the Thots during the Dank hour. It's an hour that occurs after 12 PM, hidden from most. It's the time when the Thots come out and prey on any who are caught within the Dank our, infecting them with Thot syndrome.

THAT MEANS YOU GET 20 MORE FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THOT BEGONE WILL HELP TO RID THIS WORLD OF THOT SYNDROME

I've located some rare footage of the Dank Hour! Please, keep this out of the hands of any impressionable children!
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I'm dying.