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Yeah, I heard.
Hey night.
*lights a cigarette*
Ooc:bigby not night
*notices Bona* Oh hey there.
*takes out a DS and starts to play on it*
*Hibki walks in* Why is it I'm better at my job then the government agents actually trained to do this? Anyways I'll have some water.
*a glass of water is now in hibkis hands*
Thanks. One problem with working for JPs is I'm always technically on call.
*looks at Bona* I'm looking for some criminals... Can you help me?
Uh, I can try. I have a database on all the people in the nexus, so that might help.
I'm looking for Mike Donburi and a guy named Sami....
*thinks "and now even bigby is looking for sami.. my god guess sami is really making a name for himself"*
I'll help you look. Where were they seen last?
I don't know that yet....
That's why i'm here...
Oh. Those two. Here, take this. *he gives bigby a tablet with a map of the nexus that has two red dots on it*
The Two red dots represent sami and Mike.
Thanks for the help *takes the map*
Anyways, Bona you still have that gender ray right?
Yeah. I used it yesterday so could spend time with Morgana without it being weird.
Gender ray?
Huh, that still sounds weird. Anyways I was just wondering because I was thinking of using it tomorrow. I'm still a bit busy today.
It's a ray that swaps your gender with the opposite gender.
Sure. You just wanna be a girl again for a bit?
I see....
A gender ray? When, how and why does that exist?
Yeah. Not while I'm on duty though. I'd get fired for sure.
I was bored one day and I made a gender ray.
Oh... Boredom is an interesting thing...
*leaves*
Anyways yeah. You can use it.
*Goes back to typing, slightly more composed* Is there tea here, by any chance?
I swear if another demon gets loose I'm quitting. So far I've felt with 5 ultra powerful demons in the last two days.
OOC: Dealt with. Autocorrect hates me
That must suck.
Work is work. Although even Yamato says this is much more of an issue than he's dealt with so far. It's growing into something big and I don't like it.
Oh, and can you help me out with something? It's about Lucy. I was thinking about getting her and Morgana a gift. I know that I'm gonna give Morgana some fatty tuna, but I don't know what to get Lucy.
I have no idea what Lucy would like. What's her personality like?
*cough evil *cough*
I don't really know. Kuro said she's kinda perverted though.
*A certain cat pops out of nowhere* Did someone say fatty tuna?
Oh, come on reaper, she's not that bad!
Oh, Hey Cait! Haven't seen you in forever! The group is back together!
*Looks up from is laptop* Oh, hey Cait...
Hi Cait! Perverted huh? Well if she like harems just find another member for her.
*suddenly fatty tuna is in Caits hands*
Also, did you hear the news?
*cough*
*With a mouth full of tuna* What nehwsh? *He tilts his head*
Welllllllllllll you remember that Lucy and Morgana are a thing right?
*cough harem *cough*
I'm getting to that reap.
I... vaguely remember that, yes. *Stretches and sits down in a chair.* So?
*comes back in*
Just joking....
Welllllllllllll one day they came in, Lucy over heard me noticing that a lot of people were getting into couples, and she decided to start a harem with me and Morgana in it!
Again if Lucy is that perverted find more people to join the harem for her gift. It'll be the gift that keeps on giving.
*sighs*
Just don't be me please.....
Sam
Who the hell is Lucy?
*Chokes on fatty tuna, coughing it up into his paw after a few seconds* Gak! S-sorry, got food stuck in my throat. But... explain. Please. *He waves at Naho before looking at Bona again*
I'm not ruining the thing you have with dahlia. Though I do remember reading someone's mind that said that she wanted to join a harem.... *turns to naho with a smirk on his face*
Naho you should go.... *evil smile*
What do ya mean explain? I just said. I said that alot of people were turning into couples, and lucy had the idea to start a harem with me and Morgana in it. It's that simple.
I don't mind joining. Something tells me it'll be interesting.
*sighs and doses nothing*
Wait, there's couples? I really missed a lot during that rai- *He pauses* -eeealy fun adventure I had with my demon buddies. Anyway, unless there's a Nekomata involved, I'm out.
Oooooooh naho!!!
And I mean only if you want to. It would be kinda weird since you're like a brother to me dude.
And who knows Cait, there might be...
why dose everyone who meets me think im a male!
Well, at least make sure the Nekomata doesn't aim a beam at you and steal your money, Cait...
Sam
I still don't know who Lucy is.
I wouldn't go after you. I also draw the line there. Oh and unless I'm drunk, women only for me.
...eh. I'll just keep an eye out. See ya guys, nya. *He heads out, still holding the leftover fatty tuna*
Dude I know you're a girl. I was talking to hib about the brother thing.
*says nothing and drinks some coffee*
But I do remember you thinking about joining a harem naho...
*thinks "s-shut up"*
Oh come on, I remember that. Maybe you would join us 3~
Sam
I'm being ignored here.
*Sam goes back to fixing his drone, mumbling angrily to himself.*
*is nevus about answering that*
Oh, there's nothing to be nervous about~!
*thinks "fine, i will join you guys"*
I know you wanna join naho, just admit it~
Wonderful! I'll let Morgana and/or Lucy know when either come in~!
Sam
Bona, you're making your harem sound like a cult.
To be honest, I don't know what a harem is, and from the way you make it sound, I would rather not know...
I don't know the definition rom. You should look it up online.
Bona, is it a cult?
No! Why would it be a cult?
Sam
It sounds like a cult. Who do you worship?
It's not a cult, it's a harem! There's a huge difference!
I'd like to meat this Lucy. I think I'll stay here until she shows up.
*looks around*
Well she only shows up sometimes and also only late at night.
Like around midnight.
Sam
Which timezone? Also, who is Lucy?
She's a female version of Lucifer I think? I'm not sure.
I'll stay up, if not Byakko will.
Sam
So, you're worshipping a demon? I thought you weren't in a cult.
One, it's not worshipping, it's dating.
Two, it's not a cult, it's a harem.
*puts a blanket around me*
Awww, are you tired naho?
Oh, I see what you mean now...
*Byakko appears and sits next to Hibki* Hib, be honest you've always wanted to join a harem.

Hibki: Byakko, shut up or no more steak for you.
*comes back in in inkling form* Hey guys. Went out on a walk for a few...
Oh, he has?
Oh, Hey dahlia!
*is still covered myself with a blanket*
How's everyone been while i was away?
Oh, just great!
And no, I'm not being sarcastic.
Okay.
Sam
We're talking about Bona's cult.
Byakko: Yes he has. And other can still make me steak.

Hibki: Bya, please stop. *He hides his face in his hands* And why are you still in female form?

Byakko: I like it.
It's not a cult! And it's not mine!
Sam
It's the cult you're apart of, so it's your cult.
*shoots sam with a sleeping dart*
Thanks naho.
Sam
So...rude...
*Sam falls asleep in his corner*
Gin: Finally.
What? Why...?
What do ya mean why?
Why was he suddenly tranquilized? Jeez, it's Hunter all over again...
*Byakko pushes Hibki over before laying on him* Sp what now?

Hibki: How about you get off.

Byakko: Nah.
*kappa appears*
Kappa: Well you may have provoked her Hibki.
Bona: Hey kappa.
Gin
*Gin portals into Sam's corner and pushes the inventor through the portal*
Sam gets a little carried away with certain jokes. It's fine. Sorry about him, Bona.
Bona: No problem him.
*thinks "at least we dont need to wear a outfit"*
Ooc: Gin not him
Well who knows naho, Lucy may just make you wear an outfit for her pleasure~
Hey gin. How've you been?
Gin
Pretty good. My ribs aren't broken anymore, so that's nice.
Hi, Gin. It's been a while...
Gin
Hey, Rom. How's it going?
It's going okay... I see you're feeling better.
Hibki: Fine whatever.

Byakko: I'm personally interested in this harem myself as well.

Hibki: Just what every harem needs, a magical tiger.

*Byakko wiggles around*

Hibki: Ow that hurts!
Gin
Nothing can keep me down forever.
???: Not even death
Gin: I'd rather not talk about that, sis.
*thinks "... dont give her the idea.. well your going to do it anyways"*
Sis? You have a sister?
So what about you, naho. How've you been?
Bona: Sis? You have a sister Gin?
Kappa: Well, I may join it as well Byakko.
Gin
Yeah, Rose. She's my twin, non-identical. Controls nature as well as I control ice.
I see... Anyway, Gin. I was wondering, how do you know Sam?
Bona: And of course I would give her the idea~
*Byakko wiggles on Hibki some more*

Hibki: I can't breathe.

Byakko: Fine.

*Byakko gets off Hibki*

Hibki: Thanks.
I think ive heard of her... shes the one who knocked sam out during his visit to the exotic animal preserve, right?
Bona: Oh. OK.
*hands dahlia a card saying "well one i join a harem, and two im thirsty and three im doing good"*
Gin
Sam? Me and him have been best friends since we were kids. Yes, he has always been an insufferable genius. He means well, I swear. And yes, Dahlia, she was the one who took Sam during the animal preserve.
*chuckles at the first thing on the card before pouring some coffee for her* here you go. Glad your doing good, naho.
I knew her ability sounded familiar...
*notices the card* Well she's not wrong dahlia. *chuckle*
Wow... You two really do seem to have a strong bond... *cracks a warm smile* That's... kinda touching.
*Hibki's phone rings and he looks at the caller ID" JPs, who else would call me. *He answers*
Gin
Well, someone needs to reel him in.
*Gin rubs the back of his neck while chuckling*
Sorry that the shopping trip went screwy, naho... i really wanted to have a fun and enjoyable time with everyone, you especially...
*Hibki hangs up* Surprise, another powerful demon. Gotta go. *He runs out so fast he left his JPs coat behind*
Bona: How about we do a terf war?
Hmm...
Bona: I really feel bad for hib. He's had to fight so many demons.
Cant really catch a break, can he?
Bona: Nope.
*bona begins thinking about Lucy and Morgana again, while kappa wonders what a harem is like*
Whoa, all this talk distracted me!
*Rom goes back to typing, more relaxed*
Hi guys.
Hey akechi!
Gin
Hmm? Who's this?
Bona: Hey crow! Did ya hear the news about me yet?
@dahlia I have new from that Leo, he says what everything is going fine.

@BonafideMonafide04 no, what happened?
Bona:*Thinking* I hope Morgana and/or Lucy show up today!
Kappa:*Thinking* What is a harem like?
Welllllllll Do ya remember Morgana and Lucy?
Glad to hear things are going well on his side.
*Strolls into Leblanc in his wheelchair wearing his glasses and holding a paper airplane with 50 yen inside.* "Did anything new happen while I was gone?"
@Addalme "Like what? Is it anything good?"
Yeah... bonas stuck in lucifers harem... dont ask how or why. PLEASE!
Gin
Sam: It's a cult
Gin: Oh great. He's awake again.
*wakes up and my blanket is still covering me*
Bona: Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Lucy overheard me saying that I realized that a lot of people were becoming couples. Then all of a sudden she decided to start a harem with me and Morgana in it!
@Dahlia "Harems? I've heard of those, they're the thing that almost every video game protagonist have right?"
@BonafideMonafide04 *Sighs heavily and crunches up the paper airplane he was holding.*
Sam harems are not cults... as least members of a harem arent obsessively in love with the figure in charge and would do anything up to and inclusing self harm for them...
Bona: I think so? Kinda.
Bona: And dahlia it's really not that bad!
Exactly my point as to why harems are not cults, bona.
Gin
Sam: It still sounds like a... Ow!
*Sounds of something hitting Sam resounds from the comm system
Rose: Looks like we need to talk again.
Sam: Crap.
*Gin laughs nervously*
I see... you look really happy.
*chuckles* i guess that'll teach him...
*he enters in*

Hey everyone.
Yo, spectre. Whats up!
*thinks "i really want a necklace"*
Gin
I doubt he'll make the mistake of "confusing" a harem and a cult again.
Hi, Spectre!
Ooc: Hai Spectre. I'm bored and I'm watching Youtube. It's a great excuse for when you slow down your reply time.
Gin
Hey Spectre. Been a while.
Bona: I am! I'm a pretty optimistic person, but I've never been this happy before!
Lotus and Flik told me to say hi and for me I was just in Nohr to fix the economy.
*looks around and my blanket is soft as morgana*
Thats good. Well, tell them said hi back and that i hoped to see them again sometime soon.
*goes and sits next to naho*
*smiles*
*kappa floats over and sits and both of them smile*
*thinks ".. by the way did you hear me say i wanted a necklace?"*
*sits across from them* so how does my new outfit look?
Bona: Yep! What gem on it?
Kappa: You look wonderful dahlia.
Bona: You look great!
*thinks "you can pick"*

*Nods to dahlia*
Thanks... *adjusts her visor* i was trying to pick stuff that looked like they at least didnt clash...
Bona: OK then! *suddenly a necklace with a sapphire on it appears around nahos neck* There ya go!
*Thinks "thanks.. you know sometimes its good have some hear what you are thinking.. then their are times when its not good..."*
Bona: I understand that~. *wink*
*he takes a seat in a booth and takes out a tablet and starts looking at it*

Yeesh did Garon did a number on Nohr's economy....
*thinks "..."*
I can see how, spectre...
Bona: Hmm? What's up?
Gin
Nohr, huh? Isn't that the place that's fuefing with... oh what's it's name... umm... Moshido?
...
Bona: Naho? What's wrong?
nothing..
Hoshido Gin. And after the war and Ryoma and Xander are throwing out peace negotiations after Hunter, Leo, and I assassinated Garon. And seeing the poor state of Nohr. I've been set to fix it.
Bona: Ya sure?
*thinks ".. this might be a dumb question. do you like me"*
Gin
Hoshido, that's right. The Samurai nation. Well, I'm sure Sam can build something if you need help with anything.
Thanks for the offer Gin. I'll let you know if I need it.
Bona: *Becomes flustered* W-what!?
*thinks "...."*
Bona:Well, to be honest I did think you were cute when I first met you. And when you joined the harem, I became overjoyed. So, I think I do.
*thinks ".. oh my god..."*

OOC: naho x bona.. i wounder how many ship im going to have on this site
Ooc: yeah I don't even know at this point
(A man wearing a white lab coat opens the front door or LeBlanc, looking inside. He carries a laptop.)

Ah, what atmosphere! This cafe is simply marvelous...

(He takes a seat at the counter, waiting to be served.)
Bona: wait.... Does that mean.... You... Like me too?
Ooc: What happened while I was gone? What's with the shipping fuel?
*Kappa appears at the counter*
Kappa: Hello there. What would you like to order?
*thinks "i dont know... maybe"*
Gin
Someone else in a lab coat.
Sam: Someone who shares my amazing fashion sense.
(The man looks shocked at the being talking to him.)

You... can speak? What are you?
Er, nevermind, questions for another time I suppose. Could I get a large dark roast coffee? Nothing added, of course.
Bona: *extremley flustered now* Y-you do don't you. It's OK. You can tell me.
*gives Achroma the cup of dark roast coffee*

There you go.
*thinks "i.. i... naho exe has stopped working"*
(He takes the coffee from Spectre.)

Thank you, sir.

(He turns to Gin.)

Ah, are you a scientist as well? It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. What does your topic of research happen to be?
Kappa: Of course. *suddenly a dark roast coffee is next to colress* There you go.
Bona:Naho, there's no need to be scared. Just tell me. *puppy dog eyes* please?
Gin
Rose: Hey, doesn't he seem familiar?
Gin: Hmm? What do you mean?
Rose: I swear I've seen that guy in something before. I think his name is Col....something?
i know someone who is a scientist.. hes also a robot
Gin
Hmm? Not me, but my friend is. You could probably hear him over the comm system I have with me.
Sam: Yo.
Oh, I haven't introduced myself yet. How careless of me.
Click to load youtube video
I am a scientist. My name is Colress. The theme of my research is: "Bringing out the power of Pokémon."
*the blond squid kid turns her head to the blonde scientist with blue highlights* you must be colress, right? Im dahlia, its nice to meet you.
*thinks "fine.. i like you"*
(The man smiles, and turns to Dahlia.)

Ah, so you've heard of me before? Splendid! I do hope word of my research into the strength of bonds between Trainer and Pokémon have reached even here...
It's a pleasure to meet you, Dahlia.
Likewise, colress. You certainly have an interesting approach to your research.
Gin
Pokémon, eh? Abomasnow is my favourite
Rose: Roserade
Sam: Electivire
Bona: I had the feeling you did.........So, does that mean we're......you know..... Together?
Bona:*speaking* Aggron!
Im actually a fan of galvantula, despite my arachnophobic nature... it was one of the first exceptions to the feear that i found...
Oh, in what way? I've been told my past methods were a bit cold-hearted, however I've redoubled my efforts to maintain a firm grasp on the true nature of my research.
And Klinklang would happen do be my favorite. It's simply a marvel of Pokémon-kind!

-OOC-
IC responses do not translate to the writer. My favorite is Zorua. ;)
Ooc: my actual fave is Mudkip TBH. Aggro is a very close second though.
*thinks "guess we are.. lets not tell the rest yet.."*
Ooc: aggron not aggro
Its kinda hard to describe... i... really dont know how to put it into words....
Gin
OOC: Still Abomasnow.
Bona: *back in mind talk* Of course.
*thinks "good... we will tell the others later"*
Bona: Well, since this is in our minds.... *mind bona hugs mind naho*
*in our minds*

*Hugs back*

despair naho: great! now you got a crush!
Hope bona: correction despair naho: it's not a crush. Did you not hear them? They're a thing now.
*in our minds*

despair naho: i know i know... also now our minds are connected. i can have some fun eeheheheheh.. checkers?
Hope bona: Sure, why not. It's good to take a break from battling and just play some checkers.
*in our minds*

have fun you two.. its kinda weird how my despair side changes personality.. and i more funny thing is that you have a hope version of you and i have a despair version of me...
Bona: Yeah, I guess it is weird. Without context, people would think we were enemies.
OOC: Mine is Lucario
*in our minds*

well me and despair are kinda enemies but were more like rivals now.. wait since im the hope side of me.. wait in your body dose that make you the..
Pok... ay-mon? What are Pokemon? They sound like demons around here from the way you describe them... N-not necessarily in a bad way of course!
Ooc: ...I'll let it slide, @Rom_Dolos.
(Colress finishes his coffee, and places some money on the table.)

Ah, I simply must return here another day. The coffee is delightful!
I am curious who owns this cafe, actually. Where did they learn to create such amazing coffee..?
OOC: Character obliviousness is great, isn't it?
Bona: Not really. Kinda though. I'm the more somber and serious side, while hope me is the more joyful and happy side.
Demons? No, my friend, they're nothing like that.
Pokémon are creatures which inhabit all corners of the world. They come in all shapes and sizes, and each species is unique. If you're curious, I'd be glad to introduce some of my own to you.

(He pulls out a small red and white ball from his coat.)
Kappa: The owners name is Sojirro, but everyone calls him boss.
You guys always talk about other sides to yourself... meanwhile i only get turning into a humanoid squid...
You have piqued my curiosity, so I'll take you up on that offer...
*in our minds*

oh.. thats weird.. so should we kiss
Bona: *in minds* I.... Guess so. *he goes to kiss naho*
When I compare pokemon to demons, I mean in terms of summoning them and persuading them to join you... to a certain extent, of course... *Chuckles nervously*
Sojiro? Alright, I'll keep that in mind. He seems very talented.

(He turns to Rom and smiles, pressing a button on the center of the ball, making it more baseball sized.)

Alright, let's start with this.

(Colress tosses the ball into the air, and suddenly it opens, and a red and blue duck-like creature pops out. It looks around for a bit, before hovering back down to the ground.)

This one is known as Porygon2. It's been with me only a short time, however I've grown very fond of it.
It looks like a baloon animal! ...not that thats a bad thing...
I don't about a balloon, but it seems more... Robotic. But wow... that's interesting, Colress... I may do a bit of research on Pokemon, when the opportunity arises...

Hmm, I do see the resemblance myself, actually...
Well, to give you some information, this Pokémon is particularly special. It is actually a computer program given physical form. Ah, it's entire existence is simply fascinating...

(He brings out the same ball as before and points it to Porygon2. A beam comes out of the button of the ball, and Porygon2 is transferred back into the ball.)
So these balls are what contain them... I see.
Why they would design a computer program after a balloon animal seems beyond me, but if it isnt broken, dont fix it...
Well, it was fun talking to you all! However, I must be on my way. Take care!

(Colress waves to everyone, then leaves LeBlanc.)
*in our minds*

*kisses*
Bye colress! *waves back*
Bye!
*Goes back to typing*
Wow... The Nexus is very surprising sometimes...
Inky: *in mind* Well im here now. Anyways I'm sharing Bonas thoughts. I have 2 questions. 1. When should we tell people? 2. What about the harem?
Gin
See you, Colress.
You get used to all the strange stuff coming in eventually rom...
Yeah, I guess you're right... There are a lot of friends to make, hopefully I can get around to it...
Gin
I don't think Sam is still used to it. I just find it awesome.
Its certainly an interesting place, thats for sure...