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Inkopolis: The grand opening!
*walks there*
Well, this should be the place!
Wow! Its much bigger than i first thought!
*Hibki walks up* Hopefully that's the last demon for today. *He checks the time* ten minutes and I'm off the clock thankfully.
Yeah, this place is huge!
*notices hib*Hib? What are you doing here? Here for the grand opening?
This place looks nice. I could stay here for a bit.
Sam
*Sam approaches wearing a welding mask.*
Oh. You guys are here.
yep.. at least nothing will be falling on me today.. *soon a portal opens above me and a whole roof fell out of the portal on me*
Yeah, I'm here for the grand opening. Should be a nice break from work.
Nice place.
*moves the roof and helps naho up* you ok?
*Sumire walks up to inkopolis and looks up* Woah
Huh, it's become an entire city now....?

The Nexus really is weird...
Sam
*Sam raies the welding mask*
How the hell do roof sections keep falling on you, Naho?
Irony at it's finest... *uses diarahan on naho*
*is fainted*
*sigh* i hope she wakes up soon...
So, this is inkopolis huh.
She passed out again...it's getting crazy.
*wakes up*
Oh, mig, I didn't see you there!
*puts the pink armband on her while shes passed out* since i wasnt able to give it to you earlier...
Let's go see what there is to do. After all I just got off work and have money to blow!
*looks around*
Well, we could always go have a turf war. Or we could check out the booyah base.
Hm... i kinda want to look for some new clothes...
Sam
*Sam takes off the welding mask*

Wonder if they have a comic store.
I doubt it reap.
Oh! I'm always up for clothes and culture!
What should i do then.
Woah... this is pretty big.
Let's get some clothes, after all demon hunting is hell on my outfits.
*is now awake*
Well, let's go to booyah base then! They've got some pretty good clothes! Maybe ink me can help us out!
*ink bona shows up*
Ink bona: I sure can!
Let's go buy some clothes then...
Ooc: Imma stat referring to ink bona as inky
Ic: Inky: Well, follow me!
*Hibki follows Inky* So where can I get one of those charms that make you a ink person?
Ok! *runs behind inkling bona*
Ooc: should we use the Splatoon shop owners or the spla2n shop owners
*follows him*
Bona: I think you get it after your first Terf war.
*Sumire walks forward and looks around until she finds a bookstore* Ah
That sounds about right. Or it's star's fault...
Sam
*Sam yawns and wanders off*
Oh, well let's head to the store and maybe do that later.
Bona: Well I mean I don't think spec and Hunt were there. Check your pockets.
Bona: They had charms
*sighs happily*
*they arrive*
Inky: Well, we're here! Booyah base! *theres 4 shops*
I know this places like the back of my hand. Crusty Sean's place sells shoes, Annie's place sells hats, Jelfonzos place sells shirts, and Sheldon's place sells weapons.
Hey, who are you guys? I've never seen squids like you around here...
*enters the shoe shop*
*is a inkling now*
Inky: Oh! Didn't notice ya there. I'm Bona! Nice to meet ya!
Hi... wait a second, are you an Octarian?
Inky: What? No! Of course not!
my name is naho
Oh, good. What type of creature are you, then? You're definitely not an Inkling...
Inky: Well im an inkling, but the rest arent
Bona: INKLING ME YOURE BLOWING OUR COVER
Inklings everywhere....
Umm... oh, I've got it! You're those humans, aren't you? But haven't most of them gone extinct?
Bona: Well, yeah. We are humans.
Yes human.
Bona: Actually, most are alive and well!
Ok. So are there more of you, or is your group the surviving population?
Wait, what?
Bona: Yeah, there are more of us.
Inky: I was just showing them around.
That's not what the history books tell you.. in fact, we have millions of human skeletons at the MuSea.
Wait, humans are almost extinct in your world?
It's a complex story... um.... probably too much to explain here....

*Hands the squid a business card for LeBlanc, Coffee and Curry* Stop by there sometime. Everything will make more sense, and by more I mean less at first.
*comes in in inkling form* hello... whats going on here?
Well.. we dunno if they're actually extinct or not. We just found about 8,000,000 skeletons under the ground, and as far as I know, no Inkling has ever seen a living one before.
*he oozes out of sewer pipe*

Spectre: Yay! I'm in Inkopolis!
Umm... hey. There are more and more of you humans showing up.
Bona: Yeah, like my friend said, go there later so we can explain. Or attempt.
Huh, good to know. Well I'm gonna go see what passes for weapons here. *He walks to the weapon store*
were from different universes thats all you really need to know
Sam
*Sam returns drinking ice water*
Oh hey. A natural inkling.
*looks at the shoes*
i may need some help picking out some clothes... and we can explain this whole thing...
Aghh! He's drinking our home!
And the igloos, too!
Inky: Oh, that's not the water here.
Need help Dahlia?
Inky: Okay that's a bit too extreme.
Hmm.... I could use some "fresh" new clothes, too.

*strikes a pose from that splatfest Star did*
Huh? Is this water from another universe? What does it taste like? I bet it tastes like that "juice" that humans used to drink.
yeah... i dont even know if ill be let in... i might not be "fresh enough" to be let in...
Sam
My water. Get your own.
*a shout comes from far away* it was totally me! Sorry! And this is probably going to take awhile to get there so I'll specify that it was me who put Inkopolis here! Whoops!
*is suddenly gone*
*he gets up and shakes the ink*

Octo Spectre: Yesh that was a ride. Hey everyone.
Bona: It's tastes bland.
eh? *looks for naho* Naho? Where are you?
..... *shouts back* No need for whoops, keep it here!
Inky: Uh spec it's not a good idea to be here.
oh. hey octo spectre. *looks at the male inkling and whispers* dont worry, he wont hurt you.
Wait a second... where are we? Inkopolis isn't near a mountain... and where's Octo Valley? Granted, it's much better this way than sharing land with the Octarians, but it's not just the same...
No, I know. Some octolings came over here a while ago, and formed a peace treaty with us. He's one of them, isn't he?
Bona: It'll take a really long time to explain.
Inky: Huh. Okay.
Huh. This place is neat.
Inky: Huh. Okay.
Ooc: double post
I never knew when the treaty was signed, but i'm sure he is.
Well, it is the freshest place on earth. OOC: Also, what a devilishly handsome rogue you are, Space_Cat.
*sigh* Naho stop being a drama queen...
Octo Spectre: Bingo! And I'm here to visit.

*the human Spectre is seen walking up to them but is seen tall*

Human Spectre: This is Inkopolis?! Looks... tiny.
*is still gone*
Bona: Spec, when did ya get so tall?
Fresh? What does that mean? OOC: Why thank you. You are devilishly charming yourself.
Well you've spawned yourself as something of a suburb to a place called Tokyo.

Like such locations as Twilight Town, Inaba, Radiant Garden, and even Norway and Hawaii.

Welcome to the Nexus. *Heh... heh.... we are so toast...*
Nexus?
Dahlia i help you get some clothes.
Fresh is just... fresh. I dunno what else to call it. "Cool?"
WHY IS THERE A GIANT HUMAN THERE
ok reaper. *enters jelly fresh with reaper*
Human Spectre: I got no clue...

Octo Spectre: Seems that he doesn't fit the norms to Inkopolis...
I recommend the DJ Sliders. The Ink Skates are good for mobility.
Bona:Hey, you two, wait up!
It also provides Swim Speed Up.
Let' see..
(Maybe if I ignore the giant, it'll go away.)
(Is it gone?)
I wonder if they have anything in red...
*looks for some red clothes*
Octo Spectre: Anyone got a shrink ray?

Human Spectre: Good idea octo me....
*Hibki looks around at the weapons in the weapons store*
Bona: I wonder if there's anything green.
Well, uhh... see you guys. Stay fresh/stay off the hook! *swims away*
I found some...
I'd take a shrink ray.

Anyway.... *looks for anything remotely human sized in stock, is probably disappointed*
lemme see.
*ut bona, or skel, shows up with a shrink ray*
Skel: on it spec.
*he shoots spec with the shrink ray, then dissapears.*
*shows her a red shirt* Is this good?
Human Spectre: I think I scared him off... and hurry up with the shrink ray please?

Octo Spectre: Hold on!

*he chucks a slosher on him and he shrinks to his size*

Human Spectre: Wow....
Hey Dahlia, how is Flik?
Not bad.
*he waves at the group*

Hello guys!
ok. ill have this then.
hey flik! how've you been!
What else do you need?
I've been doing wonderful and Lotus is taking care of my nephews.
hm... i dunno...
*looks at the kid clothes* kid clothes...
Huh, so you did own a Stygian Zinogre. I saw that info in the Nexus Library. By the way, It burned down a few days ago. I don't know how.
Hmm... remind me to get my.... "other half" measured for some clothes.

Say, there's a shoe store here, right?
Yeah there is a shoe store.
good to hear flik. *browses for leggings*
*founds a suit*
*finds a pair of navy blue pants* would these work with that shirt?
Buying clothes I see.

*looks around the clothes*
Looks good to me *smiles*
ok. i wonder how much it would cost... *looks at a bag of yen* i dunno if this will even pay for it...
I got money. Don't worry....
ok. *places the clothes on the counter*
How much?
*Finds a few clothes that might fit herself now*

You know we really should make a consistent currency for this place. Maybe language, too...

All this converting is a pain.
*sees an open gate*

Salmon Run? Sounds interesting.
Salmon run...? *reads an ad*

Huh, free money basically!
*pays*
OOC: by the way naho has been captured by sami if anyone was wounding where naho was
Wonder where is Naho...
i wonder as well... hmm... well anyway, im gonna get changed! *heads to the dressing room and changes into her newly bought outfit*
*waits for her*
*both Octo and Human Spectrer walks in and Octo having a bag of power eggs*

Octo Spectre: Wow does H. Spectre knows how to Salmon Run!

H. Spectre: I just aim and shoot.

*H. Spectre notices something*

Where's Naho?
Sam
Ninja girl left at some point I think.
Gone.
*looks at Dahlia* You look good.
*their was a note on the ground*
*Octo Spectre gives Dahlia the bag*

Octo Spectre: A gift from me to you.

H. Spectre: Naho is gone?...

*he realizes and runs out*
*picks up the note*
That Sami guy again... *sigh*
thanks, octo spectre. *looks in the bag*
and thank you too, reaper. *kiss on the cheek*
*the note says "I captured naho.. also tell yang she really did a number on my face.. from your friendly despairful sami"*
What's in the bag?
hmm...
Octo Spectre: It's Power Eggs. It's Inkopolis' currency. And your Spectre was a BEAST on the Salmon Runs.
*puts the note in his pocket*
Power eggs huh....
ah. thanks for that. *runs into the headgear shop*
*runs after her*
*picks out a visor* so? so? how would this look?
Looks kinda good..
*Chases Dahlia into the headgear shop as well!*

Oh this place looks sweet!
ok, ill get it! *leaves some power eggs on the counter and puts it on*
Octo Spectre: Never seen a salmon pop like a balloon with a futuristic splat rifle.

*he browses through the aisles and sees Power Armour*

OOooo! I'll take!
Let me guess.... shoes next?
H-hey! *was looking through various fancy hats as Dahlia is checking out!*
Yeah... but ill let miggy finish up first...
Alright....
*he bought the power armour and wears it*

Octo Spectre: I love it and it's cozy.
OOC: now lets see how long until reaper shows the note to the others..
Uh Dahlia i don't want to ruin the mood but you gotta see this... *gives her the note*
What? *reads it* OH GOODNESS NAHO!
Time to whoop some monkey ass....
Yeah... the shoes can wait. *puts the bag of power eggs in her satchel* dont worry naho, were coming!
First we need the location....
Yeah...
And we need to tell everyone.
Where is this Sami guy?
I dunno. But ill let everyone know what happened to her. *runs outside* GUYS, BAD NEWS! NAHO'S BEEN CAPTURED BY SAMI!
"I found you... hahahaha!"
*calls naho* Come on pick it up....
Fuck this guy... naho is more important right now....
Oh geez, not now! We dont have time to deal with you!
"Too late! Boss battle start, hahahahaha!"
*Human Spectre enters in*

Guys any luck on finding Naho?
*the phone you are trying to call, their phone has been blown up*
You know what *looks at him* Fuck you and your eternal fucking summer....
Sami got her spectre.
Octo Spectre: Who's Sami?

*Human Spectre remembers something*

I remember that I deeply pinned a gps tracker on Sami's skin!
Good job Spec.
Sweet! Thanks spectre!
Spec we need your help.
Now then... let's see.

*he locates Sami's location in his helmet*
*sami is in the desert*

OOC: i have a rp topic ready to be posted for you guys
OOC: i think it's time
OOC: Ready!
Ooc: im ready
OOC: Ready?
OOC: it has been made