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*Roy stands against a strange machine with a disapointed look on his face*
[A Birb man flies up onto the scene.]

"Yo, whadup, homeslizzle?"
H O W D A R E Y O U S P E A K T O M E I N S U C H A N I N F O R M A L M A N N E R
*Roy presses buttons and switches on his machine*
Here we go again...
"Death knows everyone, boi!"
🎵Hello everybody, my name is door
I open and close, who wants to know more?🎵
"Wait...a door...uh, I've gotta go!"

[The Birb begins flying away.]
🎵Right now i'm impassable because I am closed,
If you want to go through me just pull/push on my nose!"
[The Birb man covers his ears as they fly away.]

"Please no more doors! I'm not listening!"

[The Birb man raises into the air and begins soaring down attempting to crash into and destroy the door.]
🎵This concept is not exclusive to me,
you open a pickle jar for pickles to eat🎵
🎵You open your mouth for fresh air to breath.
You open your open your eyes when you want to see.🎵
[The Birb man continues slamming into the door.]

"Dammit! Break you stupid door!"
🎵You open your wallets and out comes money
to buy our products and give up your freedom🎵
"I HATE DOORS!"
🎵Your outlook on doors is very close-minded
Just walk through me and see
I'd be very delighted🎵
W A L K T H R O U G H M E
"Can I leave if I do?"
🎵Well, I don't really see why not
It seems safe enough so just give it a shot!🎵
"Fine...but this better not be some corporate scheme."

[The Birb man opens the door and walks through.]
*The door closes itself and locks itself automatically. The area Nyx is trapped in seem completely dark and isolated. The fog clears a bit and the area seems to be scattered with doors. The doors are opened and appear to have teeth and large eyes scattered in them. Large nails can also be seen. The eyes on the walls blink a bit. The door that Nyx used to enter this realm has the same effects*
🎵Now, don't you see you have everything fear
You are trapped in this world and we will tear you to pieces.🎵
"Dammit, it is a corporate scheme. Look, being torn to peaces is such a cheap method of death. If your gonna kill me at least be creative with it."
🎵Now watch as you suffer and I have some fun
I will now close up all your vains that carry blood🎵
"Don't got none of those. Living is overrated anyway."
Oh, well in that case i'll just have you stay here forever. Or, at least until the episode ends.
"...shit..."