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Club of the Gods (No Mortals/Non-Deties Allowed)

*A glorious palace sized building sits on the outskirts of Shibuya. Within resides a bar with many strange bottles some of which glow with a powerful aura.*

All divine and deties are welcome to come to party and as the mortals say "hang out".

Hades

I'm fairly certain more than just mortals say "hang out", my out of touch friend. It's a common phrase.

Hundred-S

*A silver-haired teenager in a green and black hoodie walks in.* My, a bar fitting of the gods! Such a well-kept one at that.

Clockwork_God

Out of touch? How can time itself be out of touch? Maybe I am getting old.

Hades

Well, I'd say that fact that you ARE all of time is what makes you out of touch. You can't spend enough time in one era to learn it's ins and outs, really. It's a shame, but it is fitting as well. You're basically my grandpappy, Father Time.

Nana-sama

*Walks into the Club, sees Clockwork God and immediately books it out of there*

Nope! Not getting erased from existence!
nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope

Clockwork_God

*The clockwork god looks over at the silver haired boy.*

Excuse me but can I see your divine ID? You seem a little young to be drinking divine acohol.

Hades

Oh, is that one of your little rule breakers, Grandpappy? Do you want me to catch her for you and make you proud of me?

Clockwork_God

Believe it or not Hades but at one point people confused me for your father Cronos. Weird, right? I mean, there's clearly a h in my name.

Emperor_Mateus

*Mateus enters, floating slightly *
Hmm. A quaint place, but it will do.

Hundred-S

Oh, me? I'm technically a few thousand years old- *Some shadowy snakes sprout from around his neck* -but the "mask" I'm currently possessing is under 21. But it is legal in some countries, hmm?

Hades

Ha! Are you serious? They confused you with THAT fool? Oh, aren't mortals the best and the worst sometimes..?

Clockwork_God

Very well. Carry on, it seems things are getting busy. This abomination people call the Nexus is at least good for bringing Gods together.

The_Curator

Haha! What an excellent establishment! This shall be fun!

*A figure in a long flowing blue cloak walks in, his face shrouded, wearing gloves and boots, concealing the figure

Emperor_Mateus

So many worms, so little time. A drink, bartender.

Clockwork_God

If you do not mind me asking, what do you all reign dominion over exactly? I am Chronos, the God of time and fate. In a literal sense I am time itself. Some refer to me as father time as well.

Hundred-S

Interesting to see the variety of gods in the Nexus. *He sits down at the counter, with his snake heads tasting the air* Smells of great power here...

Clockwork_God

*A clockwork doll appears at the bar and pours Mateus a glowing golden liquid into a glass made out of crystals.*

Emperor_Mateus

Perfect
*Mateus drinks some*

Hades

I believe you know mine, Grandpappy, but for those who don't...
I am Lord Hades, ruler of the Underworld. I collect souls and use them for my army. And, if I may inject my own opinion into this, souls are actually quite dialectical snacks. Almost like taffy, but I assume you've heard that line before.

The_Curator

Hello Chronos! I am the deity of data! I simply reign over a few worlds and portals! All hand crafted! I have come to the Nexus seeking heros to fight back my enemy the Virus! Please to meet you!

*The figure bows and his face is shown for a second, its made out of data streams and blue particles,

Hundred-S

As for dominion... *He leans back in his chair* I used to deal with storms, but I got kind of overthrown and my power weakened. However, I still have my dominion over "masks." You see, I can take on any appearance, any mask, should it be in my domain.

Clockwork_God

I see, I hope you all stick to your proper roles and fates. Even in this strange world of worlds.

Hundred-S

No problem. I've been planning on putting on quite a show for the mortals, anyways... *He laughs*

Clockwork_God

Forgive me, sometimes I have trouble forgetting about work. Please enjoy yourselves here and relax. We can all just act like the divinity we are in this place.

-PapaGe-

*A strange black puff of smoke appears, and out comes a man who looks similar to that of a voodoo witch doctor. He has a rather large top hat, a ripped up suit, and a staff with a skull and matching tophat. He eyes the room*
Hmmm...

Hades

You know, I'm almost upset I can't sit in there with you all. I guess that's just something being this powerful comes with...

Emperor_Mateus

Worry not. I fully intend to keep to my role of emperor of all.

The_Curator

I simply wish to perserve my Data! I dont have any qualms with anyone!

Clockwork_God

Thankfully, I have all the time in the world.

Hades

I can't guarantee I won't overflow the stream of souls again to build my army, but I'll certainly be collecting any souls that happen to be flying around.

-PapaGe-

What an interesting group of deities....
And that one mentioned death?....
*He continues surveying the room*

Clockwork_God

Well, I'll destroy this Nexus in due time in order to correct the flow of time, but now's not the time to focus on such things. This is a place of enjoyment.

The_Curator

Aw, I wanted to use the people here to help me! What a shame! I guess we should all share our plans here! Its not like anyone would leak them! Hahaha!

Hades

Well, I would say you can't get more "death god" than me, but actually that would be my housekeeper, Tanatos.
You remember Tanatos, right Father Time? The little death god? Shape-shifter?

Clockwork_God

If there is an error in your data, how would you correct it?

-PapaGe-

Ah..... so that's the god of Death, Hades..... My my, he is a presence.... I have my work cut out for me

Clockwork_God

Tanatos? Did you mean Thanatos. I have worked with them. Death and time go hand and hand.

Emperor_Mateus

I thought it was Thanatos now. The h stands for something stupid, I believe.

Hades

Oh, right, he changed his name. I always forget that...
So, you've worked with him? Well, he's never told me this... Perhaps I better call him to my office once we return to our respective places, and get out of this jumbled up mess we call the Nexus.

-PapaGe-

I feel like my presence has gone unnoticed for long enough....
Excuse me, can I get a drink?
*He raises his voice*

The_Curator

An error in my Data? Ha! There are no errors! Just the Virus! It seeps in and ruins everything! Thats why I need people to help me! A god never does their own work after all!

Clockwork_God

*A clockwork doll looks at the man and speaks in a mechanical voice.*

Doll: Of course, sir. What would you like to drink?

Clockwork_God

And if this virus causes a error, do you not delete it?

-PapaGe-

Poisonous Mango juice, if you would....

Hades

Well, I do believe it's about time I take my leave. Mortal souls to harvest, and not much time to do it. Ta-ta everyone, and be sure to keep an open seat for me! Oh, wait, I can't sit somewhere that small. Phooey.

*The booming voice that once echoed through everyone's heads can no longer be heard.*

The_Curator

Of course! Nothing shall stand between me and my Data! The virus must be wiped clean from my world!

-PapaGe-

Well, with one God of Death's exit, another enters, I suppose. Greetings all...
*He bows*

Emperor_Mateus

Well, this was interesting. Perhaps I'll drop by again sometime. Farewell.
*Mateus leaves*

-PapaGe-

Huh, seems like many are leaving as I just entered.... I feel a little left out....