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The Abandoned Parking Lot
Ryuji lay on the ground of the parking lot, dead. Who did it?
Finally, the guy's dead. Can't say I didn't see it coming.
*Calls the cops*
*A child walks over to Ryuji's corpse, and pokes it a few times*
Mister yellow-haired man... Why are you sleeping over here? This is a terrible place to sleep.
*screams*
Ryuji sat up with a roar and bit into the kids face, for he was really a zombie.
Upon seeing his dear friend dead, Akira pauses and ponders over the cause of death. Could Ryuji really be dead? No.... There 's no way someone would be so willing to kill him... In true best friend manner, Akira brings the heel of his foot upon Ryuji's family jewels. "WAKE THE FUCK UP, MAN."
-.- .. .-.. .-.. .. - .-- .. - .... -- --- .-. ... .
*Pulls out his revolver and shoots Ryuji in the head*

Stay dead, bastard.
*Kuu attempts to leap back in surprise, and instead his face is bitten off. Ouch. That has to hurt. He's probably not getting up in a while.*
Ryuji groaned as he was hit in the testies and went to bite Akira before he was shot down dead. A sad music played as his spirit left his body and went off to the afterlife. He then promply shit his pants.
..-.
*Shiza then turns and shoots Kuu in the head too*

If I've seen any zombie movies, I'd know to shoot 'em in the head.
*Lights a cigarette*
Looks like this was the work of the phantom thieves.
*The twins dab in opposite directions*
Combo
Akira turned away as Ryuji defected himself and softly sobbed... Not from the wound or the death of his best friend but by the manner of his death... Being stomped in the dick and being shot by a Jojo edge lord... What a pussy way to die.
*admires the scenario*
OOC: Nice, Akira. I've been called many things, but a "Jojo edgelord" is a new one.
Bubbles dont have edges.
the corpse teleports behind Shiza and says "Pssssh. Nothing personal kid" before biting Shiza in the neck.
*Shiza then shoots both Kuu and himself*
Ryuji looked from heaven and laughed at the plebs
Akira proceeds to steal Ryuji's boyfriend and choke on Yusuke's dick.
Ryuji was so mad that he personally went back to earth and possed Akira thus being hot as hell and having Yusuke
*Is still dead*
*The twins dab again*
Combo breaker
*Kuu is successfully shot in the head. However, as he had no brain to begin with it was not particularly effective. Zombie Kuu decides to take a nap*
*The twins jab Zombie Kuu with a stick*