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Persona
World of Darkness: World's Most Exotic Zoo
OOC: This will not be a combat thread but rather a somewhat strange casual thread.

*Within the city of Shibuya's abandoned district lies and old abandoned zoo. It's been empty for ages and was one of the first establishments to go bankrupt within this hollow district. However, something strange has occurred within this zoo. The entirety of it is covered in a black mist and a strange black door appears where the gate to the zoo would normally be.*
BonafideMonafide04
What is this place? It looks like a zoo, but it's has a door at the front.
Persona
*A voice can be heard from broken speakers.*

???: Come one! Come all! To the experience of a lifetime! An amazing display of the oddities of the world! All in one place! Here at the Zoo of Shadows!
BonafideMonafide04
Huh.
Deadpool
What a fucked up ZOO!
Persona
???: All you have to do is open the door of wonders and venture inside for the experience of a lifetime!
Deadpool
Is this a commercial?
BonafideMonafide04
I mean, it can't be that bad. Oh, and hey Wade. *he opens the door*
Persona
*The door opens up to a version of the zoo with a purple sky. All of the broken and destroyed exhibits are replaced with fully functioning things. Strange shadowy figures wander around the zoo holding balloons and beverages. Within the enclosures are strange entities. Each enclosure has a sign next to it as well.*
BonafideMonafide04
This looks pretty cool!
Deadpool
Can you send me forward to the time when I was mowing my lawn and my next door neighbor, Mrs. Nowicki, asked if I could rub lotion on her back and I ran and locked myself in the Bathroom? I'd really like a do-over on that one, please.
Persona
???: FOOL I AM NOT CHRONOS! I ONLY CONTROL SPACE NOT TIM- I mean, please enjoy our exhibits here at the zoo of shadows!
Deadpool
ANGER ISSUES!
Deadpool
Aw Geez, if this is a dream I sure hope Carol Channing doens't show up naked again...
Persona
*One of the shadowy figures turn to Deadpool with a balloon in hand.*

Shadow: Care for a balloon, sir?

*The balloon is in the shape of a cat with a hat and sword.*
Deadpool
THEY HAVE CATS WITH SWORDS*takes it*
BonafideMonafide04
Oh hey, a cat with a hat and a sword.
Persona
*The shadowy figure looks at its hand for a moment and twitches before looking at Deadpool.*

Yes, over that way is the Cait Sith exhibit.

*The shadowy figure points towards and exhibit further along the path.*
BonafideMonafide04
Wait, Cait sith exhibit? There's more than one of him?..... *next thing anyone knew, he was at the Cait sith exhibit*
Deadpool
Cool! They have a baby seal exhibit!
Persona
*In the Cait Sith Exhibit, many Cait Siths can be seen saying "Nya!" over and over again towards each other. Two Cait Siths Appear to be having a duel.*
Deadpool
This is animal abuse!
Persona
???: It's entertaining so who cares?
Deadpool
*Looks at ?????* S’matter Buddy? You look a little what’s the word I’m looking for here Stupid.
Persona
???: It seems you're not aware of who I am...strange since a lot of me exists within you.
Deadpool
You look familiar, did I spin you like a beanie propeller and leave you in a motel room in Dubuque?
Persona
*A shadowy mass begins bubbling out of the ground. The figure has many eyes and mouths as they all fixate on Deadpool.*

Never thought I'd meet someone who could get on my nerves as much as Tatsuya. I am Nyarlathotep! In other words, I am all of humanities evil made manifest and let me say that a good portion of me comes from you, as well.
Deadpool
So I look up, and who is standing over me but Captain America? So he throws his shield at me and I duck and it hits a tank of a viral diarrehic agent. Brother, let me tell you, you haven’t seen anything until you’ve seen Captain America leave the scene of a fight because he’s gotta — and I do mean GOTTA — empty his bowels.
Persona
*The shadowy mass twitches in multiple places.*

W-what are you even going on about? Are you braindead or something?
Deadpool
Are you talking to yourself or do you see little yellow boxes too?
Persona
I see...you must be insane. I'm not used to dealing with the mentally unstable as I usually am attempting to bring those with hope in their heart into chaos. You're fascinating for a human, what is it that you desire?
Deadpool
CHIMICHANGA!
Persona
I see...and what are you willing to do for this "Chimichanga"?
Deadpool
You should talk. Your costume's so tight you can tell what religion you are. Ever hear of a cup?
Persona
More crazy talk...? How about this...I will grant you a paradise of these "Chimichangas" in exchange you must kill the one known as Tatsuya Suou, for he is the biggest obstacle in my plans...Do we have a deal?
Fresh_Prince_Junes
And nobody had dinner that night, fortunately Junes is selling microwavable tv meals! So you can still have dinner! Because everyday is customer appreciation!

~Everyday is Great at your Junes!~
Persona
Why is my Zoo attracting so many weirdos today? Wait, aren't you a shadow? Doesn't that mean you're an aspect of me?
Broccoli
How many masks does it take to Nyarlathotep, nyu?
Fresh_Prince_Junes
I guess! As long as you love Junes and enjoy lies! I just hate that truth seeker!
Teddie-Anon
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