Hospital 2: nostalgia boogaloo

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Dahlia

*dahlia was waiting in a hospital bed* okay, dahlia... deep breaths...

-Reaper-

*Enters the room*

Dahlia

Hey reaper.

-Reaper-

How are you?

Dahlia

Ok. Leblancs in ruins again... but the kids are safe and sound...

-Reaper-

Good to hear.

-Reaper-

*sits down on her bed*

Dahlia

So... when do you think they'll be ready? You know...

-Reaper-

....

-Reaper-

Ready?

Dahlia

I thought they had this procedure thing for the whole operation... was i wrong?

-Reaper-

I don't understand what are you talking about...

Dahlia

The kids! Im talking about the kids! Thats the whole reason im stuck here in the first place!

-Reaper-

Calm down...

Dahlia

Ok... ok...

-Reaper-

You just have to wait....

Dahlia

I know...

NotIgor

*does suspicious things beneath the hospital*
Heh

-Reaper-

*Takes her hand* Are you having pains?

Dahlia

*hears trembling* what was that? I just hope the kids can make it here...

NotIgor

*plants very suspicious bomb-like objects on the support beams of the hospital*
H
E
H

-Reaper-

...

-Reaper-

*Picks her up* We are leaving....

Dahlia

Wait... is that... ticking?

oh-no

Oh-No watches NotIgor while drinking a cold one. "Heh."

Dahlia

*suddenly in reapers arms* bwah!?

-Reaper-

*Teleports out of the hospital with Dahlia*

SUGURU_KAMOSHIDA

CAN SOMEONE HELP ME MY MUSCLES AREN'T EXPANDING AT 6 MILES PER MINUTE ANYMORE I THINK I NEED MORE LEGAL STEROIDS

oh-no

Oh-No gives @SUGURU_KAMOSHIDA a cold one. "Take this, have fun, be the KAMOSHIDA you are." Oh-No walks away from the hospital drinking her own cold one.

SUGURU_KAMOSHIDA

THANKS SWEETIE NOW I CAN GET BACK TO MY SEXY JOB

NotIgor

*detonates the confetti cannons, celebrating his discharge*
WOOH NOW I CAN GO BACK TO BENCHING THREE MONSTER TRUCKS AT THE SAME TIME

OldManHenderson

*Little does Reaper know, the exact location Reaper teleported to just so happened to be where Henderson decided to nap, and he woke the beast.*

What the?

*He readies his shotgun and levels it at the pair*

You got a death wish kid?

-Reaper-

*Teleports away*

OldManHenderson

Psh. Little shit.

*With that, Henderson steals a motorcycle from some broke-ass college student, takes the kid's wallet, and drives away while doing a wheelie.*

Broccoli

Are there any hip drugs here that can brainwash an entire neighborhood, nyu?

Asking for a sick friend, myu