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Isaac

Yeah...

-Snowe-

That may be so, but not all of the monsters I've fought are easily taken down by sword alone... And the Rune I wield is limited to the kinds of abilities I'm able to use..

BonafideMonafide04

*thinks to himself* Where's naho?

Isaac

By the way Bona where is Naho?

Sam

Lost you're "harem" girlfriend? Such an issue.

sami

*enters*

-Snowe-

"Harem"? *he seems somewhat puzzled*

BonafideMonafide04

I don't know. She left Leblanc yesterday completely fine.
*gets up and slaps Sam in the face, then sits back down*

BonafideMonafide04

Oh, hey sami.

sami

*waves and sits down at the booth*

Isaac

Well i'm gonna check the future See you guys later! *Summons and jumps into a portal*

Sam

Ow. What was that for?

-Snowe-

Anyways... *he seats himself, removing his sword from his side* Can I get a cup of coffee?

BonafideMonafide04

Anyways, have ya seen naho sami? I haven't seen her since last night, and I'm worried.

BonafideMonafide04

*slides snowe a cup of coffee*

sami

no, i have not seen her

-Snowe-

*he smiles at Bona, then takes a sip of his coffee* Anyways, has a glowing hand mirror turned up recently?

BonafideMonafide04

Well, thanks anyways. *has a worried look on his face and decides to text her. The message says: "where u at hon?"*

BonafideMonafide04

No, no glowing hand mirror snowe.

-Snowe-

Dammit... Viki's gonna kill me...

Sam

You're ignoring me on purpose, aren't you? Geez. I know I was complaining about not getting a reaction, but that was just uncalled for.

BonafideMonafide04

Well maybe you don't do stuff like calling her that and slapping you won't be necessary!

Sam

Rose: Too be fair you did deserve that
Sam: You are both so mean.

-Snowe-

*he sips his coffee* Anyways, if any of you find the mirror, can you hold onto it until I show up? It's very important for my friend, and for my survival...

sami

*leaves*

SUGURU_KAMOSHIDA

GUESS WHO'S BACK NERDS

-Snowe-

*he glances at Kamoshida* Er...

BonafideMonafide04

Please stop yelling, you're hurting everyone's ears.

naby

*enters and sits down at the booth*

Isaac

*Returns with a body*

BonafideMonafide04

Hey Naby. Have ya seen naho around?

Isaac

*Cover's the body's face*

BonafideMonafide04

Uhhh what's with the body Issac?

Isaac

Uh nothing....

Sam

Hey look. New information.

BonafideMonafide04

Ummmmmmmm OK then.

SUGURU_KAMOSHIDA

I'M TALKING NORMALLY GET MUSCLES IN YOUR EARS AND MAKE ME A PIZZA BONELESS

Isaac

You guys don't wanna know who is this....

BonafideMonafide04

*gives kamoshida a boneless pizza*

BonafideMonafide04

Just tell me Isaac.

naby

nope... *begins to spin my two revolvers*

Sam

I do. Please tell.

Isaac

I can't....

-Snowe-

*he looks at Isaac* Your statement makes me all the more curious about who that is...

BonafideMonafide04

Just do it.

Isaac

No i'm not giving free information for Sam!

Sam

FIne. I'll leave then.

BonafideMonafide04

OK, tell me outside then.

Isaac

*Telepathy to Bona* It's Reaper

SUGURU_KAMOSHIDA

THANK YOU SWEETIE WANNA JOIN MY VOLLEYBALL TEAM I'LL MAKE YOU HIP AND FIT

BonafideMonafide04

*telepathically to Issac* What!? How though? I thought he was immortal!

BonafideMonafide04

Uhhh that's gonna be a no.

Isaac

*Telepathy to Bona* He's in coma

Sam

Judging by how both of you went quiet, I'm assuming you're using telepathy. That's cheating.

-Snowe-

*he drinks his coffee, staring at Kamoshida* I'll...pass..

SUGURU_KAMOSHIDA

YOU MILLENNIALS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS TO BE IN SHAPE AND SWEAT SO MUCH YOUR NIPPLES RETRACT INTO YOUR CHEST CAVITY

I AM SHAMED MY SONS

BonafideMonafide04

*telepathically to Issac* Is there any way we can wake him up?

Isaac

*Telepathy to Bona* A whole building collapsed on him so i don't know....

-Snowe-

*he looks at Bona and Isaac* So, who is it...?

Unit_Spectre

*enters in*

I am back guys.

BonafideMonafide04

*telepathically to issac* Yeesh, that's gotta hurt.

BonafideMonafide04

You're spec, nya. Your beast side under control yet?

Sam

Can't you read them, Mayu?
???: If I were there with you, no problem, but it takes time to read people over camera footage.
Sam: Damn it. I want to know.

BonafideMonafide04

Ooc: yo not youre

Isaac

*Telepathy to Bona* We must take him to the hospital....

-Snowe-

*he waves at Spectre* Oh, hello.

BonafideMonafide04

*telepathically to Issac*
I can't, I'm running this place. Akaghi should be able to go.

BonafideMonafide04

A: *shows up* *telepathically to Issac* Who needs to be taken to the hospital?

Isaac

*Telepathy to Bona* Ok then.

Isaac

*Telepathy to Akaghi* Reaper

BonafideMonafide04

A: *telepathically to Issac* What happened?

naby

*leaves*

Isaac

*Telepathy to Akaghi* A whole building collapsed on him....

BonafideMonafide04

A: *telepathically to Issac* Yeesh, that's gotta hurt. Let's go.

Sam

???: Umm? Rapscallion? Singapore? Deadly? No, that's not it.
*Sam taps his metal fingers on the booth table, impatiently*

Unit_Spectre

*a zombie version of himself launches out of the door and attempts to bite the human Specter*

SHIT!!!

*he shoots the zombie to death with his Volk Goliath rifle*

Damn Reaper caused an infestation in Dallas, Texas due to his little Wendigo summoning.

naho

*little did bona know... i was asleep on top of him the whole time*

Sam

The entirety of Dallas, Texas is in the Nexus? Then again, this is supposed to Tokyo. Why am I even surprised?

SUGURU_KAMOSHIDA

ZOMBIES ARE SEXY STOP BEING RACIST

Isaac

You know that Wendigo's arent zombies right?

BonafideMonafide04

*suddenly realized that naho was on top of him* GAH! How did you get up there!? *gently puts her on a booth*

Isaac

*Telepathy to Bona*You should contact Dahlia.

BonafideMonafide04

*telepathically to Issac* And tell her that?

SUGURU_KAMOSHIDA

*SHOWS MY MUSCLES TO NAHO*

naho

*is still asleep*

Unit_Spectre

No Sam, as in this world's Texas, had to evacuate the people and make an quarantine zone around a city.

*turns to Kamoshida*

Like you're the one to talk, you got a backlog of being a sexual deviant and rubbernecker. So don't get any ideas.

Isaac

*Telepathy to Bona*She must know....

BonafideMonafide04

*puts a blanket on naho and gives her a kiss on the cheek* She's so cute when she's asleep. But how did I not feel her while she was up there?

BonafideMonafide04

*telepathically to Issac* But I don't know where she is. If I knew, I would.

SUGURU_KAMOSHIDA

UNIT IS JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE HE'S TOO OLD FOR ME

Isaac

*Telepathy to Bona* She was at the hospital.....

Sam

Huh. Well, I'm going to Texas. Fell like experimenting on a zombie or 3. Ciao.
*Sam portals away. He leaves his corner in Bona's cafÃ©, presumably to annoy him*

BonafideMonafide04

....did he seriously leave the stupid corner?

BonafideMonafide04

*telepathically to Issac* I'll see if she's still there.

Isaac

*Telepathy to Bona* Alright.

Cobalt

*You are being watched*
...

Unit_Spectre

*he lets out a sigh*

Curiosity can peak one's interest.

HibkiKuze

*Hibki and Byakko both wake up, somehow they were leaning on each other*

Hibki: Byakko, why are you laying on me?

Byakko: I could ask the same thing Hib.

BonafideMonafide04

*Bona makes a clone of himself with kappas help and the clone goes to the hospital*

BonafideMonafide04

Hey you two, awake from a nap I see?

SUGURU_KAMOSHIDA

THIS PLACE NEEDS STRIPPERS

-Snowe-

*he stands, leaving some money on the to pay for his coffee* I'll be going now... I need to find that mirror. Farewell. *he leaves*

-Snowe-

*he stands, leaving some money on the table to pay for his coffee* I'll be going now... I need to find that mirror. Farewell. *he leaves*

HibkiKuze

Both: Yeah.

Hibki: Well now I'm not sleeping tonight.

Byakko: Why were we leaning on each other anyways?

*They both blush at the mention of that*

BonafideMonafide04

No kamoshida, this is a cafe. Stop. None of your fantasies are gonna come true here.

SUGURU_KAMOSHIDA

I'LL STRIP IF YOU PAY ME

BonafideMonafide04

*thinks to himself* Ooh, they're blushing! They like each other! Wait, what's it called when you love a version of yourself?

BonafideMonafide04

No kamoshida, stop.

naho

*is awake now*

Cobalt

...

Isaac

Hey Bona. Do you think Chiho will come back?

HibkiKuze

Hibki: Can we get rid of this guy? He's giving me a headache.

Byakko: (Whispering to Bona) Should I scare him in tiger form?

SUGURU_KAMOSHIDA

OK THEN I'LL STRIP FOR FREE BE HONORED

Tsugumi-Chan

*she enters* Hey, every-- ...Kamoshida-Sensei?

BonafideMonafide04

Hi yang! I finally finished my team! Not everyone is fully leveled up though. Wanna see?

naho

... someone please tell me this is a dream

BonafideMonafide04

Oh, naho, you're awake. Here, come sit at the counter with me!

BonafideMonafide04

No kamoshida. Stop. Just no.

Tsugumi-Chan

Oh, cool! The same for me, too. Show me your team!

SUGURU_KAMOSHIDA

HELLO STUDENT ARE YOU STAYING FIT AND EATING YOUR SEXY SALADS

HibkiKuze

Hibki: Of course, the one person here without time to even catch a PokÃ©mon, has a job.

Byakko: Is killing demons really a job?

Hibki: I'm on the government payroll aren't I?

BonafideMonafide04

Alright, come on out everyone! *he throws six pokeball into the air. Out comes out Kipley, a swampert, Wind Waker, the Pidgeyot, Nekomimi, the Mew, Destroyah, the Lairon, Wisp, the Chandelure, and Grassivoir, the Tsareena.

Unit_Spectre

*he waves to Yang as he loads a battery mag into his Volk*

How's your day? heard you've manage to see Hunter in a cheery mood. Hope I get that.

naho

*really wants to kill kamoshida*

Tsugumi-Chan

Eh, I'm working my hardest on staying fit the best I can, Kamoshida-Sensei.....

And woah, Bona! That's a pretty sweet team.. Here's mine! *she throws out six balls, out coming Hydro the Empoleon, Acrobat the Crobat, Kaneko the Incineroar, Bronze the Metang, Bondevik the Gabite, and Kurosakura, a shiny Roserade* Ta-da~!
And yes, Spectre.. I managed to catch him in a good mood yesterday.

HibkiKuze

Hibki: So its obvious,

Byakko: This Kamoshida hasn't had a change of heart.

Both: Let's change his heart!

BonafideMonafide04

Wait, you got a shiny!? So awesome, Nya!

SUGURU_KAMOSHIDA

GOOD GIRL REMEMBER TO ALWAYS DO SQUATS ON THE ROOF FOR 20 HOURS WEAR A DIAPER BECAUSE YOU WILL POOP YOURSELF

BonafideMonafide04

Well I guess we both have pretty rare Pokemon on our team now!
*kipley goes up to hydro and sticks out his... Hand? I think it's a hand. It looks like he wants to say hi to hydro.*

HibkiKuze

Hibki: Hey, is Japan the only place we can be or can we go to other countries as well in the Nexus? I'd love a vacation to Australia some day.

Tsugumi-Chan

Yes, Kamoshida...
You're right, Bona.*Hydro holds out a flipper to Kipley, letting out a greeting cry*

BonafideMonafide04

There's a bunch of different places in the nexus dude. Even Norway.

Unit_Spectre

*he sees a robot drone dropping off a care package infront of the door*

Finally. Got my new gear.

*grabs the package and takes off his helmet which is shown battered and broken*

Atlas got me some gear with some royalties.

BonafideMonafide04

*kipley shakes hydro's flipper and also let's out a greeting cry*
*bona goes and sits next to naho*

HibkiKuze

Hmm, we should vacation in another country some day then. It'd be fun.

Byakko: I'd love to go somewhere else, maybe Unova.

Hibki: I meant a real location.

naho

*looks around*

BonafideMonafide04

*bona nuzzles nahos neck* Nya~

naho

*blushes and pats bona's head*

Tsugumi-Chan

*she looks at her Pokemon with a smile* Why don't you guys go out to play? Explore a bit? But don't wander too far, okay? *The Pokemon cry out in gratitude, then leave the cafe*

BonafideMonafide04

You two guys! *the 6 walk out with Yangs team*

BonafideMonafide04

*blushes at the head pats and messes with nahos ears gently*

SUGURU_KAMOSHIDA

*DANCES*

Tsugumi-Chan

*she smiles at Naho and Bona before taking a seat* You two are so cute together, y'know?

HibkiKuze

*Byakko and Hibki start nodding off every so often but they jerk awake after a minute or two*

naho

*blushes* thanks yang...

SUGURU_KAMOSHIDA

*FLEXES*

BonafideMonafide04

Thanks yang. I just love her alot, ya know? *kisses naho on the lips*

HibkiKuze

*Byakko gets out Hibki's 3DS and starts playing it*

Hibki: What are you playing Bya?

Byakko: The game based off what you went through. Hey, was your adventure more like the game, or your anime?

Hibki: Game, why?

Byakko: Just wondering. *She goes back to the game*

Cobalt

...
???: These guys are so unobservant. Geez.

Tsugumi-Chan

*she laughs* I can see that.

naho

*throws a throwing star at ???*

BonafideMonafide04

*suddenly ???s pants are on fire*

Cobalt

???: Yikes!
*??? avoids the star*

HibkiKuze

*A dragon shaped energy stream is moving around ??? Controlled by Hibki*

Unit_Spectre

*enters in with a new combat suit and aims a bullpup rifle on ???*

How are you?!

Tsugumi-Chan

*she lays her head down, cat ears twitching* meow...

Cobalt

???: Oh come on
*??? reveals himself as Fuuma*
Fuuma: Geez. I say one thing, and you're all on my ass.
Cobalt (Still invisible): Deserved...

HibkiKuze

Hey, mine was just swimming around you, it's not like I attacks you, like others did.

BonafideMonafide04

You. You're that assassin from earlier aren't you? *his eye glows a front green*

Isaac

*Enters*

Cobalt

Fuuma: Grk! Help?
Cobalt (Still Invisible): ...humph
Fuuma: Oh, screw you then.

Dahlia

Hey everyone. Oh hi kotaro. *medea is in tears, still holding her head* oh my... what happened here?

HibkiKuze

*Both Hibki and Byakko fall asleep, they end up falling to a side and leaning on the other*

Isaac

*Sits down in a booth*

BonafideMonafide04

*the clone Bona comes in and dissapears. Akaghi also comes in*

Unit_Spectre

*turns to Bona still aiming his ar at Fuuma*

Who the hell is Fuuma and Cobalt?

Cobalt

...
*Cobalt fades in. Fuuma fades out*

BonafideMonafide04

B: They're assassins.

BonafideMonafide04

*pets nahos tail*

Dahlia

*places the infants down, picks up medea, puts her on a booth and sits next to the kids* you need something? *gives her a pain reliever*

Unit_Spectre

So... they are like me. Assassins for hire.

*he lowers his Bal-27 rifle*

That's just good.

Cobalt

No. We aren't for hire.

Isaac

*Looks at infant Isaac* Boo

BonafideMonafide04

*Akaghi goes home for the night*

Unit_Spectre

*turns to see Dahlia and her child*

Wow. Congrats Dahlia. Lotus and Flik heard about the news and they say congratulations.

BonafideMonafide04

*Another Bona clone appears and he starts gently playing with the infants*

Isaac

*Picks up infant Lilac* What's up sister?

naho

*faints*

Cobalt

*Cobalt looks at the infants*
...So. They have arrived safely. Objective #7649 complete.

BonafideMonafide04

*giggles* You're cute when you faint, nya~!
*puts the blanket over her again and goes back to the counter*

Dahlia

Thanks to all of you. "Congradulations, dahlia-sama!" Thanks, caster.

Isaac

*Claps cam be heard in the background*

Isaac

*can*

BonafideMonafide04

Objective #7649? What the heck do you mean?

Isaac

Of course they are... if little me dies i disappear too...

Unit_Spectre

Now then. Love my new armor?

Dahlia

It certainly looks nice, spectre...

Isaac

So about that girl mom...

Dahlia

Yes? Whats wrong, isaac?

Cobalt

Objective #7649. Protect subject N-D4HL14 until subjects N-1554C and N-L1L4C were conceived safely. Objective giver: Classified.

Isaac

I confessed to her today....

Dahlia

So you were supposed to keep me safe until lilac and isaac were born?

sami

*enters with infant me in my arms*

why is this happing

Cobalt

Yes.

Isaac

.....

BonafideMonafide04

Hi sami. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why do you have baby you in your arms?

Dahlia

I see. Heh... you've got guts, isaac. I wasnt brave enough to admit my love to reaper until much later...

Isaac

After that she confessed too....

sami

i found baby me in the streets... so i picked him up and came here

BonafideMonafide04

Huh. Strange.

sami

i know.. also.. *on my hair was baby naho*

Unit_Spectre

*turns to see Sami*

Seems you founded your baby self.

BonafideMonafide04

Issac, that's ironically how I confessed to nyaho.

Isaac

Really?

BonafideMonafide04

Oh, it's baby naho!

BonafideMonafide04

Yeah. Me and her were in Leblanc, she asked me if I liked her, she said she liked me back, and then we dated for like.... 3 days? Then we got married!

Unit_Spectre

Yeash... what is going on with the time lines?

sami

yep.. *puts both of them on the ground*.. i still dont know how they got here.. *gets knocked out by someone and that someone had a gasmask on their face*

Isaac

Maybe i should ask her on a date.... hmmm what does she like?

Dahlia

Dont worry too much about it, isaac. Stuff like this is normal in the nexus...

Dahlia

What the?!

Isaac

Thanks mom

Cobalt

*Cobalt's eyes flash from Grey to Blue*
...New Objective obtained. registering. confirmed. New Objective: Protect subjects N-1554C and N-L1L4C until further notice. Objective classified as Objective #7956.
*Cobalts eyes return to being grey.*

Isaac

*Points a gun at gasmasked dude*

BonafideMonafide04

What the- Hey! Who do you think you are knocking people out like that?

sami

????: ... *was about to punch sami until naho. who is awake show him a picture of something. and he stop and sat down... and naho fainted*

Dahlia

(This is the guy... that lilac said killed me...! Thank goodness she gave me a potion of immortality before this...)

Isaac

That wasn't him mom!

Cobalt

...
*Cobalt pulls out a sword, cloaked in smoke, from his side*

Dahlia

Ok... if its not him.. then... who could it be...?

Isaac

*Shoots the stranger*

BonafideMonafide04

*readies the blood moon*

sami

????: *grabs the bullet and puts it down on the ground... soon takes something out of my hair.. a cat*

Dahlia

Huh? Is that... a cat?

Isaac

*Takes out a knife and attacks the stranger*

sami

????: *soon the look of my eyes changed from cold to heartwarming (like ^^), as he starts to pet the cat*

BonafideMonafide04

....a cat?

BonafideMonafide04

...who are you?

Isaac

*Stops attacking* This must be a trick!

sami

????: ... my name is boom

Cobalt

...Subject is friendly
*The smoke katana vanishes*

Dahlia

What is going on?

Dahlia

Wait... boom? You're nahos friend right?

BonafideMonafide04

Boom? Are you that person naho was talking about?

sami

boom: *nods and pets the cat* this cat's name is kitty.. the one thing that lets me not look as scary... also im not taking off this gasmask

Dahlia

Were also friends of naho. Im dahlia. *points to bona* thats bona. And the man in white hair is my future son, isaac.

sami

boom: i know.. i been watching

Isaac

*Sigh* Mom i will that future guy... i promise...

Cobalt

... I have noticed.

Isaac

*find*

Dahlia

Oh you have? How long have you been watching us?

BonafideMonafide04

That's..... Kinda creepy. So if you were watching, what is my current relationship with naho?

Dahlia

Thanks isaac. You're just as deticated to the people you love as your father. You know that?

Isaac

Really? *Looks at Dahlia*

Dahlia

Yes really.

sami

boom: once naho came into this world.. and bona and naho are marry. bona and naho are in a harem...

BonafideMonafide04

OK then you have been watching you. Nice to meet ya. *puts out his hand for a handshake*

Isaac

That's good to hear...

BonafideMonafide04

Ooc: ignore the second you

Cobalt

The question was enough? Human optimism is a weakness.

Dahlia

Nice to meet you too, boom.

sami

*shakes your hand in a very gentlemen way*

Isaac

*Looks at Cobalt* So are you my guardian angel or something?

Cobalt

No.
*He points at the infants*
My objective is to protect them. You can protect yourself. It is unneeded to waste time protecting you.

Isaac

That's true.

BonafideMonafide04

Uh, you know you don't have to shake my hand like that. You can shake it casually.

Cobalt

Glad you understand.

boom

boom: it was my way of doing it *pets kitty again*

Dahlia

"Ah... so you are a friend of hers as well? I assume you know who i am, correct?" *medea pulls down her hood as i look in shock*

BonafideMonafide04

OK then... *sits down next to naho again*

boom

boom: your medea..

Wendigo

*Runs in*

Cobalt

Threat detected.
*Cobalt draws his smoke katana*

Dahlia

"Correct. Nice to meet you, mr. Boom." *she holds out her hand as im still stunned. Ive never seen medea unhooded.*

Wendigo

*Looks with a straight face*

boom

*shakes medea's hand*

BonafideMonafide04

Huh. A wedingo.

Wendigo

*The Wendigo can't see them because they are not moving*

boom

dont move

Dahlia

*launches an agidyne at it while standing completely still*

Cobalt

Fuuma...
Fuuma: On it.
*Fuuma appears behind it and stabs it in the sidem injecting lethal poison before vanishing again*

Wendigo

*Jumps away from the attack*

Cobalt

*Cobalt slashes at the Wendigo, attempting to behead it*

boom

*is waiting until the wendigo is near me*

Wendigo

*Jumps away from Cobalt's attack because Wendigo's are badasses*

SUGURU_KAMOSHIDA

*TWERKS FOR DAHLIA*

Dahlia

*creates a fire pillar, still completely still* (wendigoes are susceptible to fire... lemme try and burn it before it gets too close...)

Wendigo

*Jumps on Kamoshida*

boom

*grabs the wendigo by the head and slams it on the counter so hard its head comes clean off.. and doses it in a badass way*

BonafideMonafide04

*is about ready to slap kamoshida in the face*

Cobalt

...
*Cobalt moves to draw the Wendigo's attention*

Wendigo

*The Wendigo doesn't give a fuck*

Dahlia

*ignores the idiot pe teacher thirsty for attention*

Cobalt

Fuuma: This ting just does not care about anything, does it?
Cobalt: ...

Isaac

Can't you guys see that the Wendigo doesnt' want to attack?

Dahlia

Yeah... it only seems interested in that attention hog for some reason...

Wendigo

*Stabs kamoshida's eyes with his claw*

Cobalt

...
*Cobalt's blade vanishes*

boom

*sits back down*

Dahlia

Hold on... could that be his...?

Wendigo

*Screams to Dahlia which means no*

Dahlia

Oh well... *me and medea sit back down*

Dahlia

I see. So reaper didnt send you. I understand...

Wendigo

*And then grabs Kamoshida and throws him out*

Cobalt

*A bullet fires at Medea. Cobalt cuts it in half*
4

Wendigo

*points at Isaac*

Dahlia

Ah. Now i see.

Dahlia

Sorry about earlier. I misunderstood.

BonafideMonafide04

Huh, so Issac made you. Is it to protect dahlia?

Wendigo

*Screams to Bona which means yes*