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BonafideMonafide04
Oh, hey ryoji!
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: lol first post
Akechi_Kun
No Kamoshida i don't go to Shujin therefore i won't join your club
Dahlia
"I certainly wouldnt mind later today!"
BonafideMonafide04
I guess rocket league after smash bros.
Isaac
*Looks at the ps4 menu* Which game should we play?
Ryoji
*He grins at Bona*

Hey random person!

What are you people up to?
BonafideMonafide04
Well let's pause with the ps4 and bring out my Wii u! *pulls it out from behind the counter and connects it*
BonafideMonafide04
We're playing video games.
Isaac
*Puts back the ps4 in the box and all the stuff*
BonafideMonafide04
*inserts the smash 4 disc and gives everyone a game cube controller, except himself, he uses the gamepad*
Akechi_Kun
I'm going to be link on smash *he said with a bit of light in his eyes*
Isaac
*Picks a random character*
BonafideMonafide04
*the game starts up and he picks the rules, 5 stock, no timer. He then chooses meta knight*
Akechi_Kun
*picks dark link* i'm ready when you are
BonafideMonafide04
*waits for everyone to pick a character*
Ryoji
*He looks at the controllers*

Can I join in?

BonafideMonafide04
Sure dude! *gives ryojji a controller*
The_Twins
Both: If Gin were here, he'd pick Ganondorf.
Isaac
*Picks Mario* I don't know much about the game so i think i pick him.
Akechi_Kun
So we woul've been rivals haha *he said*
BonafideMonafide04
*he changes meta knights color to the galacta knight colors*
Ryoji
*Gleefully accepts the controller*

Thanks friend!

*He picks Yoshi with a blue color*

This lizard looks kind of cool.
The_Twins
Both: Who will win the Bona Café Smash match? Place your bets folks.
BonafideMonafide04
Alright, everyone's ready. *he hits start and selects a random stage*
BonafideMonafide04
*the game starts on.... Mushroom kingdom u*
*he begins comboing Issac, showing he's good*
The_Twins
OOC: What ever happened to that Smash thing that people were discussing a week or so back?
Isaac
*Button mash*
Akechi_Kun
*He swing the sword at yoshi *
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: I think that it was just forgotten*
Ic: *the combo is broken, but he spikes Issac of the stage, making him lose a life and then Issac respawns with 4 lives left*
Yugi_Muto
>A young boy walks into the cafe.

Woah! Check it out! This place is super special awesome! Not as cool as Gramps' shop but it works as a sloppy second.
Isaac
*Uses the power of button mash*
Dahlia
*takes off her headphones* i recognize that crazy technicolor hair. Yugi muto, right? Welcome.
Akechi_Kun
After he tries to challenge meta knight he uses some combos on him*
BonafideMonafide04
*now he heads for akechi and begins attacking super fast*
Yugi_Muto
Huh? How do you know my name?

>The boy plops onto a chair.
Akechi_Kun
*He gets hit a couple of time but manages to fight back dealing great damage to his opponent*
BonafideMonafide04
*he then smash attack knocking akechi off the stage ant begins to edge gaurd*
Dahlia
Where i come from, your the main hero of an anime and manga. Im dahlia, nice to meet you.
Akechi_Kun
*he grabs on the edge with the harpoon and gets up dodging meta and knocking him off*
Isaac
.....
BonafideMonafide04
*recovers and back throws akechi and spikes him*
Hundred-S
So this is what they call "competitive play"? *A silver-haired man appears out of nowhere, leaning on the back of a chair*
Gabentheholy
Food?
Akechi_Kun
*link gets blasted off and loses a life he then returns using a dive attack on meta knight*
Yugi_Muto
>He scratches his cheek shyly.

Golly. It must be a super special awesome world you live in! And nice to meet you too Dahlia.
BonafideMonafide04
*he uses mach tornado and attempts to get akechi, Issac, and ryojji*
Isaac
*Button mash*
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: is that a effing ygotas joke
Akechi_Kun
*He keeps comboing meta knight until he gets blasted off*
Hundred-S
ooc: "super special awesome" i am dying

ic: *He looks over at Yugi* ...what is up with your hair?
Dahlia
Oh its nothing special, really. Back there we dont have any cool stuff like in your world. Duel monsters coming to life on the battlefield, or any of that stuff...
BonafideMonafide04
*he loses a life but when he gets back to the stage he combos akechi and sends him flying into the air*
*he goes after Yoshi now*
Yugi_Muto
>His eyes go wide.

No childrens card game tournaments on oversized blimps either?! That isn't super, special, or awesome!
Dahlia
Nope. Just a very ordinary place. All of the cool stuff gets animated on tv screens...
Hundred-S
Children's card game tournaments...? Actually, that sounds interesting... *He pulls out a notebook and writes something down* Note to self: research children's card games.
Akechi_Kun
*he manages to return on the ground he goes comboing Mario until he gets blasted off*
The_Twins
Both: Oh no. He's the abridged version!
Yugi_Muto
>He wipes a bead of sweat from his brow.

At least the TV and manga you have is radical sounding! And yes strange man. Children's card games are a good way to spend super special time with friends.
Dahlia
It is pretty cool. You could relive all of the crazy moments you had just by reading or wathing!
Hundred-S
*Noburu has left the building*
Yugi_Muto
>Yugi takes a look at his watch.

Oh no! Gramps said I need to be home so he can climb the stairs with supervision. Bye Dahlia!

>He runs out of the cafe.
Akechi_Kun
*after Mario lost a life he returns to meta and keeps hitting him*
Isaac
.....
Dahlia
Bye yugi! Have a good day!
Isaac
*Stops playing and takes out the ps4 pro*
Isaac
*Starts playing The Witcher 3*
Rom_Dolos
*Enters* Playing games without me? *He says sarcastically*
Dahlia
Hey rom!
Rom_Dolos
Hi, Dahlia! How's it going?
BonafideMonafide04
*pauses* yo rom, Nya.
The_Twins
Both: Hi new guy.
Rom_Dolos
Y'know I was here before, right? If you didn't notice me, I don't blame you... *Laughs nervously*
Isaac
*He seems to be absorbed to the game*
BonafideMonafide04
I noticed ya, just wanted to say hi to welcome ya back.
Rom_Dolos
OOC: It was to the twins

IC: Anyway Bona, anything new here?
Dahlia
Ive been doing ok. The kids came here safe and sound and caster is taking care of them while im away. Speaking of which... *goes over to keep the kids entertained*
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: whoops
Ic: Well Issac brought a TV, so we have a few games outside the mini arcade now.
Rom_Dolos
That's good to hear... Anyway, where is Caster? I still have some questions for her...
Lilac
*Enters*
Rom_Dolos
Ooh, nice! I call next turn!
Dahlia
"Right here. Hello, mr. Rom." Hey lilac! "And hello, lilac."
Lilac
Hello.
Rom_Dolos
*Startled by Caster* Whoa, jeez! Uh... anyway, Caster... What is this "Throne of heroes" you're summoned from? And why is it accessed via a strange app?
Dahlia
How are you?
Lilac
I'm fine.
BonafideMonafide04
Hi lilac, Nya.
Lilac
*Looks at how Isaac is playing* Nerd....
Lilac
Hey Bona!
Dahlia
"Oh that... its just a place me and other heroic spirits are sent to until a master summons us. I guess the creators of that app found a way to create a summoning ritual electronically. I actually dont understand why exactly all this happened, to be honest..."
Cobalt
Fuuma: Talking about the holy grail again?
*Fuuma fades in*
Fuuma: Planning on summoning a servant for yourself, spear guy?
Rom_Dolos
I see... Now it's EVEN more similar to the demon summoning program than I initially thought...
Rom_Dolos
You again... I don't planning on summoning one... Makes things more complicated
BonafideMonafide04
Also if you're wondering me, dahlia, naho, and some others were turned into nekos, see? *points to hi ears and tail*
Lilac
Mom is a cat?
Rom_Dolos
Yeah, Migrant told me before that it's pretty much an epidemic... or an imitation...
BonafideMonafide04
Uhhhh pretty much, nya.
Cobalt
Fuuma: Good. Oh, and Master says "2 bullets left."
Dahlia
No... someone turned us into cat people using some strange spell... "hello, kotaro-kun. We arent talking about the grail, but rather the summoning app dahlia-sama used to bring me here..."
Lilac
*Turns Dahlia back*
Rom_Dolos
2 bullets left? Are you talking about the Archer?
Dahlia
Thanks, lilac.
BonafideMonafide04
Actually I don't think dahlia minded being a neko. Me and naho don't mind it.
BonafideMonafide04
Wait, you didn't like it? Why nyot?
Cobalt
Fuuma: Yep. He has a little trick where for every 7 bullets he shoots, 6 will always hit it's intended target unless the bullet is destroyed, even through barriers or other objects. The 7th is controlled by the grail itself, so it decides what it hits. 2 bullets until the grail's bullet.
Dahlia
Meowing my words felt a bit uncomfortable sometimes...
BonafideMonafide04
Well didn't ya like the cat tail and ears?
Dahlia
Eh... that part was ok...
Lilac
Isaac loves nekos *Laugh*
The_Twins
Both: Aww. But you looked adorable as a kitty, miss Dahlia
Dahlia
Maybe its power will get sealing into another charm or something...
BonafideMonafide04
Oh, so that's why.
Lilac
Bona it's true that he?
BonafideMonafide04
Yep, it's true.
Lilac
And How?
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: wait is this about the reaper coma or the Issac x chiho
Lilac
OOC: The ship
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: k
Ic: Well... *whispers to lilac* He told her, she told him that she liked him too, boom.
Lilac
*Whispers* Really?
BonafideMonafide04
*whispers* Yep, Nya!
Lilac
*Whispers* Looks like he found love
BonafideMonafide04
*whispers* I guess he did.
The_Twins
Both (Whispering): Why are you two whispering?
Rom_Dolos
*Whispers along* I have no idea...
Lilac
It's private!
The_Twins
Both (Whispering): Oh. Sorry for bothering you then.
Rom_Dolos
Oh, right. Sorry 'bout that...
Unit_Spectre
So Rom. Anything happening while I was popping zombie heads?
Geralt
*Enters the cafe*
Rom_Dolos
Oh, hey Spectre! I'll answer that question with another question... What happened to Leblanc? Y'know, besides the explosion...
Unit_Spectre
Boss is taking a vacation so he closed it.
Dahlia
It apparently got dissintigrated...
Rom_Dolos
Right, and just in case Boss decides to reopen and doesn't know where to start, or at least doesn't remember, I made this! *Rom opens his laptop and beckons to Dahlia and Spectre*
Unit_Spectre
*he walks to see*

Hell is this?
Dahlia
Wait, is that laptop calling to us?
BonafideMonafide04
*telepathically to Lilac* Wait, won't it be weird for someone from the present to date someone from the future?
BonafideMonafide04
Dude what's with that laptop?
Lilac
*Telepathy to Bona* I don't know
The_Twins
*The twins look at the laptop*
Both: Don't know if we're allowed to do this, but meh.
BonafideMonafide04
*telepathically to Lilac* If it's not, I'm still kinda bothered by it. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for him, but it just feels weird.
Rom_Dolos
OOC: Rom was the one beckoning
IC:
*The laptop shows digitally made past versions of Leblanc, with many archives of information about them, and events that have happened here* It's a much more organized way to store past events, and possibly recreate them virtually...
*Whispers to them*
And not just Leblanc, I'm planning to have it go across the nexus...
Rom_Dolos
The phansite has a very weird vibe to it, with the whole "Mind wipe" thing, so that's what I've been working on for the past few weeks...
Dahlia
Whoa... thats cool...
Unit_Spectre
... what is this 4th wall breaking horse shiet?!
The_Twins
Braza: Hey, this is like Sam's thing.
Irona: But it's all Matrixy.
Rom_Dolos
OOC: I know, right?
BonafideMonafide04
WOAH, that's cool. And nice 4th wall break.
Rom_Dolos
Sam's thing?
Lilac
*Telepathy to Bona* You can't stop love....
BonafideMonafide04
*telepathically to Lilac* I guess even time can't stop it.
Unit_Spectre
... again why?

*sees Geralt*

Hey there.
Lilac
*Telepathy to Bona* Nothing will happen don't worry.
Rom_Dolos
... Oh, and Bona?
The_Twins
Irona: Sam has a data thing.
Braza: It's like an app, we think.
Both: He said he got it from a "palace".
BonafideMonafide04
Yeah rom, Nya?
Geralt
*Looks at Spec* Hey.
Rom_Dolos
That voice you've been hearing from my phone has been helping me develop it! *Shows him an app on his phone, with a figure in it*
Dahlia
Wait a sec... did i just hear something about a palace?
Unit_Spectre
wait...

*takes a double take on him*

Are you a Witcher?
PascalEXE
Hello! My name is Pascal. Pleased to meet you, Bona!
Rom_Dolos
Did he get it from Akechi's palace?
Geralt
Yes i am... Geralt Of Rivia.
The_Twins
Braza: A crow palace, I think he said.
Irona: We didn't even know birds had royalty, let alone palaces.
BonafideMonafide04
Huh. Hi pascal. Nice to meet ya, Nya. And that's what you've been working on this entire time?
Rom_Dolos
Exactly... Specifically, testing out the code to see if it has any bugs...
Dahlia
Yup. Thats definately akechi...
Unit_Spectre
Dayum, a lot of people praise you for monster slaying.
BonafideMonafide04
Alright then.
The_Twins
Both: The crow king is called Akechi??
Geralt
*Looks at Spectre* You want a monster dead?
Dahlia
His codename is crow. Thats how i knew it was him.
Unit_Spectre
Nope, just you're super popular.
BonafideMonafide04
*telepathically to Lilac* I'm just hoping it doesn't mess with time and space.
The_Twins
Braza: So, he's not a crow?
Irona: Gah. Confused.
Geralt
Well i came to train new witchers.....
BonafideMonafide04
*starts playing with his tail*
Lilac
*Telepathy to Bona* Don't worry....
Dahlia
No hes not. He wears a tengu mask, which is a more monstrous crow that creates wind storms with its fan.
Unit_Spectre
Then you cam to the right place because a friend of mine is similar to a Witcher... kind of.
Geralt
How similar?
The_Twins
Both: Oooh. We get it now.
Dahlia
Ok... glad you two get it now.
BonafideMonafide04
*he seems really engrossed in playing with his tail, maybe even too engrossed to talk to anyone* Nya!
The_Twins
Both: So this crow guy is royalty and Sam stole the app thing from his palace, right?
Unit_Spectre
Mastery of weapons, use of magic and slays monster for money.
Geralt
Sounds like a witcher....
Dahlia
No. He had twisted desires and sam helped straiten them out. He probably used that app to help.
The_Twins
Both: Confused again. Why would stealing an app from crow guy's palace help solve any twisted desires? Wouldn't it just make him angry that something was stolen from his house?
Rom_Dolos
*Turns to Dahlia*
Wait... Didn't that one cognition in the palace give us a phone containing our past actions? You think that was it?
Dahlia
Perhaps he didnt steal it but rather developed it in that palace. Besides, a palace is not a real place, but a manifestation of distorted desires that take the form of a location.
Dahlia
Or that, rom. That could be the case as well...
Unit_Spectre
I am going back to base to teach some Winslow Accord recruits.

*he waves bye and leaves*
The_Twins
*The twins seem confused*
Both: Umm. Gah. Mind melt!!!
Rom_Dolos
Yeah, when I first learned about Palaces and the Nexus, my brain nearly exploded...
Dahlia
Its ok if you dont understand it. Maybe sam will explain it later...
The_Twins
Both: No, he'll use a bunch of big words we don't know. It won't help at all. Oh, We'll ask Gin. He'll know.
BonafideMonafide04
*stops playing with his tail*
Well, I guess I'll take orders now, Nya. Anyaone want anyathing?
Isaac
*Puts the controller down*
BonafideMonafide04
Well you were playing for a while there Issac.
Isaac
Looks like....
Dahlia
I see.
Robert
B O N E R C A F E
Dahlia
You seemed to be enjoying yourself...
The_Twins
Both: We're out. Bye guys
*The Twins run out of the café*
BonafideMonafide04
*looks at robert*.....The heck?
Isaac
Who me?
Dahlia
Yeah. You were playing for quite a while, isaac.
Isaac
Yeah i did.
BonafideMonafide04
*sits next to naho*
Rom_Dolos
*Walks to the TV* Let's see what games they got...
Isaac
*Puts his ps4 in the box*
BonafideMonafide04
Well, don't, I got some ps4 games, some switch games, some Wii u games, and more!
Rom_Dolos
Nice! *Takes out the Wii-U with a copy of Super Smash Bros.* Hell yes!
Isaac
If you guys see Chiho tell me *Takes a nap*
Dahlia
Ok. Good night isaac.
BonafideMonafide04
Alright.
Rom_Dolos
*Turns on the Wii-U and inserts Smash 4 into the slot, tingling with excitement*
Rom_Dolos
Night, Isaac!
BonafideMonafide04
*goss back to the counter*
So does anyaone want anyathing?
Dahlia
Doesnt seem like it, bona.
BonafideMonafide04
I guess buissness is slow today. *sits next to naho again*
Rom_Dolos
Oh, can I have an iced tea, please... *Selects classic mode, and sets the intensity to 5.0* Let's start off slow...
BonafideMonafide04
*gives Rom a glass of iced tea* There ya go.
Sam
*Sam portals into his corner*
Surprised you didn't get rid of this. Hey, guys.
Rom_Dolos
Thanks! Now, then... *Rom starts up the game and starts concentrating*
Rom_Dolos
Hey sam...
BonafideMonafide04
That's cuz I was deciding whether to burn it to pieces or use it as a material.
Sam
Well, that would activate the self defence mechanisms, so you probably shouldn't. Also, I'm hungry. What food you got?
Isaac
Zzz......
BonafideMonafide04
As long as its not that complex, I'll take anya food order.
Dahlia
Oh i sam. "Hello sam."
Dahlia
Ooc: i meant hi!
Sam
Curry it is then.
BonafideMonafide04
*suddenly a bowl of curry appears at Sam's table*
BonafideMonafide04
Also WHY THE HECK DO YOU HAVE SELF DEFENCE MECHANISMS ON A TABLE
Sam
Thank you. Also, hey Dahl. Hey Caster.
Sam
Took you long enough to react to that.
*Sam pulls a glass of water from a portal and takes a drink*
Dahlia
"*sigh* all signs of a peaceful life are being taken away by that stupid archer..." you could always get rid of his bullets with rule breaker, right? "I guess that is a possibility..."
Sam
How the hell do you know about Archer's bullet's?
Dahlia
"Kotaro-kun told us about it." How nice of him.
Sam
That damn ninja... What else has he told you?
Dahlia
"Nothing else, really. Just that the grail will control the last bullet." Thats the one im worried about...
Sam
Archer is worried about that one. Being that everyone is terrified to even try to summon another servant, and even Rose summoned Archer by complete accident, the game is dead at this point. Who knows what will happen when Archer is out of bullets.
Isaac
*Wakes up from a nightmare*
Dahlia
Oh dear. Had a bad dream, isaac
Isaac
.....
Sam
Was it something to do with Reaper?
Dahlia
"Well i wouldnt mind meeting the archer once everythings all said and done, and i think its safe to say everyones worried about that last one..."
Isaac
.......
BonafideMonafide04
What's wrong Issac?
Sam
I'll tell him that you want to meet. Maybe he'll agree.
Dahlia
"Whats troubling you?"
Dahlia
"Thank you, sam."
Isaac
........ *It seems he can't answer*
BonafideMonafide04
*telepathically to Issac* Dude, you OK?
Sam
I can be reasonable sometimes.
Dahlia
Maybe hes so stunned by how bad the dream was to talk...
BonafideMonafide04
I guess he was.
Sam
I can fix that
*Sam zaps Isaac*
Isaac
...... *Hears a female voice in her head*
Isaac
*His*
Dahlia
Isaac? Whats wrong? Isaac?!
Isaac
......
Dahlia
Isaac! Snap out of it! Wake up, isaac!
BonafideMonafide04
Issac? Dude you're freaking us out.
Rom_Dolos
*Snaps out of his concentration and pauses the game* What's happening?
BonafideMonafide04
Somethings up with Issac.
Rom_Dolos
*walks up to Isaac* Isaac? Are you okay?
Isaac
......
Dahlia
Isaac? Can you hear me, isaac? Isaac!
BonafideMonafide04
*shakes Issac* Dude! Snap out of it!
Rom_Dolos
Just to be sure... *Rom starts a scan on his phone* Maybe we should give him some time to rest...
Sam
That zap usually works. I'm surprised. Maybe I need to up the voltage...
Rom_Dolos
...again...
Isaac
*Looks at them with a dead look*
Rom_Dolos
Is something, or someone, interfering?
Dahlia
Wait a sec... someones controlling him! Look at his eyes!
Sam
I wonder who. Facinating.
BonafideMonafide04
Dahlia I think you're right! I looked into his mind and he's having a mental struggle!
Isaac
*Punches Sam*
Dahlia
Isaac! "We need to find the puppetmaster behind all this!"
PascalEXE
SCAN COMPLETE
*A hologram pops up showing all of the heat signatures in the room*
BonafideMonafide04
What if, somehow, arch is controlling him?
Isaac
*Hears the female voice again*
Dahlia
No. I heard a voice inside him. It was a woman thats taken over...
BonafideMonafide04
Then I don't know.
Rom_Dolos
Who could it be...?
BonafideMonafide04
Alright, person controlling Issac, show yourself!
Dahlia
"Its not me. Even if i did take control of him, id never make him do that." That leaves very few options... of people we dont know...
Sam
For the record, the two heat signatures in the corner are Cobalt and Fuuma.
Dahlia
*!* i heard it again. Who are you? Show yourself!
BonafideMonafide04
Well they aren't doing it, so who is?
Rom_Dolos
They've pretty much become resident stalkers at this point...
Sam
The technical term is spies, Rom.
Dahlia
Hold on... female voice... controls beings with high magic power... no...! It cant be...!
BonafideMonafide04
Who is it dahlia?
Dahlia
*dramatic pause and zoom in* The maenads!
BonafideMonafide04
....the who?
Rom_Dolos
Just joking, sam...
*Turns to Dahlia* Who?
Sam
...The what?