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Izaya is bored. Will talk to literally anyone.
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That's a forumy thing to say, right?
More people with a topic like this say "hello" or something like that. So, hi... i guess...
Hello.

*he's sitting against the a wall hugging his knees, he's obviously bored out of his mind and waiting for something fun to happen*
I have arrived! Watching Unconscious sluts was boring anyway!
So... uh... introduction time i guess? Im dahlia. Nice to meet you. *holds out her hand*
OOC: Someone need to make a Shizuo account.
Eh. Here isn't much fun either. But watching people sleep can get boring, I understand. I mean that's creepy, but yeah.
@Dahlia

Huh? We've met though... Maybe it's been a while, but I know you. I'm Izaya...
@Cobalt

OOC: Heiwajima?
Nice to meet you, izaya.
@Dahlia

Y-You've... forgot about me... Okay, I guess I am pretty forgettable...

*he looks down and hugs his knees a bit closer*
I sidnt think we met yet... sorry if we did...
Yo .
Hi Inari. Good to see you.
Ohh! Kitty! Why are you so sad kitty?
*Runs up to Izaya and starts vigorously petting him*
Ahhhh I'm not sad at all. Just bored.
Hmm....
*pulls out a cat toy and starts wiggling it around near Izaya's head*
Pfffft. That's not gonna work on me. I'm not some dumb normal cat you know... but if you could just leave that with me that would be great...
*wiggles it on his nose*
I-I said stop. You can't affect me...

*he stares at the toy and his ears begin to twitch*
*wiggles it more on his nose*
Just stop already...

*he tries to swat it out of his face... or at least that's what he wants you to think*
Josh walks in with a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos(tm) with some Flamin' Hot Cheetos mixed in. "What's gucci" he says, and then he throws that bag at Izaya
*Runs to them*
Oh damn son! Thanks fam, you really came in hot with these. I own you a solid next time I see you around. This is lit!

*he crams the food in his face*
*Wiggle wiggle wiggle*
*he closes his eyes and puts his face in his knees*

Stop teasing meeeeeeeeeeeee
*Pets pets*
*he calms down as he's petted and he slowly raises his head to look at her trustfully*
*pet pet*
*hellies in*
You're my home slice bread slice, how about we go 420 noquickscope some n00bz?
Ooc: yo not youre
@Kotori_K

Now... I need to take that toy off your hands... You know... for research purposes...
@BonafideMonafide04

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...What?
*hugs*
You heard me my homesizzle, let's go 420 noquickscope some n00bz with Doritos and Mtn. Dew
H-Hey...
*he blushes hiding his face in his knees once again*
@BonafideMonafide04

What is that? I don't speak Finnish...





Oh wait... you're speaking scrub... Sorry but I don't affiliate with your kind.
You're speaking scrub mah d00d. 1 4m 2 1337 4 u
@BonafideMonafide04

Begone thot.
Lol no *swag glasses fall on his face, landing perfectly*
*cuddles*
*Kei walks into the area, and looks at Izaya curiously*

You seem to be some sort of Nekomata. Though, they typically take on a more feminine form. I wonder, what is it that makes you different from the others?
@Kei_Nanjo

Well for starters, I'm not a demon...
@Kotori_K

*he loving leans into her for a bit before swiftly lifting his head and looking at her again*

Wait? Who the heck are you?!
*Kei steps closer and begins to inspect Izaya more closely*

Are you not? Its nothing to be ashamed of, demons have been appearing all the time recently. But those ears definitely suggest something non-human.
Yup. I'm not human. Cat person, neko, beastkin, whatever name. It doesn't really matter. And before you ask, no, Nekomata is not one of my personas/demons I can summon.
*Kei is now uncomfortably close in his inspection of Izaya*

I see, you say you're neither human nor demon, but somewhere in-between? I suppose its not impossible. Tell me, how is it that you ended up here?
I was summoned... oh damn... Maybe I AM a demon...
*Kei steps back and adjusts his glasses*

That is my working theory for now. Of all the demons I've seen you're closest to a Nekomata. Would you care to tell me who summoned you? I've been investigating the demon sightings around Tokyo recently and would be interested in any information you have to offer.
So I guess Izaya is kind of a Dante from DmC kind situation; half demon half human
Who cares who I am!
*cuddles him anyway*
*Falls asleep Cuddling Izaya*
And she's asleep...
Guess I'll just chill here until she wakes up...