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Inari's Dope Roadtrip
*Inari sits in a van reading what seems to be hentai while eating some Crunchy Flamin' Hot Cheetos. On the door of the van is a sticker that says "Ass, Gas, or Grass; No one rides for free!". He seems to be waiting for people.*
*A boy happens to be walking near the van.*

I really wish I had a map of this place...

*Leo suddenly notices the van despite his eyes being completely closed.*

Hey, where exactly are you going?
"I don't know. I'm just gonna drive wherever I feel like I guess."
Hey, you think you can drive to Hellsalem's Lo- I mean, New York from here.
"Probably. No one rides for free though"
*A man in a bear suit runs up to the van.* Hey, may i perhaps join in?
"Sure, where's the *stuff*?"
*Leo pulls out his wallet and looks inside.*

I'm a bit short on cash...Uh, would 50 dollars work?

*Leo pulls out 50 American dollars.*
How much does it cost? I might have enough depending.
"You could buy me some gas or just give me some money. I mean, NY's pretty far from here so like"
Oh, should i take off my suit for this trip or something?
*Goro approaches the van* "May i join in too? In that city i might be able to extend my knowledge about investigations"
"I need the *stuff* Akechi."

"It's fine, Teddie"
Alright, i was just checking. I don't want to take up too much space, you know?
"Alright then" *takes out 50 dollars and hands them to Inari*
"So you guys think we should wait for more people or...?"
I'm fine doing whatever. Just as long as I can get back home eventually.
"Anything is fine by me" *he said while sitting in the van*
Alrighty, soooo... *He takes out about 50 dollars and hands them to Inari.* Here ya go.
*He gets in the van, trying his best not to take up space.*
FEEBLE BEING
I WISH TO EVALUATE YOUR DRIVING SKILLS
I WILL NOW ISSUE CLIENT CHALLENGE.EXE
"Alright then, let's go."
OOC: You can make out the scenery however you want to bc I don't know how to make environments lol
Wooooo, roadtrip! *He seems quite excited, obviously.*
"Inari" *he said* "you told us this place is quite far away, how much do you think it will take to reach it?"
*Puts on Running in the 90s*
*Does Drifiting on the highway*
Wheeeee, i love this roadtrip already! *He puts his hands up.*
*Somehow, Leo is already asleep.*
Something tells me this van is going to go through the desert.
*Akechi sighs takes out a book and begins to read it*
Just to be sure... *He takes off the suit and kicks it out of the van.* There.
*In the back of the van is a kitchen, bunk beds, a bathroom, and other cool stuff that you can add with you i m a g i n a t i o n.
I have to say, this is a nice van.
*decides to get up and look around the back of the van, opens the fridge and looks for ingredients to make pancakes* "it seems like the eggs are missing"
Well that's saddening, i've always wanted to try pancakes.