*Inari sits in a van reading what seems to be hentai while eating some Crunchy Flamin' Hot Cheetos. On the door of the van is a sticker that says "Ass, Gas, or Grass; No one rides for free!". He seems to be waiting for people.*
*decides to get up and look around the back of the van, opens the fridge and looks for ingredients to make pancakes* "it seems like the eggs are missing"