*Slow clap*

* Akechi seems happy about the fact that Akira returned, he looks at him and says *
You're back awfully late, where are my pancakes?

Akira sets his bookback down and takes his shoes off. Nervously, he approached Akechi_Kun.* "I'm sorry. I thought... Maybe..."

*Akira has a bag of groceries in his hand. The bag was filled with pancake mix, various fruit toppings, syrup and basically all that was needed to make pancakes right at home!* "Since I disappeared so suddenly, I thought I would make it up to you by making pancakes filled with my love."

*PK walks into the house, slipping on a chair and falling on his face, getting up and fixing his bent mask before speaking

Hello everyone! I am Pancake_Knight! At your service! I heard we needed Pancakes?

*PK then conjures a pancake in his hands,

HA! EXPOSED!

Akira notices that he isn't the only one home! In his sanctuary, his place of comfort and all that was the pancake loving mass known as Akechi... It has been violated by some weeaboo's Japanese oc and the ghost of a protein obsessed ghost. Not only that... But Akechi_Kun's greeting... Has been given to someone else!

"OUTTA MY HOUSE." Akira huffed and threw Genji out the door.*

Oshit im out

*Genji dies out in the cold streets of Japan. He has felt lost in his failure to capture the Akechi Harem*

NOOOOO!

Oh no! Don't worry about the ghost! He's a good friend of mine! How have you been Akira!

After taking a deep breath to recompose himself, Akira focuses all his attention on his Akechis. He smiled upon seeing Pancake_Knight conjure up pancakes of thin air and gave the other a well-mannered pat on the head. "Thank you, Pancake_Knight. You've done well on blessing this world with pancakes. If you don't mind, would you please share some with Akechi-Kun? He's been waiting for his pancakes after all. I'm sorry for being home late."

Gladly Akira! I shall use my abilities for the good of all Akechis!

*PK then summons millions of pancakes filling the whole room with them, people might drown in pancakes at this rate!

The young man felt pancakes filling up his living room. He even had to pull a few pancakes from under his own shirt. How they got there? No idea. Don't ask him. He made his way over to Pancake_Knight and tried to calm the other down. "Pancake_Knight! If you fill up the room with this many pancakes, we can't enjoy them for later! What if we run out of pancakes!" Akira's voice dropped to a low whimper. "What if we can no longer enjoy pancakes together? I think it's time to stop the pancake summoning for now."

*Akechi accepsts the pancakes and begins eating them*
Thank you @Pancake_Knight and Akira tell me, how did that strange man manage to get in and try to bribe me with his questionable pancakes?

THEN WE SHALL CONSUME THE PROTEIN OFF EACH OTHER's SKIN...

Ah! I forgot how my powers worked! I shall fix my mistake!

*PK then begins to consumes all the pancakes at an incredible speed, he shows no sign of stopping as the mountain of pancakes begin to decrease, eventually leaving only a small pile

Now with the situation calmed down, Akira happily wedged himself between both Akechi_Kun and Pancake_Knight so that they may get their fair share of their new daddy. Upon hearing Akechi_Kun's question, Akira's face dropped. Was he being a bad daddy already? No, he could still fix this. He won't give up on Akechi like Shido or Pancake_Knight's trap father!

"Listen to me, my dear Akechis. The world is a dangerous place. Not everything is filled with pancakes and love. Sometimes there are those who really, really love Akechi so much that they want them for themselves. They will lure you with pancakes and try as they might if they're not someone you trust. Do not go with them. Their pancake may be tempting but it's not filled with love. That's what makes a good pancake after all."

Akira then paused. "Do I also have to feed the ghost or is that optional?"

I shall find protein on my own...No matter where it is I shall find it.

*Ghost Akihiko takes out a giant bin of protein powder and begins eating it with his hands showing no sign of stopping.*

I understand Akira! I have beat back many evil people before! Including Greed! And even the distorted desires of the Pancake God! Just like the Phantom Thieves! Isn't that cool!

Ryuji walked in and grumbled "Hey wheres my waffels?!"

Akira gasped upon hearing Ryuji say waffles in the sacred house of pancakes. An offended look plastered on Akira's face as he covered the ears of both Akechi_Kun and Pancake_Knight.

"Ryuji... I thought you were bae..." Akira sniffled. Who knew his dreams of eating pancakes happily as the Phantom Thieves plus the Akechis. Akira turned his head away from Ryuji.

"Now you're just fam..."

"nooo...why!??!" he said before exploding into millions of pancakes

Akira looked at his bae now-turned fam. He hate to waste pancakes but those were mancakes from a waffle loving heathen. Sighing, Akira went to go get his broom and explained to the Akechi why mancakes were not acceptable. They were not pure pancakes and may taste just as terrible as waffles. "Only the best for my boys." Akira hummed as he brushed away Ryuji's remains.

Oh no! Ryuji! I can accept pancakes and waffles as equals though dad! In fact my persona is Waffles!

"Oh I see." Akira sighed. "I'm really messing up with this whole daddy thing. I just really want the best for you Akechis and to live in happiness and pancakes." Akira down on the couch with a small thud. "I will try my very best for you!"

I'll do my best too! I have to protect everyone here in the Nexus after all! You won't get hurt with me around Akira! Now I should be going! I'll see you around Akira!

*PK then steps outside, forgetting there are stairs he falls down them hitting his head, before getting up and brushing himself off, and then he walks off into the sunset, there goes my hero.

Akira watched as Pancake_Knight left the household. A single hot tear streaked his face as Panake_Knight so bravely ventured outside their little house. As much as Akira didn't want it, he knew he had to let the other go. Trying to hold back from sobbing in front of the other Akechis, Akira let out one last sniffle and smiled upon the sunset. Pancake_Knight was a true man. A true knight.

"They grow up so fast." Akira sniffled once more.

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