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Shiza_Salad
Shiza's Nightclub and Bar: Dancing All Night
*Once again, the club's doors are open, and the sound of loud EDM and thumping bass can be heard outside. From outside the club, a ghastly red light brightens the nearby sidewalk, while a fog flows out onto the street. Enter?*
Kuudere
*A child is chasing a butterfly outside, when he hears the loud, pulsing music, and turns towards the club*

oooooh... What's this? Is this some kinda weird music? Maybe I can learn a thing or two.....

*The child walks into the club, attempting to imitate the sounds of the bass as he goes*
Nyarloli
*Nyarloli is skipping along the sidewalk, plotting the inevitable demise of the human race when she notices the lights,

Ehhh? Whats that! I wonder whats inside!

*Nyarloli then skips into the club, distracted by all the flashing lights
Shiza_Salad
*When you walk inside, the strobe lights flash, blinding you as your eyes attempt to adjust. Once they do, the club is a dazzling sight, with a large stage set up for performers, and a bar off to the side. Shiza stands behind the bar, mixing drinks for various patrons and tending to the usual needs of the bar*
Aincrad_Hazel
Aincrad grins and runs up to Shiza. "Okay so I must know where the control center is, this place is awesome, and I would love to play around with the lights and sound!" He gives Shiza puppy dog eyes. "Pretttttyyyyy pleaaaassseeee?!"
Nyarloli
*Nyarloli is distracted from all the lights and sounds, kinda walking around in a daze before bumping into a bar stool, not noticing it's a chair, however, thinking it's a person from all the smoke, yelling out at it

Hey! Watch where you are going! I am Nyarlytheop! the Crawling Chaos!

Shiza_Salad
*Shiza does a pointing motion, and the music turns up a bit. He then turns to Aincrad.*

You're Shadow right? God I can never remember that. Sure, I'll show you it, but on one condition...
Kuudere
*Kuu blinks a few times as his eyes adjust. He manages to wander over to the stage, and looks at it for a while. Still imitating the sound of the bass*
Aincrad_Hazel
Aincrad nods and looks around in awe. "Yeah confusing I know and name it! This is my life right here and so much fun!" He chuckles while shouting that over the music.
Shiza_Salad
*Shiza grins*

Well, I'll show it to you, but my condition is you can take the job I have to run it. I'm a bit short on staff...
Aincrad_Hazel
Aincrad grins and looks at the equipment. "And get to play with toys like these? All you had to do was ask. Though I will say, my music tastes are a bit... Different than most, but I'm up for this!"
BonafideMonafide04
*walks in in a cat suit*
Huh. Cool, Nya.
Nyarloli
*Nyarly then laughs in the face of the chair, proving her dominance over the wooden creature! Behold! the might of The Crawling Chaos!

This is just another step in my journey to destroy mankind! I have destroyed one such human with just my words alone! Hahaha!

*Nyarly then kicks the wooden person, realizing it's made of wood and sitting on it

W-w-well! This shall serve as my base of operations!
Shiza_Salad
*Shiza casts him a warm smile*

Yeah, you can have the job, but play the edm stuff to keep everyone satisfied. Speaking of which...

*Shiza messes with the knobs and dials, switching the songs*

Song:
BonafideMonafide04
*walks up to shiza*
Sup Shi!
Aincrad_Hazel
Aincrad chuckles nervously and walks over and starts playing with the lights to the rhythm. "Guess it's a bad thing I don't actually listen to much Edm, but I think I know a few artists who can help."
Shiza_Salad
*Shiza waves to Bona from up on the stage. He says something, but it's inaudible over the music*

*He turns to Aicrad*

Let this play, then knock 'em dead!

*we walks back behind the counter and drinks a beer*
Kuudere
*Kuu walks up onto the stage, and begins singing along with the music, though he seems unsure of what to do*
Shiza_Salad
*He, not we
Shiza_Salad
*He looks at the girl sitting at the bar*

You want anything?
Shiza_Salad
*He looks toward Kuu and yells toward him*

Get down from there! Staff and acts only!
BonafideMonafide04
What's that dude? I can't hear you!
Aincrad_Hazel
Aincrad yells back. "Well if my choice of music is anything to go by, dead is the most appropriate word!"
Shiza_Salad
*Shiza chuckles to himself about Aicrad's comment. He then repeats himself to Bona*

Hey man! How're you?! Have you seen Yang?!
Nyarloli
Yes! I'll have a soul of the damned! Make it really sweet though! I should celebrate the conquering of this chair! This marks the first step in Nyarlytheop's Campaign!
Shiza_Salad
*Shiza facepalms*

Miss, we don't carry that.
Kuudere
*Kuu can hardly hear Shiza over the music, so he walks off the stage and towards the bar*

WHAT WAS THAT BLONDE GUY? I CAN'T SEEM TO HEAR YOU IN HERE.
Aincrad_Hazel
"Make her a virgin strawberry daiquiri! It'll look like chunky blood and taste like heaven!" Aincrad shouts when noticing Nyarloli. Turning back he start playing around again.
Nyarloli
Oh...

*Nyarly seems a bit down, realizing that puny mortals don't carry Cthulu Mythos drinks, of course, they wouldn't, why would they sell the screams of the damned? Or the tormented heart of children? At any rate, Nyarly then looks back up

Well then give me the sweetest thing you have!

*Nyarly swings her legs on the stool, they don't even touch the ground, however...
Shiza_Salad
*Shiza makes the virgin strawberry daiquiri*

Here you are Miss. Sorry we don't carry that. I would, but I've lost my magic.
Leonardo_Watch
*Leo walks in with his eyes closed as usual. He looks around the night club unsure what to make of it.*

Oh, a night club...This world seems to have a thing for late night hang out spots.
Shiza_Salad
*Shiza turns to Kuu*

All I said was to step down from the stage. You want anything, by the way?
BonafideMonafide04
Yeah I've seen her! I'm good!
Aincrad_Hazel
Tilting his head Aincrad snaps and yells back to Shiza. "Tell me if this works! The artist does a lot of this dubsteppy Edm stuff!" With that he changes the knobs and puts on a new song.

Kuudere
*Kuu looks around the bar, trying to take in the sights*

I dunno.. What is this place anyways? I just kinda wandered in here. Your music's weird. Its very, very loud.
Shiza_Salad
If you see her again, send her here. I'm sure she'd love it. Anyway Bona, what can i get you?
Shiza_Salad
@Kuudere
It's called EDM. It's synthetic music made with prerecorded samples. Also, this is a nightclub. We play this kind of stuff.
Nyarloli
*Nyarly then looks at the drink, marveling at the pretty color, dipping her finger into it and having a taste

Ooh! Yummy! This is pretty good! Nom!

*Nyarly then starts to drink the entire thing, almost choking in the process but still drinks it all, before speaking to Shiza

So whats your name! I don't typically talk to humans but you made me this drink! What was it again? Virgin Strawberry Dakimakura?
Shiza_Salad
*Shiza smiles, holding his hand out*

The name's Shiza. I'm just a immortal bartender and assassin. Nice to make your acquaintance. It was a Virgin Strawberry Daiquiri. I'm glad you liked it. Would you like another?
BonafideMonafide04
Anything chocolatey.
Aincrad_Hazel
Aincrad chuckles and keeps playing with the lights. "I guess it does work! Sweet!"
Tsugumi-Chan
*she enters the club, walking to the bar and leaning against it* Hey, guys! Never been to a nightclub in a while. Last time I was in one was when I beat the hell out of Junior and his goons. Ah, good times..
Leonardo_Watch
*Leo looks around before walking to a corner where a both is and sitting down.*

I don't really like places like this but since I'm here I might as well take a breather.
BonafideMonafide04
Well speaking of yang, Nya, there she is.
Shiza_Salad
@Aicrad_Hazel
*Shiza motions to Aicrad to look at the two-way radio next to him*

This is fine, I guess. Just to be sure, how about I pick the songs...?

@BonafiedMonafied
*He hands him a chocolate milkshake*

Here you go.
Nyarloli
Nice to meet you Mr.Shiza! I am Nyarlytheop! The Crawling Chaos! I am here to destroy Humanity!

*Nyarly then jumps up from her seat and does a Sentai pose. it looks surprisingly good amidst all the lights and fog, before jumping back into her seat, struggling to get up before take his hand

Your cool though! So maybe ill kill you last?
Aincrad_Hazel
Aincrad chuckles and responds. "Fine but I have one more that I'm sure Yang will love. Don't worry, you can take credit if she likes it. Sound good?"
Shiza_Salad
@Tsugumi-Chan
Hey babe. How've you been?
Shiza_Salad
@Nyarloli
*Shiza chuckles nervously*

O-Okay. Uh...I've got a few friends who'd try to stop you for that, but you seem alright. Don't hurt any of my friends though. Start with everyone else. If you do, you'll get ore free drinks.
Tsugumi-Chan
I've been good.... Did some bounty hunting, got ambushed, I'm all good, though~ *she hugs Shiza, but her hat falls off, her cat ears exposed*
BonafideMonafide04
*chugs the milkshake*
Shiza_Salad
@Tsugumi-Chan
*Shiza stares at the cat ears and pats them*

Since when did this happen?

@Aicrad_Hazel
Sure, I guess. Why not. If you start driving away patrons, though, it's SO coming out of your paycheck.
Kuroumi
*Kuro walks in, the blue fur of her coat glowing due to the lights. Taking a seat at the bar, she waves at Shiza.*

Nice place, good music too. I'll take a Bloody Mary.
Ruby_Rose
(I honestly don't know what to do here)
Shiza_Salad
*Mixes Kuro her Bloody Mary, and slides it to her*

Here you are Kuro, and thanks. I think it's a trade-up from Leblanc, but only time will tell. Ah, the memories.
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: just walk in
Shiza_Salad
OOC: Just show up and wing it.
Aincrad_Hazel
"Wait I get a paycheck?! I thought I was doing this for free!" Aincrad chuckles and starts a new song. "Enjoy yourself Shiza!"

Tsugumi-Chan
*she flushes as she's pet* Eh... A week or so ago...
Ruby_Rose
*I walk in and sit down somewhere* (Hi yang)
BonafideMonafide04
It happened a while ago. Happened to me too. *points out his tail and cat ears*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she notices Ruby and waves* Hey, sis!
Kuroumi
*She drinks half the Bloody Mary, looking around the nightclub.*

LeBlanc was nice, but this more me. EDM music, a bar, all that jazz. I think this a step up for you, Shiza.
Shiza_Salad
@BonafiedMonafied04
*Smiles at Bona*

Not one word about what I said, got it?

*He makes a slicing motion on his neck*

@Aincrad_Hazel
Hell yeah I'm paying you! That'd be a dick move otherwise.

@Ruby_Rose
Greetings Miss. Would you like anything?
Ruby_Rose
*I look around hearing loud music all over staying silent*
Shiza_Salad
@Kuroumi
Yeah, I think so too. Still, Leblanc carries so many memories.
BonafideMonafide04
Of course bruh.
Ruby_Rose
@Shiza_Salad I'm something to drink
Tsugumi-Chan
*a wave of nostalgia washes over Yang* Wow, never heard this song since I beat Junior.
Aincrad_Hazel
He chuckles and plays quite a bit of strobe. "Dude I'm doing this for fun, not as a job. You're basically giving me a free sundae, then giving me a a free banana split to top it off. You don't really need to pay me."
Shiza_Salad
@Tsugumi-Chan
*Shiza winks at Yang*

My idea.
Shiza_Salad
@Aincrad_Hazel
Oh c'mon, just take the money. You're making me feel guilty.
Aincrad_Hazel
He grins and nods even if it doesn't matter. "Gotcha boss, what's next on the song list? And do we want a request sheet?"
Kuroumi
Yeah.... It was nice while it lasted.

*Drinking the remains of her Bloody Mary, she enjoys the music and nightclub.*
Shiza_Salad
@Aincrad_Hazel
Next song'll be Syndrome by Code Pandorum and Nasko. That sheet'll be helpful too.
Shiza_Salad
*Shiza yawns, then stretches*

Alright guys. I'm going to go to my office and go to sleep. Aincrad's in charge. I'll be back tomorrow. Goodnight.

*Shiza walks further behind the counter and up a flight of steps, disappearing*
Shiza_Salad
OOC: Seriously though, goodnight. See y'all tomorrow.
Tsugumi-Chan
(Goodnight)
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: night
Aincrad_Hazel
Aincrad steps up behind the counter awkwardly. "Ello folks, so I guess I'm in charge then. Go figure." He puts down a song request sheet on the counter. "That way y'all get input for the music choice. Anyways who wants a drink?!"

Shadow forms by the console and plays Syndrome.

Aincrad_Hazel
(Night bud)
BonafideMonafide04
I'll have another one of those chocolate milk shakes.
Kuroumi
OOC: Nighto Ceasar Salad.
Aincrad_Hazel
"One bonafide chocolate milkshake coming right up!" Grinning he grabs the ingredients spinning and twirling them while mixing them together then hands Bonanthe finished product. "Enjoy!"
BonafideMonafide04
Thanks. *chuggs it again*
Aincrad_Hazel
"No problem mi amigo." He leans back against the counter. "Really like those huh?"
Tsugumi-Chan
*she smiles* Yo, Strawberry Sunrise, no ice. Oh, and one of those little umbrellas.
BonafideMonafide04
I'm a chocoholic, I adore chocolate.
Kuroumi
*Enjoying the music for a few more moments, she leaves quietly. There's a note where she was before that just says "Have fun."*
Aincrad_Hazel
Aincrad nods and makes one Strawberry Sunrise. "On sunrise for the sun of Shizas life coming right up!" Grinning he slides the finished drink down to Yang. "Hope it's up to par."

He then turns to Bona. "Yeah I get that. I'm the same with caramel and strawberry."
Aincrad_Hazel
He grabs the paper and nods. "Thanks Kuro."
Tsugumi-Chan
*she laughs* Thanks, Aincrad. *she gulps the drink down*
Aincrad_Hazel
Aincrad tips his cap. "Anytime Yang." He then nods over to Shadow. "Got any good music choices? Our tastes aren't exactly Edm."
Orochi
*he walks in tired*

Augh... so tired...
Aincrad_Hazel
"Welcome bud." Aincrad turns t Orochi. "Anything I can do for you today?"
Orochi
Sencha tea please. I am traning for a tournament. But with the Blaclstone Legion slithering about, I have to do it on the dead of night.
Aincrad_Hazel
He looks around the counter. "I'm pretty sure all we have here is alcohol based, but I can try and whip you up something relaxing nonetheless."
Orochi
Thank you. It makes me feel uneased and unbalanced when I am beyond of what my liver could handle.
Aincrad_Hazel
Aincrad nods and starts mixing a few of the nonalcoholic drinks together. "Here try this. Warm and soothing. Just don't ask what's in it. It's my own secret recipe."
Orochi
*he lowers his facemask and takes a sip*

Mmm... both sweet and bitter...
Aincrad_Hazel
Aincrad smiles. "Glad you enjoyed it. So what brings you to around these parts?"
Orochi
I was called upon my lord to defend a monestary from the Blackstone Legion. Me and the few twenty archers repelled them off.
Aincrad_Hazel
Aincrad nods and leans forward. "Never really heard of this legion before, what exactly are they like?"
corbin
*enters*
BonafideMonafide04
Yo Corbin.
corbin
*sits down at the booth and sighs, begins to talk to myself*

great.. their back
BonafideMonafide04
You mean the stupid metal Corbins?
corbin
*shakes my head in a no and shows bona a video*

https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=9748
BonafideMonafide04
Oh. That's just idiots being idiots Corbin, don't mind them. *airhorns go off and swag glasses fall onto Bonas face*
corbin
... *gets up and leaves*
BonafideMonafide04
OK then bye I guess.
BonafideMonafide04
*thinks to himself* well this is awkward...
Orochi
*he finishes his drink and turns to Aincrad*

Sorry my friend. The Blackstone Legion are war hungering warriors. Men and women who lusts over the ideals of conflict. Apollyon is their leader.
boom
*enters the nightclub and goses to the bar area, soon sits on the booth*
BonafideMonafide04
Hey boom.
boom
*waves to bona before looks at orochi*

i killed some of the blackstone legion's men. they almost step on my cat
BonafideMonafide04
You really care about that cat, huh. Can I pet them?
boom
right now kitty is at my house. *throws my keys to bona* you can go to my house and pet him.. warning i trained him to use a knife, so the moment you enter the house say i am a friend of boom
BonafideMonafide04
*the keys hit bona in the face and he faints from the blow, kappa appears and turns into bona*
Yeesh, thats gotta hurt. *kappa picks up the real bona and takes him to booms house and a Bona clone takes their place*
Orochi
*looks at Bona*

Why are you a feline? I had that question in my head for a while.
boom
*thinks "she gets knocked out from a key, now that's kinda weak"*
BonafideMonafide04
B?: Oh, magic. I just kinda got turned into one.
BonafideMonafide04
B?: Trust me boom, Bonas way stronger than that. It's just one of his off days today.
Orochi
... I never heard of such magic, only thought the gods Susanoo-no-Mikoto, Izanagi and Amaterasu-Ō-Mi-Kami hold the domain of magic.
boom
*gets up*

by the way orochi. naho has the power of lightning

*leaves*
BonafideMonafide04
B?: Well this world is different than yours. Here, many people hold magic, including me. *suddenly a fire bursts in his hand* See?
Orochi
We use only the power of iron, steel and fire to makes us strong.
BonafideMonafide04
B?: Yeah, here is different. We use all types of magic here.
Orochi
Interesting. I'll make not of this.

*he pulls out an inkwell and scroll and writes in it*