Mario: Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a no gay kiddie pool, eh Luigi?
Luigi: I hope she made lots of no gayhetti!
Mario: Luigi, look!
[points to a gay on the gay]
Mario: It's from stinky bad gay!
[reads]
Mario: Dear pesky plumbers; the gayalings and stinky dumb gay have taken over the Kiddie pool Kingdom! The Princess is now a permanent gay at one of my seven gay bar Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!