Dear Lucifer
It might be obvious by now, but, I have deep feelings for you.
You don't know a lot about me, but I've been aspiring to be a chaosfag even before I met you. Ever since I saw you, I always knew we had a hidden bond that we were destined to have. A bond that lovers have.
I reach out my hand, and hope that we can go together on a journey, become amazing asshats, bring justice to the world, and continue our legacy.
I love you more than anything, and only you matter. I urge you to accept me and only me. I will always defeat anyone who threatens your life, or our love.
With great love,
YHVH