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The only Palace that matters is my personal crib, baby.
Entrance quotes?
To Stranger: &quot;Bitch, you stepping to the Baron?&quot; To Friends: &quot;Yo, my man. Let's dance, homie.&quot; To Enemies: &quot;Oh ain't leavin' here alive, motherfucker.&quot; To Self: &quot;There's only one Baron, hoe, and it ain't you.&quot; To Jack Cayman: &quot;Hunter man Jack. Come one, bitch&quot;<div class='edited'>(edited by Black_Baron)</div>
Colosseum of Challengers - Red Capote
You better be payin me for this.
Colosseum of Challengers - Red Capote
What's the matter? Not able to get it up? Guess you skeletons don't really have what it takes, eh? This bitch is beyond limp. Ha ha ha. *The Baron then watches the cow enter the arena and bursts out laughing* This is the big threat, eh? Got beef with us or something? One Sunday roast, coming up. Ha ha ha ha.<div class='edited'>(edited by Black_Baron)</div>
Colosseum of Challengers - Red Capote
Urgh. Annoying mother... *The Baron attacks with a flurry of punches.*
Colosseum of Challengers - Red Capote
At least I have an ass, you bony motherfucker. I guess all that air passing pass those empty legs of yours has some purpose, cause your a fuckin wind bag. I bet ya- whoa! *The baron is taken aback as a hoof lands in front of him* The hell was that? This cow trying to lay the smack down on the baron? I don't think so. *The baron attempts to punch the cow in the face*
Colosseum of Challengers - Red Capote
You can't say we lost when you never entered he playing field, my man. Come down here and play. *The Baron cracks his knuckles.* Unless you're scared.
Colosseum of Challengers - Red Capote
*The baron walks to the arena wall, tapping where he hit the Matdor on his own face* Take a look in the mirror, skele-boy. I branded your bone with the bird on my bitchin gauntlet. You're my bitch now. Right at the end of 30 seconds as well, if I counted correctly.<div class='edited'>(edited by Black_Baron)</div>
Colosseum of Challengers - Red Capote
I beat the skeletor I challenged with one blow in 30 seconds. The Baron keeps his promises, my man. I also remember debts. *The Baron walks off, smiling and talking to himself.* That cow thing could be a new bloodbath challenge. Ooh, I wonder how this town would deal with Deathwatch? Oh ho ho. A new game is forming in my head. Oh, Baby. This is gonna be good.
Colosseum of Challengers - Red Capote
Aw, you did not say that. Bitch, you want to come down here instead of staying out my reach? I'll pimp slap yo ass back to the mausoleum.

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