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Orphan appreciation thread
Owo could three orphans pwease go into this thread swwoo I can kidnwap I mean give you a hug plz?
Totally Not Evil Café
<i>The barista, Frank Innocent, begins cleaning a coffee mug as he begins to plot his next scheme I mean open the café. He slowly turns the sign from "closed" to "open" and awaits customers to fill in the empty space </i>
Oh, how I hate orphans...
Mmmmm Im dead
Yes, come to my totally not evil café.
Mmmmm Im dead
Tatsuya gave you advice? I'm sorry to say, but that guy is a diehard troll
Totally Not Evil Café
<i>Frank eyes the man with the hammer.</i>
Woah, that hammer looks big enough to smash an orphan. I'll get started on that tea, how would you like it?
<i>Mr. Innocent glares at Ghost Akihiko </i>
You must be mistaken, sir, there are no orphans here.<div class='edited'>(edited by Count_Olaf)</div>
Totally Not Evil Café
"Sorry, sir, but you have obviously been misinformed. There are certainly no orphans in the basement of this establishment, for my name isn't Frank Innocent."<div class='edited'>(edited by Count_Olaf)</div>
Mmmmm Im dead
<quote user="Garden_of_Rosie">How would you know? You only joined a few hours ago (unless you're telling me this from a new alt)</quote>
He is infamous on Tumbler
Totally Not Evil Café
"My name? That would be Count Olafffff... rank Innocent! Yes, that was I said, as that is my name!"
What is your favorite animal?
Orphans because of the tremendous fortune they come with.
What You Failed To Mention Forum Game
What you forgot to mention is you have procrastinated on studying for your trigonometry regents exam so you have to stay up all night
I was once an actor
Aki's Palace Icons
Cringe
Petition to Change Mish's Heart
His villainy must come to an end!
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