<i>Dave Mustaine has returned from touring. Jack In the Box is open and there's weed and discount Munchie Meals everywhere. Dave Mustaine was the new CEO of Jack In the Box Japan so he could make this happen, he was that great Megadeth albums are playing in the background and the place already smelled like weed and deep fried food. The strippers were dancing on the counters Dave Mustaine lights up, puffs and then takes a bite out of his Bacon Buttery Jack (exclusive at Jack In the Box). The Jack hat suited him perfectly. When the night came this place would light up the entirety of Tokyo Dave Mustaine was happy and all the doors open</i> Eyyy come join the party

And I'm all out of dank

With thrash metal. <br> <br> And weed.

I'm pure thrash. <br> <br> Got any weed?

Living a happy life means enjoying thrash metal, going to Megadeth concerts and doing hip drugs <br> <br> Listen to a lot of metal (especially Megadeth) and do as many drugs as you can <br> <br> Anybody got any weed

*The crowd was gathered at Taco Bell. They all eat their $4.99 dollar Cravings Big Boxes and supreme tacos as they wait for the appearance of the greatest band ever* <br> <br> *Dave Mustaine is in the back getting his makeup done by Taco Bell employees. The rest of the band is ready.* <br> <br> *Dave lights up a doobie. He smokes it. He's dank as fuck.* <br> <br> *Dave grabs his guitar and wipes the coke off his pants.* <br> <br> *Megadeth come out surrounded by strippers. The crowd roars.* <br> <br> *They play A Tout or Monde while strippers dance and throw Taco Bell special sauce at the crowd.* <br> <br> *This is a cool RP thread.*

You thought it was Polaris that killed Naho <br> <br> BUT IT WAS I, DAVE MUSTAINE