I've come to make an announcement: Edelgard’s a bitch-ass motherfucker. She invaded my fucking kingdom. That's right. She took her empress fuckin' giant army out and she invaded my FUCKING kingdom, and she said her army was THIS BIG, and I said that's no match for the Church of Seiros.. So I'm making a callout post to all of Fodlan. Edelgard, you got a weak army. It's the size of this Alliance except WAY weaker. And guess what? Here's what my army looks like. That's right, baby. Small numbers, no supporters, no proper leader, look at that, it looks like two former students and a professor. She invaded my kingdom, so guess what? I'm gonna invade the empire! That's right, this is what you get! My FRIEND’S CREST OF FLAMES! Except I'm not gonna rule over the Empire. I'm gonna go higher. I'm going to unite ALL OF FODLAN!!! How do you like that, OBAMA? YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before Byleth miraculously gains ANOTHER bullshit OP power, now get out of my fucking sight before I rebel against you too!