All are welcome into my holy mass. Rejoice!

This Nibba mortal seems especially receptive to my holy powers. Perhaps I will make you my disciple, one fit to spread the gospel of the Forehead of Haru!

Yes, yes! Your forehead resonance is astounding! The Forehead of Haru is pleased!

Ahhhhh. I can sense your power running down my forehead. You are surely the one that will inherit my power on this mortal plane. By the power invested in me, and through the united force of the myriad of foreheads scattered throughout time and space, take the power of the forehead unto yourself and use it to spread your seed until all are assimilated.

Fufufufu. I see there are mortals here that recognise my power. Rejoice! For you shall attain paradise within the Forehead of Haru!

Of course! And I shall join you. It is always becoming of a god to crack open a cold one with the disciples!

This cracking is certainly a cold one, would you say boys? FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUUUUUUUUUU!

.....Nibba what? I hope your dumb ass doesn't expect me to reply to this. I'm a fucking forehead not some fanfic writer. Fuck outta here with this shit. You ain't invited to crack open a cold one no more. Smh

Of course! Let us feast and drink in celebration of the Great Assimilation!

I would let Inari fecalpost on my forehead jus sayin'