Completely satire! Sorry if that wasn't clear enough!

Ah sorry, it's a Monster Hunter meme. I'll try to keep it in mind!

<i>A very french hunter wielding a insect glaive made of bread with a winged croissant on his arm approaches the dessert, feeling the heat he downs a cool drink before looking around</i> Sors, sors!<div class='edited'>(edited by Je_Suis_Monte)</div>

Oh non! <i>Cursing his knife was deflected, Monte shakes it off as he continues to run at the Diabalos after the wind storm, jumping into the air with the help of his Glaive and trying to mount it by holding onto its horns!</i>

<i>A man wearing a red cap with a moustache carrying a giant baguette with a winged croissant on his arm walks into the area, hearing about a Nargacuga in the area, checking his pockets and pulling out a red can, popping it open and downing it. A hot drink to be exact.</i> Une boisson chaude pour garder le froid loin! Maintenant! Chasser! <i>With that phrase said he runs in with reckless abandon, into the ice castle he goes!</i><div class='edited'>(edited by Je_Suis_Monte)</div>

<i>Monte watches the other hunters attack and charges in as well! Throwing his kinsect straight at the beasts head to extract juice before calling it back and striking with a poke of the glaive first!</i> Haha! Un adversaire digne! <i>However the gust of wind stops him in his steps, opting to check his bag for a throwing knife and clicking it into his slinger, aiming for the eyes before shooting one right at it!</i> Comment allez-vous attaquer sans vision!<div class='edited'>(edited by Je_Suis_Monte)</div>

<i>The French hunter takes his time to get to the scene of the crime, hiding behind a mound of sand as he watches from afar, inching closer and closer </i>

<i>Monte smiles at the other hunter as he sheathes his weapon, bowing for a second before perking up and speaking to Milo</i> Bonjour! Je suis Monté! C'était une belle chasse! Plaisir de faire votre connaissance! <i>Monte then reaches into his pocket and hands Milo a card, a guild card to be exact with all of Monte's information. Before speaking once again</i> Maintenant, qu'est-ce qu'il y a avec ce vaisseau? Venez-vous du Nouveau Monde? <spoiler>big oof, cya</spoiler>

Hon hon hon! Je suis Monté! <i>Monté begins to stab it with his glaive, however, when the beast falls over, Monte gets thrown off and stands around awkwardly, looking at the others curiously.</i>