Hello there all, I am Kasumi Yoshizawa of the Phantom Thieves of Hearts, and I'd like to introduce myself as the new Phantom Thief.

I hate this. I hate you. Bleach my eyes and steal my heart, literally. Not even nudes of our handsome leader can save my eyes, or erase these nightmares.

<quote user="Archer4534">I wonder if Kasumi has nice skin too</quote>I... don't know how to feel about this. My skin is definitely, uh, skin, but I'm not quite sure what your threshold of 'nice skin' is. Also, that's really weird, please stop.

<quote user="Archer4534">Kasumi is new best girl</quote>That's awfully kind of you to say, Mr. Archer4534, but I'm afraid I can't reciprocate those emotions for you, or anyone who isn't the hunk of a leader of the Phantom Thieves of Hearts.

I sincerely hope that Atlus-sama decides to put me in as well, as I believe I deserve a spotlight as the newest edition to the Phantom Thieves.

Mr. Teddie-Anon, I'm so hurt. Even if you don't know much about me yet, can't you at least have high hopes for me? I'll try my best not to let you down! <quote user="Archer4534">Kasumi is best girl</quote><quote user="Archer4534">Makoto Niijima and Kasumi r best waifus</quote>And once again, thanks for the compliments, but I can't return the favour.

Wh-what are you talking about Mr. Sarinman!? What do you mean by paradox!?

I could ask you the same question.

<quote user="Archer4534">I'll steal Kasumi's heart</quote>I'm not sure how many times I have to tell you this, Mr. Archer, but I do not feel that way for you, nor will I ever. Sorry.

This is atrocious and never before have I hated myself so much. Please burn these images, and then yourself.