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Epic Kidz Bop Announcement!
To all our fans, we will be singing songs from Dan Schneider, the hit <span class="through">pedophile</span> producer of wonderful shows such as Victorious and iCarly. We're also going to be doing a cover of many Big Time Rush songs! Look out on April 31st this year for our next concert Kidz Boppers!
Kidz Bop Kids are here again!
Sorry Kidz Bop fans, we were busy making our newest album. It's still in the works somehow, but we promise that it'll come out sounding super dope. <i>*Hits the quan.*</i> -From the Kidz Bop Kids.
Letters with the Kidz Bop Kids!
Alana: U Isaiah: R Jacob: M Julianna: O Layla: M Liv: G <spoiler>Stephen: <b>WE'RE THE KIDZ BOP KIDS</b></spoiler>
Story from one of our Fans!
&quot;The Kidz Bop Kidz went on tour. They went all around the world. Everyone obviously came to see them. Their audience was totally above the age of 7, and weren't also facebook moms. One of them sung one song. Everybody died. The End.&quot; ~Jacob Satorious and Jojo Siwa
The Ideal 7 Rings Experience
<b>No bubble bursting</b> https://i.pinimg.com/736x/06/d5/43/06d543a8e15cfdac40abb07b4f43be11--kawaii-things-cute-things.jpg <b>Girls with dreams</b> https://c8.alamy.com/comp/P8CA46/teen-girl-crosses-fingers-to-fulfill-a-dream-P8CA46.jpg Matching diamonds <b>so they know what this is</b> https://www.myjewelrysource.com/images-rings/pinksapphire/gr5904-pinksapphire-diamond-engagementset.jpg <b>Stacks real fast</b> https://improve.dk/mainevent3/partay13_2.jpg And last but not least, the art of Communism. May we stand today for our lord and savior Stalin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJdz3i44dIc
Hi, We're the Kidz Bop Kidz!
Have you ever ridden on one of your organs? Well, we did, when we Kidz Bop-ified the hit song Old Town Road by Lil Nas X. Family Friendly Content is always a must on Kidz Bop. Just ask this guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBIF1orEljI
The Black Blood runs
<i>The Kidz Bop Kids were on tour today, and were visiting Japan even though they probably wouldn't know any Japanese in the first place. God forbid knows how Shujin let them in. They were in the hallway when they saw the totally not kid friendly girl.</i> Alana: &quot;Oh, hi.&quot; Isiah: &quot;Woah, it couldn't be.&quot; Jacob: &quot;Couldn't be what?&quot; Juliana: &quot;Who else but the mysterious freelancer? Black Liquid!&quot; Layla: &quot;Wait, who?&quot; Liv: &quot;I have no idea girl.&quot; Stephen (shouts at the top of his lungs): <b>&quot;We're the Kidz Bop Kids!&quot;</b>
The Black Blood runs
This is a really good paragraph, but it's totally not kid friendly man. So let's Kidz Bop-ify that so that anyone can enjoy this opening sentence that you epically made with your own wicked mind! <i>She was all over news, words of her splattered in every magazine like apple juice on a carpet, anywhere from one page to the entire thing, teachers spoke about her, students spoke about her, everlyone spoke about her, she was legendary then, the epic game ender Black Liquid, she had started to become more of a hit than even the phantom stealers of hearts, though when A calling card appeared near when Black Liquid appeared it was even more of a hit</i>
The Black Blood runs
<i>They all look at the teacher, and then at each other. Then they laugh. It was like they did nothing wrong...because they're the Kidz Bop Kids.</i> Alana: &quot;Hi teach. Gotta bounce.&quot; Isiah: &quot;You heard her. Bye.&quot; Jacob: &quot;Take this L (no offense).&quot; Juliana: &quot;Guys, I'm telling you, it's the Mysterious Freelancer, Black Liquid!&quot; Layla: &quot;Uh, who?&quot; Liv: &quot;What? Girl, speak up. Tell the press about this.&quot; Stephen (shouts at the top of his lungs): <b>&quot;WE'RE THE KIDZ BOP KIDS!&quot;</b> <i>They left afterwards. No explanation needed.</i>
Hi, We're the Mini Pop Kids!
Oh, it's Mini Pop! Hi, how you been? I'm glad that I got to remember you, because I'm pretty sure no one else did. You're welcome by the way.
Children in the back yelling &quot;McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!&quot; Wyd?
Go on a detour and say you're taking them to Wendy's only to end up in a Kidz Bop concert
How powerful are the kidz bop kids?
Sorry, gotta vanish like your dad. Bye loving fans of ours!
creeper
You tried. Have the Kidz Bop seal of approval. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oFmW4LiIcF4/mqdefault.jpg You get Mini Pop because we couldn't afford to give you an actual seal of approval. Sorry for your loss.<div class='edited'>(edited by Kidz_Bop)</div>
How powerful are the kidz bop kids?
Glad to know that we have fans! Don't worry, our latest Kidz Bop album will contain the most fire songs just for you.
Last Post Wins: New Year Edition
With Kidz Bop Magic, there's no way this <i>lit</i> thread will ever be game ended.
Claudesite
What about a Kidz Bop collab? That'd be <b>rad</b>.

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