Sorry I haven't been around lately, but my dad has been in the hospital lately, and I've just been too stressed to go online. <br> <br> He's recovered now, and they're just keeping him a few more days to monitor him. So I should be online a lot more often now. <br> <br> Any new forum memes I missed?

Light Yagami? They look similar, and both murdered people though supernatural powers.

https://m.imgur.com/f1hL94g

http://i.imgur.com/Xxh0uJf.png

My favorites are probably Pitfall and Adventure.

School had just ended for the day, and Makoto Nijima was off to see her boyfriend at the fast food restaurant where he worked. <br> <br> &quot;This is the place,&quot; she said as she reached the restaurant. The sign out front read, &quot;The Krusty Krab.&quot; <br> <br> Makoto entered the building, and approached the octopus behind the cash register. <br> <br> &quot;Excuse me,&quot; Makoto started, &quot;I'm looking for Spongebob.&quot; <br> <br> The octopus coldly replied, &quot;Why not ask someone who cares.&quot; <br> <br> Just then, Spongebob Squarepants jumped through the order window, crushing the octopus. <br> <br> &quot;Makoto!&quot; he said, &quot;I'm just about to get off work. Want to go jellyfishing?&quot; Spongebob then looked down, realizing he was crushing the cashier. &quot;Oh. Sorry Squidward.&quot; <br> <br> &quot;If only that had killed me,&quot; Squidward responded as he stood up and dusted himself off. <br> <br> Makoto then answered her boyfriend's question, &quot;Sure Spongebob, I'd love to go jellyfishing.&quot; <br> <br> After a few minutes, Spongebob and Makoto left for Jellyfish Fields. <br> <br>

Ooh! Lucky for you! I just got this pre-owned box of chicken beaks in just now! Like right just now!

In 10th grade, Minecraft Pocket Edition had just launched, and everyone played it on the school wifi during class. <br> <br> One day, after school, I was at a friend's house, and we had a small group playing it. They pissed me off. So I left. <br> <br> I realized I never disconnected from their wifi. So I snuck behind their house and changed my username. <br> <br> I joined, disconnected, changed my username, joined again, and repeated several times. Several usernames included, Light Yagami, Technical Testicles, and other random things I could think of. <br> <br> They eventually found me. When I was caught, my username was Miranda The Lesbian. <br> <br> The next day at school, I forgot to change my username. I decided to have some fun, and destroy people's stuff. <br> <br> I continued this daily. Eventually, I heard in the hallways, people talking, &quot;We need to find this lesbian chick and beat her up.&quot; <br> <br> I told a few close friends. They kept an eye out for people trying to find me, and would warn me, so I was always a step ahead. <br> <br> Nobody ever knew it was me, because they never expected I was a guy. They were too busy accusing every girl named Miranda. Eventually people stopped playing Minecraft because of me. And I kept the username for everything else I did online.

Oh, that's great. Great, thank you. Yeah, go ahead and save that one, why don't you, yeah. So I can treasure it for years and years, and show it to my kids. The ones I should be having with Ali and Ali's sister!

I just started the other day. I hope you guys enjoy. <br> <br> @Minato_Arisato5