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The ruined city
Ork: yer 'umiez talk ta much. I kill for da WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!! *he begins growing bigger at rapid rate and out of no where more and more orks starts poring out of the nooks and crevices of the city*
The ruined city
*A gargantuan green beast with a small band of gremlins scrounge the wrecked city* Ork: Hurry up ya stupid snotlings! an' salvage da junk! an' don't let im 'umiez take da scrap!!! *the ork kicks one of the snotling's ass to hurry it up*<div class='edited'>(edited by Orks)</div>
The ruined city
*He sees Kade glancing at him and becomes seriously and incredibly pissed off* Ork: OI!! Ya 'umie iz gett'n wun painful BEATING!!!! *the ork grabs his Big Choppa buzz axe and charges at Kade while the snotling gremlings picks up their Slugga handcannons and starts shooting at Kade as well*
The ruined city
*the snotlings see their bullets and begins running around panicking, dropping the cart of scrap and one of them stepping on the Ork's foot* Ork: OW! Yer stupid green toothpicks! Iz gunna break yer spines ‘n two!! *the ork directs his anger onto the snotlings where he begins to viciously and angrily butchers them*<div class='edited'>(edited by Orks)</div>
The ruined city
*the ork grabs the last snotling in his green leathery hand* Ork: Iz gunna make ya into a fine snack! *from zero to a hundred, the Ork eats the snotling as he yells in pain then making a messy gargled noise*
The ruined city
*a bunch of orks with teslas strapped to their heads and a device on their right arms starts shooting a coil of lightning at Garuda* Weirdboyz: HAHAHAHA!!! roast'n giant bird iz fun!<div class='edited'>(edited by Orks)</div>
The ruined city
*as more and more orks starts to dog pile on the bird, giant ork with metal armor and augments walks out angry but ready for war* Warboss: kill ‘dat dumb bird an' grab wot eva scrap ‘dat 'umie's karries!! *as soon the warboss finishes talking all of the orks and snotlings starts a very loud warcry* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt_9fsA_XmA
The ruined city
Warboss: MAD DOKS! Get patch'n on dese wimps! *as the Warboss takes out his trusty Iron Sight Shoota and dumping nine hundred bullets a second at Kade, ork doctors drags the scoreched bodies off to their tents with malicious intent*
The ruined city
*as the orks retreats back into their underground hideout the warboss grows pissed* Warboss: Ya stoopid git! Ya won't hear da last uv me! *he jumps into a tunnel while sealing it with rubble*
The ruined city
*after the cannibalistic snack he turns back to Kade* Wot were we doing? Right... SMASH'N DA 'UMIE'S BONES!!! *he charges at Kade, more faster and more angrier*

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