<b>A few more trailers play but they all gay with so many muscular German men speeding up with every bit if gayness added. Within minutes the classic barking dog of Koromaru studios can be seen and the screen fades to black. </b> <b>Ha just kidding! The screen fades to a non edgy gray and some very sultry jazz saxophone music begins to play as the scene opens up with famed harem king Kazuya and his many cardboard cut outs of girls. </b> <b>Legend says there was a harem king that could sweet talk any creature no matter how straight or snake it was ....</b>

Wait! You bimbo just where do you think you going! <i>She rolls her eyes once again and takes Squiggliy's cash quickly pressing a ticket in her hand. Under her breath she mutters on about dumb young employees not doing a good job. </i> Enjoy the show ya'll even if ya got no panther piss! <i>Pauline offers everyone a chaste wave and then hurriedly walks into the theater.</i>

<i>Pauline once again comes out of the theater dragging a struggling Kazuya behind her with a single hand. A look of pure annoyance is on her face at having to do extra work. </i> Ya vamp! Next time make sure to give everyone the ballots! What kind of petting pantry do ya think we running here! <i>She suddenly lets Kazuya go and with a snap of her fingers he is now in a clown suit reminiscent of a franchise mascot. Think the franchise was about stands or something. Anyway she runs back inside the theater afterwards. Her echoing shot can be heard.</i> Put some grease into the task!

Pauline's eye twitches and she takes a swing from the panther piss she snuck into the theater. If i'm not yet bent then by golly will I be once this sockdollager is over <div class='edited'>(edited by Pauline)</div>

<b>Having gotten best girl and defeated his greatest enemy already the directors of the film suddenly realizes they messed up. So to pad out the film the audience gets treated to twenty minutes of pascal the cerberus running around in a field. Pascal runs around to an obnoxious laugh track as he happily destroys a nice field of flowers carrying the hopes and dreams of humanity.</b> <b>The film then pans to a random battle scene with an assortment of memorable catch phrases being shouted. The truly lovable stuff like ...</b> Armageddon Nya~ Haha le Gay The metal screeching of edge Confused grunting and Pursuonaaaa <b>While the entire field of battle is filled with eye burning explosions and terrible cgi dragons. As this utter chaos goes on our brave protag evil Kazuya just stands on the high ground and poses with his newfangled computer thing out. He is clearly helping out in the fight by contributing demons and special effects. </b> <b> His dead mom even provided the group with lunchables for the fight.</b>

<b>Totally evil Kazuya suddenly thrusts forward and shouts.</b> Kazuya: Ryujin no ken wo kukurae! <b>His glowing blade piercing his good self instantly vaporizing him with some otherworldly power. The shiba inu suddenly drops dead from a mother's broken heart and her spirit ascends to the higher plane of existence known as Kentucky. While the lavender haired guys just calmly heelies off of a cliff never to be seen again.</b> <b>Much evil Kazuya cheers on the victory but suddenly stops upon hearing the cry of a young snek with a fedora. His face pales as he suddenly feels the crushing weight of actually having to take care of another hooman. Now in this situation the protag would usually take care of the baby but this is not that kind of film. </b> <b>So evil Kazuya just nopes out and instead jumps to the future to marry the daughter of that one baby he abandoned. True parenting.</b>

<b>The fight eventually ends with a human motorcycle spamming armageddon like fifteen times and everyone posing for the FBI that is secretly watching them. They pose so well that the very muscular German man and pure girl just watch in awe on the moon dropping their fidget spinners in the process. Afterwards the group once again disbands and retreats to the not lazily generated parts of the world. </b> <b>A dude in a maid uniform walks in doing some cool tricks with a sign saying Act 2: The Nerdxus</b> <b>The scene changes as still probably evil Kazuya walks into an empty cave and lights it up with his cheap sega genesis rip off. All around him are posters of older women from various famous fighting games and a bucket of tears. His eyes darken as he finds an ultimate godmodding device the core of the world. But he lets it smash against the floor as he caresses his real treasure .... </b> <b>A photo of Hazamod</b> <b>A guy with a saxophone shows up to create the mood but a sudden black Nyx bird swoops down and eats him.</b>

<i>Pauline having dealt with an oddly high number of snakes in her life simply rolls her eyes. Her arms fall across her chest in a lazy manner as she points at Kaz.</i> Sure and i'm trying to be a choice bit of calico. That is some of the worst bushwa I have heard ya crasher. Anyway times a wasting so just give your dough to my cake eater of a worker. <i>She then takes a step back giving Kazuya some space and motions to the theater with a forced smile on her face.</i> Wouldn't want to miss the picture now would ya. Slippery python.<div class='edited'>(edited by Pauline)</div>

<i>Out of the corner of her eye, Pauline notices a sneak attempt and motions to stop the strange woman. With one hand outstretched and the other on the hip she joins Kazuya's side and offers Squiggly a haughty glare. </i> Now hold up there your dumb dora! You can't just sneak into this petting pantry with your bubs out high! What do you think this is a granting?

<b>The film suddenly pulls a time skip and the audience is just shoved into this intense fight. Screams can be heard as the scene pans down a cavern and freezes on this slight rocky bridge. Kazuya equipped with his summer outfit giving him +5 dexterity along with the holy grail in hand which gives him actual intelligence. Is shown to be struggling in combat against this massive indiscernible behemoth. For a second it appears Kazuya has the upperhand and the fight just halts to a standstill. </b> <b>At the center of his chest Kazuya finds a huge blade gleaming in the faint light of the cavern. The tense moment soon breaks as the behemoth flicks Kazuya off the sword point like a insect and he falls down to the unsearchable bottom.</b> <b>The screen remains silent for a bit as if mourning the hero </b> <b>Then kazoo music plays and a cheap sign saying fin pops up on the screen carried by none other then Pascal.</b>