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Shadow Network: Thrill of the Haunt

"Good shot! It fell down, kill it before it gets back up!" Speedwagon grabs his hat, his fingers deftly avoiding the numerous blades that eviscerate the rim of the bowler hat, before he launches it at the bear. The hat speeds towards the downed teddy bear, almost as if free of any wind resistance, seeking to slice it's head off. Even if it doesn't achieve that, Speedwagon has a hand inside his coat, gripping onto a revolver, though he doesn't yet pull it out. "Shoot it with all you have!"

Shadow Network: Thrill of the Haunt

"What?!" Dramatically, Speedwagon gasps and steps back from the mirror, getting in a position for fisticuffs as he stares into his apparent reflection. "The mirror doesn't match my movements!" Speedwagon, concern and mild anger obvious in his scarred face shakes his head in an attempt to perhaps clear his head from an illusion, his blonde main losing a few hairs to his bladed hat while doing so. Should the reflection remain, however, he shouts at it loudly. "What the hell are you?!"

Shadow Network: Thrill of the Haunt

"I agree, though I came upon this residence by pure coincidence, it outmatches much of what I've seen before in strangeness, as do the people currently exploring it! Speaking of-" Speedwagon is interrupted by the sight of the teddy bear. As it speaks, the blonde man sniffs the air slightly, then gasps, leaning back and shouting out. "What sort of evil is this? I haven't felt such malevolence since my time accompanying Mister Joestar!" Wasting no time, Speedwagon steps ahead of the group, moving at a faster rate, though not yet chasing after the bear actively. "Good lord, we must not let this being escape!"

Shadow Network: Thrill of the Haunt

"Woah, the floor just burst open and everyone fell inside!" Speedwagon gasps even as he extends his hand to grab his hat at it ricochets off the stairs and returns towards him, once more deftly avoid the blades. He steps forth, next to Dante, looking down at the hole. "Even I can't cut them free, with so much web." Aiming carefully, Speedwagon launches his hat once more, the sharp blades cutting a line through the web, but ultimately not doing much to free those who are entrapped within it unless they try to escape as well.

Shadow Network: Thrill of the Haunt

Spedwagon puts his hat back on his head, looking down at the eyes with concern, stepping away from the edge. "We could tear apart some of the boards around the hallway and use those to make a bridge?" Speedwagons steps back once more, observing the wooden floor and walls carefully, his eye catching the stairs downwards, from whence the bear came. "Or we could go downstairs instead. Maybe there's another way up from there?" Speedwagon continues thinking, before his eyes widen and he smiles, as if he had an epiphany. He looks at Dante, speaking enthusiastically. "I know, Mister Demon Hunter, you said you didn't care how we got across, not you, so can you perhaps carry us across?"<div class='edited'>(edited by Robert_Speedwagon)</div>

Shadow Network: Thrill of the Haunt

Speedwagon looks down at Negi, impressed at the suggestion. "You can do that? Then go ahead, good sir! We can't waste any time!"

Shadow Network: Thrill of the Haunt

"A TV, you say? What exactly is this thing?" Speedwagon follows Cirno, leaning down with a hand on his chin to observe the television. Nearly everything else around the room is uninteresting to him, in comparison to this strange invention.

Shadow Network: Thrill of the Haunt

Speedwagon gasps and pulls away from the TV, staring at the arm holding Cirno. "A hand came out of the 'TV'!" Shouting out the current events loudly, Speedwagon grabs his hat and forces it downwards, aiming to cut off whatever remained of the hand after it was shot at. "I'll cut it away before it can do anything to us!"<div class='edited'>(edited by Robert_Speedwagon)</div>

Shadow Network: Thrill of the Haunt

"It crushed the others! Kill it before it does the same to us!" 『Take It On The Run』's furious cries quiet down as Speedwagon emerges from the bathroom, taking in the situation for a moment, before raising his hand up to his hat. The scarred man's Stand, disappears, then interposes it's arms onto his own, it's wheels slowing down their spinning for but a moment, before they touch Speedwagon's bladed hat, whereupon their speed ceases to exist, and the wheels abruptly and loudly come to a complete stop. "I'll make sure it goes nowhere!" Lines of pure golden energy race through the weaponized apparel, forming intricate designs depicting a beautiful carriage, within which sit three muscled, faceless men. Visibly vibrating with this energy, the hat almost falls of Speedwagon's head, before he catches it, 『Take It On The Run』's arms disappearing, leaving only it's user. "Take..." With a grunt of effort, Speedwagon holds his weapon steady, pulling back, before launching it towards the golden-eye dragon's wings. The hat takes off with the sound and force of a speeding bullet, moving towards the draconic monster's means of aerial movement with immense speed. "This!" Whether or not the wings are removed in the first shot, the dark, humble hat turned into an impromptu saw continues moving towards the wall on the other side of it's target and ricochets back to tear into the Shadow dragon's flesh.

Shadow Network: Thrill of the Haunt

Speedwagon looks at Cirno strangely, as if he's observing a deranged person. "Strange, this person is utterly strange." The far larger man shies away from her, as if afraid. Hearing Dante and Negi introduce themselves, however, Speedwagon waits until they finish, and then promptly speaks aloud. "Good to meet you, sirs! I am Robert E. O. Speedwagon! I don't have any really strong powers, but I'll do by best to make sure I won't drag you down while we explore this den of evil!" Grabbings his hat and laying his hand on his heart, Speedwagon gives a polite bow to those present.