All it takes to beat the cat is a shiny object.

There's a guy who lives above a coffee place that's pretty suspicious, but nobody can ever agree on what his name is.

Did somebody say something about delicious pancakes?

Slow night at the bar again?

Shouldn't she stay put? you would probably be out of business if the left.

Alibaba is so much more manly.

Thanks for the help guys, I've got a check for 3 million yen coming in the mail, all i had to do was give them my name, number, social security number, how tall i am, my medical history, dental records, and detailed profile photos of my face. Today is a good day!