I've got a bone to pick with you!
Dear @Garden_of_Rosie,
Don't think I haven't noticed you. Not only have you stolen my name <i>and</i> my fame, but you used it to smear my reputation. I revoke your right to post here anymore, and godmodding is a terrible offense. I've been watching you for a while now, but I can't sit idly by any longer. Please remove yourself from the phansite, or I shall contact your local authorities for identity theft.
Thanks,
The <i>Real</i> Rosie DiMaria