MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES
WELCOME MY GOOD CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA TO COOKING WITH CHEF ARMSTRONG! TODAY WE'RE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES SO LISTEN UP
NUMBER 1: BUY 24 EGGS
NUMBER 2: <b>FUCK</b> EVERY EGG
NUMBER 3: BURN ALL THE FUCKING EGGS
AND FROM THE ASHES THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES WILL BE BORN *chefs kiss*
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK WHERE WE'RE GONNA BE COOKING WITH NANOMACHINES