Under Night In-GYM!
<i>A man clad in traditional Japanese garb, down to the wooden sandals, walks through the door frame. He takes but a second to assess the damage, frowning in displeasure. He begins to speak to those who bothered to listen.</i>
"Grandmother once said this, 'A man who keeps himself poorly has been treated poorly.' Let us mourn the owner's injustice."
<i>The odd man sighs in disappointment at the world. More curiously, he holds a wooden box aloft atop one hand. As he steps, the box remains perfectly balanced. No visible movement affects the box as he takes a seat at the bar. He acts oblivious to the fighting behind him.</i>