<i>Dedede pulls out a gordo, swinging it like a baseball bat with his hammer and firing right at Rem.</i>

<i>Dedede gets behind a car and throws out several waddle dees. The waddle dees pull out spears and charge while screaming &quot;FOR THE PANCAKE KING!&quot;</i>

Clear the way, fools, because it's time for the KING TO RISE! KING DEDEDE! I'm takin' all the good pancakes in this here restaraunt!

<i>As Remitron was talking about his masterful plan, a star suddenly shot at Rem and detonated him on contact, sending him flying.</i> YE DARE GIVE ME A BOMB-FILLED PANCAKE?! I HAVE POWERFUL TASTE BUDS TO TELL EVERYTHIN' APART! YER ASKING FOR A FIGHT, RED-EYED DEMON! <i>Angered by the attempted kill from his precious pancakes, Dedede took out an oversized wooden mallet and spun it.</i>

<i>Dedede pulls out a metallic rocket hammer, charging it before smashing into Jokero so hard that he crashes into McDonalds.</i> <i>Dedede then gave Akerino a devilish look.</i>

<i>Dedede begins to inhale everything in his table, furthermore proving how rude he is at a local restaraunt.</i>

<i>Dedede waddles back to a table, taking every last pancake in the store.</i> THIS IS A MEAL FIT FOR A KING!

<i>Dedede gets smashed by the car, looking like he's done for.</i> <i>However, he pulls himself out of the wreckage, going mad as he put on an iron mask.</i>

<i>Dedede suddenly opens his mallet to reveal a jet hammer encased in the wood, charging it before smashing the car in front of him and sending it right to Jokero as it kept flipping repeatedly.</i> &quot;I NEED A MONSTER TO CLOBBER THAT THERE SATAN!&quot;

<i>Jokero could see Akerino piercing the heavens... By piercing through the sky as a comet.</i><div class='edited'>(edited by The_King_Dedede)</div>