My name is Vaginald and I am here to teach you heathens of the ways of my land. The most important of which is our dearest religion. The Church of the MOTH! The Church of the MOTH teaches you the way of the FUKBOI! Revel in the Knowledge, Security, and Love such a way of life can birth upon one's soul! FOLLOW THIS BEAUTIFUL WAY OF LIFE AND... REJOICE!!!!! I humbly IMPLORE you to join. It is my way of showing the UTMOST LOVE and RESPECT for any being in this existence.

THE CHURCH OF THE WAY OF THE FUKBOI is really THE CHURCH OF THE MOTH <br> <br> <br> How could I have been deceived in such a blatant way?! How do I reclaim my life as a Knight of Clench?