Let's face it: you better learn a fucking second language, and it'd better be Japanese.America's lost it, our day in the limelight has passed. Buy a Japanese car-- oh, wait, you already did-- get a Sony television, and hold onto your PC tight, because the next one you buy'll be made by NEC. It's inevitable, the future belongs to the land of the rising sun: porn cartoons, bullet trains, samurai, and all that shit. It's the future, man. I hope you're gonna be able to speak the language.