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Laharl
Castle Laharl
*Laharl sits at a table and discusses things*
Alright, as the new overlord, I better discuss the state of the Nexus. So, Anon chat seems to be in deep turmoil as of now... perfect! PM chat seems to have little problems for now, so i'm gonna bring all my atention on the Phansite. It seems that everyone is distraught on the attention that NotIgor's plotline draws in. Maybe it would help if I defeated him. Then, there's also this president. If he shows up, i'll have to deal with it. Alright! Overall, i'd say the Nexus overall is in a state of relative peace! Which means I can take a nap!
Aishiomi
what probelms in pmes?
Laharl
*Laharl is asleep*
Bgammax
*Gamma, who's sitting at the table, raises a hand*
It would probably be quite convenient if you defeated him. I just wanted to express my thanks and wish you luck with that.
Also if you happen to notice a city block covered in ice, don't pay attention to it. It's probably nothing important. Just a heads up.
Starwaddle
*slams the door open and walks in* sup? I'm the goddess of insanity around these parts. I ruin peace and...uhh...shit, what else do I do? Meh, whatever. Point is, I'm here to kick ass cause I'm bored.
Laharl
*Laharl gets woken up*
Huh, what?
*He notices Starwaddle*
...Uh, hey, what's up?
Starwaddle
I'm bored, so I'mma cause chaos and insanity, and it just so happens that this place has the most activity right now, making it the best place to cause chaos and insanity. Sorry, but thems the breaks. *Starts spreading confetti around*
Aincrad_Hazel
Walks in after Star. "Why is it every time I look around there is a new castle."

Shadow partially forms and is surrounded in light blue flames. "Beats me, ask... Whoever Star is talking to."

Aincrad nods and sits on the table. "One, hey Gamma. Two, who are you new person and why a castle?"
Aincrad_Hazel
"Also heya Star, nice to see you're chaos is still the same."
Sol_Badguy
*I walk in with the Junkyard dog MK.III Looking like im with starwaddle* This a waste of time to me anyway
Laharl
*Laharl turns to Starwaddle with shock*
Wow, you'd make a valuable ally. Listen, there's someone I need dead, well, two people. How much would it take you to help me with this?

Sol_Badguy
I don't care much but I'm listening a little bit
Laharl
*Laharl turns to @Aincrad_Hazel*
Hahahahahahahah, can't you see? I'm an overlord! It's only fitting I have castle to rule from.
Starwaddle
Sup. I'm still trapped in that tower, but time travel is a thing so I'm here now from the future. Whoop-dee-fucking-doo. And that all depends on who you want dead. If it's the president, then I'm going to need more explosives. The guy is almost immortal, which is why I've been rigging the white House up to launch into space.
Aincrad_Hazel
Aincrad sighs. "Goddamnit not another one. Listen kid, how old are you? And second off, Star please ignore the kill. Just continue with le chaos."
Aincrad_Hazel
"Also what tower and if you're talking Trump president, there's a stash of explosives part way done the abandoned warehouse district."
Laharl
How'd you know? Yeah, the president is who I want dead. There's also the matter of those who wish to destroy this place. I need to organize a raid on their leader. If I can find him, that is.
Sol_Badguy
*I look at aincrad for a moment and act like I partially care* How much are you worth?
The_Dark_Messiah
You cana't just self-proclaim as an emperor, especially if your a shithead sucb as yourself...
The_Dark_Messiah
*can't, such

My phone is retarded.
Aincrad_Hazel
"Personally new guy, don't know and don't care. Maybe a bit, but God knows I'm invisible most days."
Starwaddle
Thanks for the location of those explosives, now I'm just going to go and rig the Nexus White House with more explosives so it goes into space. And it's my job to know...no really, I get paid for knowing things. And it's in my Palace, big tower, can't miss it.
Sol_Badguy
*I swing the Junkyard dog MK.III sending a wave of fire at the table*
Laharl
And, as for my age, i'm 1316 years old.
Aincrad_Hazel
Sighing he holds out his hand and absorbs the fire. "Wow. Well Tim will still live just try not to kill innocents okay Star? Then I would have to come after you. And I could help with your palace if you want." He turns to Lahari. "Well taking over isn't the best idea trust me."
Laharl
Heh, why not? You think i'm not capable?
Nyarloli
*The sky goes dark as a figure stands above everyone else, lightning cracks and you see the glimpse of a girl as she hops down onto the floor, falling flat on her face before getting up and posing

https://m.imgur.com/CRR1JNA

Hey! Who are you to call yourself Ruler of the Nexus when I! Nyarlytheop! The Crawling Chaos! Shall be queen!
Laharl
*Laharl shouts at Nyarloli*
Fight me!
Starwaddle
Oh, don't worry, no innocent people will explode violently... except Tim, he's an ass.
The_Dark_Messiah
Christ..not another one...

*He says with a facepalm*
Sol_Badguy
*I use the junkyard dogs ranged mode to send bursts of flames around me in a shockwave pillars of fire errupting from the ground*
Aincrad_Hazel
He sighs as Nyarloli comes on seen. "Well yeah, but then people would try to stop you and nobody wants to hurt cuteness like you two, but we will. Also there are innocents here that are under my protection. So consider this a friendly warning." He turns to Nyarloli. "That includes you too."
Laharl
And, what if people actually agree to my rule?
Sol_Badguy
OOC:you know everything around us is on fire right?
Nyarloli
Glady! You will eat my fists! Hiyah!

*Nyarloli then throws a punch at sonic speeds, which is to be more specific, the speed of a hedgehog wearing shoes, which is not very fast at all, hitting with the strength of 10000 cotten candy fluffs, which is another way to say soft
Aincrad_Hazel
I turn to Sol as I disperse the flames. "What exactly are you trying to do?'
Sol_Badguy
*Seeing I'm not harming anyone I go in close and attack exposing my headband*
Starwaddle
...fuck it. *Summons Snowexodia and makes it snow.*
Nyarloli
*Nyarloli then seems ticked off at Aincard and shouts back while doing her fluffy punches

I am not cute! I am the being of humanity's evil! I shall smite these puny mortals into the ground!

Aincrad_Hazel
"Then enter an election. You'll have the same power, people will actually agree, and I legally can't do crap against you. Sound better?"
Laharl
*The fist connects to Laharl's chest, which doesn't affect him much at all. However, seeing how close Nyarloli's boobs are to him, Laharl stumbles back in shock and falls on the ground*
Ahhh! Get away from me!
Sol_Badguy
*I look at eincrad* getting a bounty
The_Dark_Messiah
I don't have time for this bullshit. No one's going to take this asshole seriously anyway. We have some shithead who appears every week claiming to be emperor and we ignore them. I for one will gladly do the same. Also, people need to get some new msterial. Do something different than "I'm going to kill people, fear me" or "I'm now the ruler, obey me". There, I have spoken my piece.

*With that, he leaves through a blood-red portal*
Aincrad_Hazel
Sighing he pets both Nyarlolis and Laharis head. "You two are adorable." He turns back to Sol. "Who exactly? These two aren't doing anything at all."
Nyarloli
Aha! Nyarlytheop has defeated another enemy! Shrivel befor- ooh snow!

*Nyarloli was beginning to celebrate before she gets distracted by the snow, running around sticking her tounge out trying to catch snow flakes
The_Dark_Messiah
OOC: @Lahari

Or lack thereof, amiright? Get it, cause she's a loli? Oh whatever...
Sol_Badguy
Maybe I'm guilty then....*I remove the headband saying "Rock you" and I change into my gear form now more stronger* https://www.google.com/amp/chunli.tumblr.com/post/144515717867/amp
Nyarloli
*Nyarloli then gets angry at the sudden headpat, readjusting herself to poof out her hips and broaden her shoulders to try to be intimidating

I am not adorable! I shall grind your bones into the dust if you keep this up!
Laharl
T-that fight didn't count!
Laharl
OOC @The_Dark_Messiah I don't what that means, exactly. I just assume she's female.
Sol_Badguy
*I use all my power to destroy everything around me and fire spreads everywhere in my gear form and go make a Fatal attack on laharl*
Aincrad_Hazel
He chuckles and keeps head patting the two. "Aww alright. You two go at it. Don't kill each other though." He turns to Sol. "Yeah you really are. Those are some weak ass morals you have there, these are kids, not people to hunt."
Aincrad_Hazel
He disperse the fire and Hephaestus forms solid in front of Sol and blocks his weapon. "One more chance, stop now."
Nyarloli
Wait that didn't count? But I already celebrated my complete victory over the destruction of another rival...

*Nyarloli then seems down, sitting in the snow
The_Dark_Messiah
OOC: Hold up, you don't know what a loli is?
Sol_Badguy
I'm trying to make a living and I'm guessing your another gear
Laharl
Hey, even though i'm a kid, i'm still a demon. People tried to kill me in the past, and I handled myself.
Laharl
OCC: Nope
Aincrad_Hazel
"I'm fine with making a living, but there are other people with bounties. This one isn't going to hurt someone." He brings out a stopwatch and checks the time. "I'm a bounty hunter too, but take the ones that need to be taken not harmless ones."
Sol_Badguy
OOC:Okay I'm going to switch off sol badguy Since I don't even know what the heck I'm doing.XD
Nyarloli
*Nyarloli simply lays in the snow, accepting the headpats with despair

Was all my effort up to this point useless...

*Nyarloli thinks about the end of everything, seeing all the things she loves disappear before her, how will she live now that she has nothing to fight for?
The_Dark_Messiah
OOC: @Lahari

Well, consider me surprised. Then you don't get the Nyarloli joke then. Well shit.
Laharl
Damn right, i'm harmless! I'll only hurt you if it's in self defense or if you're a slave! *Stabs a prinny*
Aincrad_Hazel
Aincras chuckles and pats her head again. "Don't worry, you might be able to are over soon. Just keep at it." Grinning he grabs out a virgin strawberry daiquiri in a water bottle. "Want souls and blood? It's really sweet."
Nyarloli
Wow! Really! Your really nice mean person!

*Nyarloli then takes the bottle sipping from it

Man! This tastes just like the souls of bats! One of my favourites! Mm!

*Nyarloli then drinks the entire thing, smiling again
The_Dark_Messiah
OOC: Someone explain lolis to @Lahari so I don't have to. Please and thank you.
Aincrad_Hazel
Aincrad chuckles before waving and walking off and leaving, "Have fun you two, and don't make me come after you."
Aincrad_Hazel
(There's no way for me to describe it right.)
The_Dark_Messiah
(Lmao, just try.)
Aincrad_Hazel
(I believe the best way to put it, at least in anime, are adults who still look like little girls. And pretty much all are flat chested.)
Laharl
Alright, now, someone! Clean up this castle! Then make it dirty again!
Nyarloli
Okay! See you mean guy! Mm! That fight took allot out of me! Im gonna go as well! Ill fight you another time!

*Nyarloli then gets up and walks away, tripping halfway thorough
Laharl
*The reason Nyarloli tripped was because Laharl tied her shoelaces together without her realizing*