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The 6th annual Nexus prank war
*Laharl looks upon his collection of bear traps and nooses* Yep, we'll be ready for them this year!
*she looks over Laharl's shoulder* Ooh, whatcha planning?
Why, i'm just preparing for the Nexus prank war that we have every year, of course.
Sounds fun. So, what, you like our new overlord or something? I didn't get the memo.
Yep
*a metallic clang can be heard from the distance* AUGH!!! Who ever put this thing here I'M GOING TO FUCKING SHOOT THEM!!!
Neat! Hopefully you're better than that Splat Tim, fellow.. He ruined my motorbike with that weird inky stuff..
*Laharl summons meteor and threatens to throw it at Unit_Spectre* SHOOT ME I DARE YOU
Inky stuff? Sounds gross! ...well, you wanna join or something? As of last year, we now allow girls in. So, as long you don't get your boobs to close to me, you're free to play!
Okay, sir, Spec, put it off! Stop or I'm not getting that welcome cake!
OOC:*too close
*she stares at Laharl* What, you have a problem with boobs or something?
*Gamma walks in and notices all the nooses* So... This a suicide pact or something? You've got an awful lot of rope hanging
*Laharl answers Tsugumi-chan* Yes, yes I do, in fact. *Laharl turns to Bgammax* Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! While that isn't a bad idea, i'm afraid that's false! For this is just preparation for the Annual Nexus prank war!
Oh, so the pranks involve stuff like those rope traps they use to catch rabbits. Like, I dunno, maybe hang them upside down then throw pies or whatever. *Gamma shrugs* Not a big deal to me. Just have fun kids
Don't tell me what to do
Of all the guys I met, you by far are the weirdest.. I like you.
alright then, don't have fun kid. Whatever
You "like" me? That sounds positive! I hate positive things!
.....okay, I hate you? That any better?
Perfect!
Okay! Soo, I originally came here 'cause I heard you were looking for a secretary? Dunno how true that was, but you looking?
If by secretary you mean slave, then you're hired!
*bursts through a wall* DID SOMEONE SAY PRANK WAR!?
Hey, does anyone remember that guy named Bona04? Gee, i'm glad he died. Otherwise he might burst through one of my walls or something
Okay, then. Close enough. I do laundry, cooking, cleaning, and organization. Capisce?
04? Yeah, that kid was weird, even by my standards. And my standards are high at this point. We're talking Loli Lucifer high.
I already have an amazing chef. And she's mostly demon! You can do the rest of those things, though. Prinnies these days just can't get the job done alone.
What's a Loli?
*sighs* I'm really starting to think that maybe I shouldn't have faked my death.
*she sighs, bowing* Yes, my lord...
A Loli is just another word for a little girl. I don't really get why people use it myself, but its a thing.
*Laharl turns to Tsugumi-Chan* Good, now bring me all the super glue, whoopee cushions and rope you can!
*she salutes Laharl* Yessir! *she runs off*
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha! I'm sure to win this year for sure!
*she returns with a wagon, the contents holding a literal mountain of whoopee cushions, super glue, and rope* I'm back, my lord!
That was... fast
*she bursts into rose petals and re-manifests behind him* Magic!
Doesn't it exert a lot of your sp to use magic to perform mundane tasks?
I dunno, does it exert a lot of your sp to throw meteors at everything that annoys you?
Eh. *she shrugs* That actually used some of my Aura, not my sp. *shrugs again* But think what you will.
Whatever, I have 99,999,999 SP!
I'm starting to think you're just making up numbers now
Oh, if I didn't have that much, could I do this? *Casts Omega Heal 999,999 times*
My lord... It's not wise to do something like that, you know..
I don't believe you, try casting it 9 more times, please?
I literally just ran out of sp, asshole
*goes to the nurse and instantly recovers all sp then comes back*
*Gamma does a few quick calculations on his phone* Sorry, I thought you had 999 left. Looks like you exaggerated the number after all.
Eh, whatever, you annoy me
.....okay...? *she's playing with a ring...*
don't worry, the feeling is mutual