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The ultimate team up
*a sign can bee seen saying "WANTED: HELP TO DESTROY THE HUMAN RACE. REWARDS FOR HELPING: HUMAN SOULS." The sign then points to a small shop where a certain flower is waiting.*
*Laharl sees the sign and looks over it for more information* I'm in!
*Gamma walks by the sign and sighs... After looking around for a moment, he walks into the shop, and sees a flower* Ok, who came up with this prank and why? I mean, seriously. Its not funny.
*flowey pops out of the ground near laharl* So, you wanna help me destroy everyone here?
*looks at gamma* This ain't a prank. I want helpers.
Oh yes, and I'm supposed to believe a flower when they say they're going to.... Wait... That flower just... *Gamma sighs and shakes his head* Roll with it. Anyways, so I'm supposed to believe a flower is capable of annhilating the human race? I'm pretty sure I'm more capable of that than you are.
*Nyarloli notices the commotion and steps in, staring at the flower Wow! A talking flower! Ophelia will love this! *Nyarloli then proceeds to attempt to pick it
*dodges the pick* Hey! I'm not something you can pick!
*stares at gamma* Oh really now? Let's see what ya got and I may just let you join.
*Gamma looks between Nyarloli and the flower and laughs* Oh boy, looks like you've met your match in the "world conquest" department. Little girl versus talking flower.... Hahahaha... FIGHT...
B-but you're a flower! What else are flowers for? *Nyarloli continues in attempt to pluck it, falling every now and then Come here! I am Nyartheop! The Crawling Chaos! You will submit to my will!
*keeps dodging* I'm tired of your games!
Give it to me! Raaa! *Nyarloli keeps on trying, reaching and failing everytime
Oh come on!! Maybe in lieu of conquering the world you can make a little girl, sorry "Crawling Chaos" happy. I mean, you're a flower. Maybe set your goals to be a LITTLE more realistic? World annhialation isn't as easy as it might sound. Does it sound easy? *shrug* oh well, who cares?
Hey! Im the culmination of humanity's evil! Treat me with respect before I crush your bones into dust!
*Gamma reaches down to pat Nyarloli's head* Sure you are kid, sure you are. You should totally work with the flower on the whole "world destroying" thing. I'm sure with your powers combined you'd be QUITE successful. Indeed. Would be AMAZING to see.
*Nyarloli smiles and lights up like a sun from the headpat and turns to the flower, eyes seemingly glaring Okay then flower! You're coming with me! Either in shreds or whole! *Nyarloli then seems to generate sparks of dark energy and begins to zap the flower, however if it does hit it does little more than tickles
Wait, evil? *looks at nyarloli* Ya got guts kid. Let's see what else ya got.
.....thats it? That barely did anything!
*Gamma chuckles* See? You two will get along just fine. You're both really big talkers.. Oh no, the nexus's next great evil. A little girl and her pet flower.
Grrr! Nyarltheop punch! *Nyarloli then winds up a punch, spinning her arm like a helicopter and rising up a leg, before putting all her strength behind it, hitting like a cloud against a giant sheet of titanium, which is to say, it feels like getting hit with fog
That tickled! *has an evil face* Let me show you what true pain feels like! *suddenly a "friendliness pellet" Appears and fires at nyarloli, doing massive damage*
*the pellet hits the girl, somehow not dealing much damage to the crawling chaos, however, she gets thrown back tearing up a bit Wha-! M-meanie! I'll go pick some other flowers then! Hmph! *Nyarloli then pouts in the corner
*Gamma sighs and glances at the flower and walks over to Nyarloli* Oh, look what you did. You horrible monster. You made a little girl cry. Congrats, you really gave it your all. *Gamma walks over and pats Nyarloli's head* Its OK kid, there are always better flowers. That one loved boasting, no one would want it anyways.
*laughs at nyarloli* For being the so-called "crawling chaos" You're weaker then a rock!
*Nyarloli seems to be consoled by Gamma, instantly getting better Mm! Okay then! *Nyarloli then overhears the flower, turning her head slowly towards it, face seemingly starting to melt away, being replaced by a void of shadows, as she walks up to him slowly, steps making an echoing Hehehe! Now you've made me angry! *A giant ball of black energy then seems to appear above her as she approaches the flower, crackling with energy, seemingly to ooze ominous feeling into the air
Now thats evil! Show me what ya got!
*Gamma sighs and shakes his head* Of course... We can't just have normal children, can we? No, they always have to be Satan or something..... Man, I miss Akari. Hope the kid's doin..... Don't focus on that. Just.... Let it go.
*Nyarloli then turns to Gamma, instantly returning to normal, smiling Oh okay! Whatever you sam Mr.Pinkhair! *Nyarloli then skips over to him, following behind
*Gamma looks at Nyarloli, blinking* Ok... Where do I start... First, I was talking to myself, not you... Second, the hair's Lavender. No, that's not really any better. Third... What?
You're not even gonna fire the attack!? Gosh, you're hopeless....
Hm? Whats wrong Mr.Pinkhair? Your friends with Akari right? If so you can't be a bad person! Im really good friends with Akari as well! We adopted a giant butterfly together! That's why I want to gather flowers! *Nyarloli then turns her attention to the flower Nope! im not gonna listen to a bully like you or Tatsuya! *Nyarloli then sticks her tongue out and mocks the flower
Well I guess you don't want any easy human souls then. *has a smirk on his face*
Its... *sigh* Its a long story kid. I am pretty fond of Akari, I guess. Should probably work on that honestly. You... Well, its nothing for a kid like you to worry about. *Gamma bends over to pat Nyarloli's head again* Here, I'll help you get some better flowers for your butterfly anyways
*Nyarloli then mocks the flower again "Well, I guess you don't want any easy human souls" I can get them myself! Besides, why would I need human souls? They don't taste very good... *Nyarloli then perks up at Gamma Okay! You can lead the way Mr.Pinkhair!
*Gamma bends down to grab Nyarloli's hand* Well, I know a nice park we can get some flowers at then. If you want. I don't have much better to do right now anyways.
You obviously don't know their true power. And it's an adjusted taste. Try a soul of the innocent, it's delicious!
Well, I need to get going as its late but we can do it some other time! I'll see you around then Mr.Pinkhair! *Nyarloli then leaves out the front door, tripping as she gets out but stands up and continues to walk
*Gamma sighs and walks out the door after Nyarloli, turning onto a different street* Be careful kid. I'm sure your pet butterfly would be sad if you were gone.
Eh, that kid was worthless anyways. *waits for anyone else*
*puts out a plate of cookies and puts a sign up that says "free cookies for any members!"*
*flowey is still just kinda there*
*A cat in a hard hat walks by, tweeting his little whistle happily*