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HahaRIP
Alrigt
who wantsn to squrare up anf figbt ,e ill destory you
Bgammax
*puts up a Duke* He can do it. I paid him enough.
HahaRIP
cone on bjanax wjats your gane here
Bgammax
Well, you know what they say. When fighting you put up your Dukes. So I brought a Duke along just in case. Can you please fight him? I paid way too much money for this.
HahaRIP
no figbht me youeself lie a man
Mao
My money's on the big one
Bgammax
Look.... Dude. I'm sorry, but do you know how much money it takes to hire a lesser noble to allow you to carry him around in your pocket? It takes a lot. There's no way I'm getting ripped off like this.
HahaRIP
ok finme ill fight yourae due
Bgammax
Thank you m8. I really appreciate it. *The duke slowly steps forwards, arms raised, and throws a weak punch towards Haha*
Mao
That duke is way too small to win this (seemingly easy) fight!
HahaRIP
the hr;; os this
Mao
何!?! この戦いは狂っている!
Bgammax
Well of course, he's a pocket duke. How else could I carry him around. He's trying his best man... I knew this was a con.
HahaRIP
we dint soeak weeb jere
Ryoji
*Ryoji holds out his scarf* This nice looking guy can fight you.
Mao
Hvað er þessi barátta brjálaður!
HahaRIP
fihtj me royji
Laharl
I'll fight you
HahaRIP
ni not your larjal i respcet you
Laharl
Gud
HahaRIP
where dis everiyne go
Bgammax
Well, we're doing turn based combat. So I'm waiting for you to hit my duke so I can tell him to attack again.
HahaRIP
o then i pucbh the dune
Bgammax
*The duke falls over and starts crying* Well then. Darn. Um... Bubblebeam? I dunno how pampered rich people work. You know what, better idea. *picks up the Duke and throws it at Haha*
HahaRIP
nabni
Bgammax
Hey, he wasn't being helpful anyways. Its like those ninjas in Final Fantasy. Where they can throw things you don't want.
HahaRIP
ooh ok
Bgammax
Yep. So I guess you can keep that Duke if you want. Its probably never going to come up again.
HahaRIP
im keeping the dujek thanke
Bgammax
No problem. Remember to feed him money. I think that's what rich people eat. I dunno, I'm no doctor.
HahaRIP
in pertty syre rhat nobidy on this sute is a docte
Bgammax
I'm sure there's at least one doctor somewhere. Just a probability thing
Mao2
Eating money? Sounds like my kind of "real human".
HahaRIP
amd can i just sat yhat i thisnk that vat gats are coo;
Bgammax
Sure, you can say that. And I'll nod along like I know what you're saying. Because I'm a swell guy.